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Jamie, NZ, Non-binary genderqueer, hardly here, a writer

[missgeniality]

why do comedians try when watcher fam exist

[rainbow-femme]

I’m not bitter

[echiosbrain]

I am bitter

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Literally every movie adaptation ever: Henry Jeckyll is just a poor victim of his evil side Mr Hyde!

The Actual Book: Henry Jeckyll is a weird fuck who turned himself into a monster man because he wanted to indulge in doing horrible things without fear of getting caught

[ripperblackstaff]

Add the phantom of the Opera !

[rumpykamon]

If you allow me-

[crimsondomingo]

This is so flawlessly funny to me right now, because I am literally part of a multi-author collaboration purposely retelling these classics in ways that do not follow the originals - Monsters & Mayhem: An MM Horror Collection, adapting some of your favorite classic horror stories with an MM romance twist. 

Each and every one of these examples is in there, including mine, the Dracula retelling, A Delicious Descent.

[andrewhickey500songs]

Lucy seems nice, and I am sure absolutely nothing bad at all will happen to her and her friends will keep her safe.

[attractive-nuisance-esq]

RIP to Lucy Westenra you would have loved seeing small children play you as the bloofer lady in their little imaginary horror dramas

[creekfiend]

Tom Bombadil should be an aspirational character for everyone with issues setting boundaries actually bc he's just like Wow that sounds hard. Absolutely not my circus though. Enjoy a song and some bread. Anyway bye

[creekfiend]

Like may we all have the power to look someone who is Clearly the Protagonist dead in the eye at some point in our lives and be like. Nah

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

No thoughts, only Fully articulated iron crab, Japanese, 18th century

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

I want to hold this guy so so badly

[fishtrouts]

Crows are kinda bad at this kind of thing..

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[abandonedography]

Tree coming out of an abandoned chimney (source)

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

Fortified combat tree

[wandering-worldbuilder]

Joint Dwarf/Elf fortress.

[brannonlasgalen]

Legolas and Gimli’s townhome in Valinor

[homunculus-argument]

Hey btw, to new writers who want to write angst: Nothing illustrates darkness as well as sparse and brilliant highlights.

If you want to write a character with an unspeakably awful past, there's no need to go into deep and gory details about how horrible it was. Readers who can't relate to it won't relate to that, and the readers who have been there generally don't want to see that. Instead, highlight some of their happiest moments but make them unsettlingly small.

Sprinkles in some realism, too. Having a character go "my parents were abusive monsters and I've literally never had a happy moment in my life" isn't realistic, and both the people who haven't witnessed that kind of thing outside of fiction, and the people who have personally lived it will just go "yeah, yeah, tragic childhood, misery, darkness, we've all seen it", and being nothing but negative makes the character both uninteresting and unlikeable.

Now, having someone casually think or say shit like "I think my happiest childhood memory was that christmas when dad was in prison. Nobody was yelling or throwing anything and mom was sober the whole time", and be genuinely surprised by other peoples' concerned reactions - now jesus christ that's bleak.

[thelatestkate]

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[yousaytomato]

Jonathan there are So Many reasons not to babygirl, but we're way past that

[whyrubuyingclothesatthesoupstore]

Jonathan before sneaking off into the Count’s room is just

“bye Mina! bye cruel and unjust world! bye Mina!”

“you said Mina twice”

“I like Mina”

[juicingbeetles]

Jonathon in this update be like: fuck it, I'm climbing out in MY lizard fashion

[minieggukie]

some people don’t understand the seriousness of the rainy day fight, well—

[jung-koook]

jungkook is a mood 😆

[n1ghtwnng]

would you go home with a vampire you met at a party?

Dark Attraction: a standalone MM vampire romance - Kindle edition by LaMarque, Drake . Romance Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

Brand: A pansexual college surfer dude looking for love in all the wrong places

Gage: A mysterious goth with something to hide who will do anything to keep what's his

When they meet at a party, there's an instant attraction but between Gage's dominant hunger and Brand's need to submit to him... the fire may be all-consuming.

a standalone MM vampire/human romance featuring lots of spice

#punkygothvampire #instalovekinda #consensualkink #spankinghappens #spicygames #justalotofrope

[lotrmusical]

'What sort of place had I come to, and among what kind of people? What sort of grim adventure was it on which I had embarked? Was this a customary incident in the life of a solicitor's clerk sent out to explain the purchase of a London estate to a foreigner?'