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tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.
also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.
GUYS
HOW DID I NOT REALIZE
HAWKS AND DABI ARE RED AND BLUE GAYS
some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows
some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows
some of yall never had to deal with seeing bullies come up to you to say “(Name) wanna ask you out” as a joke to humiliate their friend because nothing was as embarrassing and disgusting than imagining going out with you and it really shows
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you summed up the struggle of all creators ever so nicely
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i have said it once and i’ll say it a thousand times, likes vs. reblogs is a whOLE thing we all know is becoming an issue but if you really want to support gif makers and content creators follow people and check the edits tags. stop relying on the same 5 popular blogs to show you content. start following people who make the content you like. track the edits tags for shows, actors, and films you like. reblog things from there. because until we all start doing that, those same 10 popular blogs hold all the content curation power and the rest of tumblr sits around hoping their sets get more than 50 notes. reblog each other’s stuff but most importantly, actively look for content and content creators you like so that you can see their stuff in order to reblog it.
Would Katsuki also be freaking out about Miruko being there? Would he be internally freaking out because that is Miruko but overlooking it in favor of adding a "normal" amount of spices to his and Dabi and Tomura's foods?
Katsuki isn’t exactly freaking out about Miruko being there, he has worked with her after all, but she’s a hero who he not only respects but also genuinely likes and gets along well with. The two of them are just on the same wavelength most of the time, and Katsuki is definitely a lot more willing to listen to her than a lot of other people.
As such, Miruko and Shouto are basically the only reason that Katsuki didn’t end up heavily overspicing and/or poisoning Dabi/Tomura’s food. He’s still grouchy about it, but between his boyfriend and Miruko being around he’s willing to put up with them.
There’s still some conversational sniping whenever Rei leaves the room though. During one such bout, Shigaraki makes some comment that’s vaguely along the lines of ‘well maybe we’ll come take Katsuki again anyways’ and it’s mostly meant as a joke, but it causes some tension at the table for about 2 seconds before Miruko throws an arm around Katsuki’s shoulders.
“On a related note, I almost forgot to tell y’all the exciting news! While I don’t usually do internships or bother with any of that crap, I was impressed enough by this kid here that I decided to make an exception.”
That’s already enough to bounce Katsuki’s mood back up. He’d already told Shouto about it, but in all the other chaos he’d forgotten about announcing it. Miruko then puts her other arm up on the table, leaning on it with a smirk on her face and a ever-so-slightly serious look to her eyes as she makes her words a bit more pointed.
“First kid who I ever liked enough to drag on patrols with me. Being a mentor seems like it’ll be an adventure for sure. I can’t wait to beat the shit out of anyone who tries to mess with my intern.”
And that’s really the end of that.
I get the feeling Natsuo knows full well that Dabi is Touya but just decided to not say anything and let the chaos rain down around him. He's got a boyfriend to deal with, he'll think about the other stuff later
Not that Natsuo isn’t busy, though tbh he’s a lot busier with the whole “being a fucking med student” thing than he is with Tomura, but he is 100% unaware of Dabi being Touya, because he knows very little about Dabi and unlike the rest of his siblings/the other fuckers involved in this, he has never really interacted with Dabi.
But if he had known then he would’ve 100% gone to join him and Fuyumi in becoming ‘villains’.
Honestly after most of this comes out the thing he’s left most upset about is that both his older siblings plus his boyfriend were all villains on some level and not one of them invited him.
Now, for the fake quarantine dating au aka the Fuyumi has gone feral au, we’ve now got ¾ todoroki siblings hanging around the league of villains. Obviously this can only go well. Incorporating some lovely suggestions I got in here.
Fuyumi is now on quite good terms with most of the league. She’s practically adopted Toga as her new younger sister. Because really, the girl is quite sweet when she’s not stabbing people and she’s still a teenager. Fuyumi is a really good influence on Toga and while there’s obviously a lot of things she can’t help with, she’s able to at least get Toga to be better about consent and stalking.
Twice & Fuyumi become super close, at first just because Twice is keeping an eye on her to make sure she’s not taking information she’s not supposed to, but it quickly becomes a regular friendship. Twice is extremely supportive of Fuyumi and honestly he’s just so happy to be helpful that Fuyumi can’t help but like him.
She’s so used to being in a caretaker/helper role, that Twice being so eager to help her out is unfamiliar to her, but honestly a godsend at the same time. Twice helps her manage the new extra workload of being a villain, and encourages her to keep going when she starts worrying that she’ll never find Touya.
I should mention in here that the league is actually the paranormal liberation front by this point, and Skeptic/Re-Destro/the others are hanging around, and at the very least Skeptic and Re-Destro are aware of who Fuyumi is and why she’s here/that she’s not really a villain, but honestly they’re just so relieved that there’s an Adult that Tomura and the others will listen to and who seems to actually know what’s she’s doing, so they’re keeping their mouths shut.
There’s probably a good month in here where Fuyumi suspects that Geten might be Touya who got quirk swapped by AFO, but eventually that theory gets disproved, putting her back at square one.
Under Fuyumi’s guidance, the league rescues Kurogiri from jail (although none of the core members are aware of his status), so now they have two Real Adults around, which is great.
Tomura is extremely happy to have his foster father back. Kurogiri is so proud of the progress he’s made while he was gone (and he 100% pulls Fuyumi aside privately to thank her for getting Tomura to dress respectably), and the two of them have a genuinely nice reunion.
One problem: Tomura now has now been dating Natsuo for a month, has caught Serious Feelings, but nobody knows about any of this and Tomura doesn’t even know how to go about telling anyone, let alone Kurogiri.
It doesn’t help that 1) since he accidentally told Natsuo his old name, Tenko, he then had to tell Natsuo that he’s still in the closest and ask him not to mention him to anyone by name to stop that from getting out. 2) Natsuo has no idea that he’s a villain, let alone the leader of the league of villains, because for obvious reasons, Tomura doesn’t think that will go over well.
He doesn’t want to lie to his boyfriend, but he doesn’t know how to tell the truth either. There’s so many things he can’t say, and even though he’s mostly just been avoiding answering certain questions, it’s still weighing on him.
All of which comes to a head one evening when the two of them are lying in bed, not doing much besides cuddling, something that is still extremely foreign to Tomura and which makes him a bit nervous, even with special gloves on. Maybe it’s how undemanding Natsuo is for answers, or maybe it’s because getting Kurogiri back has made Tomura more brave, or maybe it’s just that he’s kept secrets for too long, but regardless, Tomura’s the one who breaks the silence.
“I feel like- I- There’s things you should know. About me. That I haven’t told you. That I need to tell you. But-” And he doesn’t even know where he was going with that, because he can’t tell Natsuo, but god he needs to.
“Hey, hey, hey, easy.” Natsuo has a grin on his face, softer than his normal one but every bit as bright. “It’s okay. I mean, if there’s things you want to tell me, than I’m happy to listen, but you don’t owe me answers or anything. I get it. Everyone’s got skeletons in their closet. If you’re not ready to tell me yet, that’s just fine.”
God, he was so nice and Tomura wanted nothing more than to take him up on that, but all the same he knows that Natsuo wouldn’t be saying that if he knew.
“I want you to know, but I also don’t. Because it’ll change things. Don’t try to say it won’t. I know it will. There’s no way it won’t. And you deserve to know about it, but I don’t know how to tell you. I want you to know, but I like things how they are too and I don’t want them to change.”
Natsuo’s quiet for a moment, clearly considering before his fingers come up to gently stroke through Tomura’s hair, and fuck if that doesn’t help him calm down.
“Okay. I get that. It’s still okay if you aren’t ready yet though. If it makes you feel any better, there’s stuff I haven’t told you either, for the same reason. I like what we have now, and I don’t want to lose it. But hey even if knowing more about each other will change things, that doesn’t mean it’ll be worse. Just different. Change can be good too. Who knows.”
Again, it takes a lot for Tomura not to interrupt and say he knows this won’t be a good change. But he manages. He doesn’t manage to find any other words to say though, too busy wondering what secrets someone as kind as Natsuo could possible have.
“Tell you what, I’ve been meaning to get this off my chest anyways, so how about I go first? Then if you feel like telling me your stuff, you can, or we can just save it for another night. Okay?”
Tomura nods, because that sounds nice, and who knows, maybe he’ll get lucky and Natsuo will reveal that he’s a villain too or something.
“Alright, here goes; the reason I haven’t told you my last name is because it’s Todoroki. And yes, it is the Todoroki you’re thinking of. Endeavor’s my father, and Shouto Todoroki, from the UA sports festival and stuff, that’s my younger brother.”
Oh god fucking damn it.
Suddenly, Tomura’s brain helpfully supplies him with a few facts.
He has, while not directly tried to kill Natsuo’s (and Fuyumi’s???) father, enabled Dabi to attempt something of that scale.
Wait, doesn’t Dabi have a grudge against that guy? It’d always been a bit weird to Tomura, but he hadn’t really questioned it. Not until now. That’s going to be a major problem.
“I didn’t tell you for a few reasons. One, I didn’t want you to like me or not like me because of him. Two, I noticed you were kinda jumpy about hero stuff and I didn’t want to scare you off, and three, my relationship with him is kinda… complicated. Definitely not great. It’s got to do with a lot of things, but Touya’s a pretty big part of it all.”
It takes everything in Tomura’s body to hold back his instinctive responses of ‘Do you want me to kill him for you?’, because at this point he doesn’t want to make that offer unless he means it, and he might mean it soon. Depending on a few things. He let’s his gut guide his tongue instead.
“You’re brother’s pretty important to you, huh?”
Natsuo laughs, and it’s something soft and bittersweet, but fond. Still so very fond.
“Yeah, I mean, both of them are. But Touya was my older brother. He was always looking out for me. He was a pretty sickly kid, but he had a fire in him like nobody I’ve ever met. Literally and metaphorically. I still remember how some older kids tried to pick on me after school- it must’ve been ten years ago now- he was so tiny back them, but that didn’t stop him. They weren’t taking him seriously, one of them asked him what he planned to do against them when he wasn’t even up to their shoulders.”
This time Natsuo’s smile is more fond, lost in memories. Something about this is causing ideas to connect in Tomura’s brain, and he knows it’s heading towards something, but he’s scared to get there. Why though?
“Touya looked the guy right in the eye said ‘This’, and without blinking or even changing his expression, just with a little flick of his hand, he sent a wave of flames across the ground. Before they could do anything, he melted their shoes in place so they couldn’t do anything. Then, while they were panicking about it, he got his big creepy grin on his face. The kid who’d been leading them looked up and I think he almost fainted out of fear when he realized that he couldn’t fight back or get away. He apologized real after after that, promised they’d never do it again, and Touya said they better not, or next time it wouldn’t be their shoes that he melted. Then he turned on his heel, grabbed my hand and walked me all the way back home. I never got picked on again after that. But that was Touya for you, nothing ever scared him.”
Vividly, a memory flashes in front of Tomura’s eyes of some low level grunt getting in Dabi’s face. The guy had been getting a bit too friendly with Toga while she was still recovering from her eye injury. She was on pain meds at the time, and honestly Tomura had been about to decay the guy where he stood when Dabi stepped in and told him to back off. Apparently the guy thought he was hot shit because he asked why he should.
The very next second, blue flames had erupted and the guy was stuck in place, bound by his own shoes and helpless to do anything but simper out apologizes as those flames hovered around him, the smell of burning flesh hitting the air. Tomura hadn’t heard what Dabi had said, but he’d heard the rumors afterwards. ‘Next time, my flames will be burning a whole lot more than just your feet. Got it?’.
He hadn’t actually burned the guy’s feet off all the way, but it was enough to leave scars as a reminder.
Tomura had wondered many a time what Dabi was like when he was younger. Before he was Dabi.
It was almost funny, to find out that he’d always been like this. At least on some level.
Years of training was the only reason Tomura managed to keep a straight face and his voice somewhat even.
“Sounds like he was a pretty good brother.”
“Yeah. He really was. I miss him so much. All of us do. I know Fuyumi told you guys that she’s thinks he’s still out there, I don’t know if I believe that or not, but I don’t really have the heart to tell her to let it go. I probably should. It’s been years. I just… I just really like to think he’s still out there somewhere. I’d give almost anything to get him back, if I could, so I can hardly blame her for looking for him.”
Silence for a moment.
“Sorry, that’s kinda a lot to dump on you- I don’t really talk about him a lot these days.”
“No, no, it’s fine. I- I get it. My family- some of them anyways- it’s not the exact same, but it’s similar. I miss them a lot too. And-”
Tomura wanted to tell him the truth, but fuck, he couldn’t. As much as he wanted to tell his boyfriend that his brother was alive, had been this entire time, even now looked out for them because now that he was thinking about it, fuck, no wonder Dabi had been avoiding Fuyumi even while he vouched for her. But-
But it wasn’t his place to. That wasn’t his secret to share.
“-who knows, I can’t say I’m one to believe in miracles, but they do happen sometimes.”
Fuck that sounded sappy. It made Natsuo grin though, bright and wide, and so it was worth it. Worth the guilt that settled in Tomura’s chest, for all the things he couldn’t say yet.
Biting his bottom lip, Tomura decided to switch topics, meandering back to far lighter discussions of new games coming out soon. He’d wanted to tell Natsuo everything- but not tonight.
There was someone else he had to talk to first.
I like to imagine that the Quarantine thing and the AU that Fuyumi can just.. waltz into the LoV hq are in the same universe.
I think she’d start out being like, super cautious and stuff because holy shit, she just found out that Hawks is in cahoots with some villains, and really she should 100% tell Someone about this, but Miruko stops her by telling her that Hawks is undercover, which only makes her 1000 times more sure that Hawks is still dating her long lost brother and By God She’s Going To Find Him.
Then at some point she risks sneaking into the LOV hideout, and the first time she doesn’t get caught because she’s really good at being unassuming, but the second time, overly friendly Twice notices her and realizes she’s not someone he knows (and he knows everybody). But he’s still a nice guy, so he confronts her privately, asking her who she is and why she’s sneaking around.
Fuyumi is Hella Nervous, and Miruko is ready to leap into the thick of things to get her out of there, but having seen how friendly Twice is with other people, Fuyumi decides to try just telling him most of the truth. She tells him that she’s here because she’s looking for her long lost brother, who she thinks might be hiding around here, and she promises she doesn’t want any trouble. All she wants is to find her sibling again. I’m going to assume for this that the Todoroki siblings who aren’t Shouto aren’t well known at all, and their names aren’t public knowledge. So she tells him her first name, and the name of her brother, but not their last name.
Twice is incredibly sympathetic and understands wanting to find her lost family member again, so he offers to help her look. He helps her by giving her an in to the league, vouching for her so she can get proper access to things and can search around without being questioned. She’ll still need to hang out with him though, so he can be sure she’s not getting any other information.
Miruko is losing her mind because Fuyumi has somehow successfully infiltrated the fucking league of villains, and keep in mind at this point that Miruko still does not know who Fuyumi is beyond ‘a pretty girl whose looking for her long lost sibling’. She has 0 (zero) idea that Fuyumi is a Todoroki, nor that the brother she’s looking for is also a Todoroki.
Anyways, the end result of this is Fuyumi gets introduced to the rest of the league of villains, including Dabi and Hawks, both of whom are losing their fucking minds while having to play it cool. Fuyumi doesn’t put together Dabi = Touya yet, because in the livestream and in the photos that Dabi took, his makeup completely covered up the scarring/staples. And also Dabi is avoiding her like the virus that forced him and Hawks to spend several weeks in quarantine together.
Twice and Fuyumi become friends, and tbh Fuyumi ends up befriending the entire league while she’s around. None of them are really sure why a pre-school teacher decided to become a villain, but they all just kind of assume she dealt with one too many Karen Moms and snapped. Regardless, she’s nice and also brings in homemade food fairly often so they’re all willing to completely overlook everything else.
Hawks probably tries to confront Fuyumi and get her to leave because he’s scared for her, but Fuyumi isn’t taking that for one second. She tells him that she’s onto him, and she knows he’s hiding her brother from her. Hawks can’t say shit without giving Dabi away, and given that Dabi is now his boyfriend who he promised he wouldn’t reveal to his siblings, he’s basically fucked.
So then we have Dabi trying to get Fuyumi out of the league safely without letting anyone know who either of them are. Hawks trying help Dabi but also keep his own cover. Twice and Miruko helping Fuyumi out, while being completely unaware that she’s Endeavor’s daughter, and that the person she’s looking for is Dabi. The rest of the league just sort of milling about, pretty sure there’s some drama going down but unwilling to do much about it.
Needless to say, it’s a fucking mess, and it only gets worse when everything starts to come together.
So people had some excellent suggestions for my “Dabi and Hawks are quarantined together and also accidentally fake dating” AU, and I’ve taken all of them into consideration to create the following situation:
Toga 100% on purpose leaks to the public that Hawks has a boyfriend who he’s in quarantine with, leaving Hawks no choice but to publicly acknowledge it, while trying to pass the situation off as “oh, but my bf wants privacy so no pics or anything.”
Which might’ve worked normally but everyone is stuck indoors and stir crazy, so they’ve got tons of free time to hound Hawks about his personal life.
Hawks is worried someone’s gonna actually show up or somehow find them out if he doesn’t do something, but there’s obviously no way he could post photos with Dabi. He’s way too distinctive.
Dabi, who overheard all of this, and who has a ridiculous amount of make up skill and way too much time on his hands right now, gets up at like 2 am, takes out his staples (swapping them for ones that lay flush with his skin), and over the next 6 hours sets about covering up his scars on his hands, chest and face.
By the time he’s done, he looks like a brand new person, and he even went the extra mile and temp redyed his hair to a lighter color, maybe light blue or light red and styles it nicely.
Hawks wakes up and almost has a heart attack because he doesn’t recognize him until Dabi starts laughing at him.
“Well? I figure it’ll be good enough to get people to move on to something else long enough for us to break up.”
Hawks has to hide in the bathroom for a minute to collect himself, because listen, Dabi was hot before, 100%, but fuck now he just looks unfairly pretty. It doesn’t help that he also dressed up in tighter clothing than what he normally wears.
After Hawks has his third gay panic of the week, and after Dabi proves he can pitch his voice well enough to disguise it, Hawks decides fuck it, he’s bored enough to go along with this.
They do a few couple photos and then announce that they’ll be doing a livestream q&a later that day, but only one! After that, Hawks boyfriend will not be appearing on any of his social media because he seriously wants his privacy respected. They also won’t answer any identifying questions like real name/location/quirk type/etc.
During the live stream, Dabi is incredibly flirty and sweet to Hawks whose Heart Cannot Take This, and the entire internet is losing it’s mind collectively at cool and suave Hawks getting totally flustered and blushing redder than his wings at his boyfriend, and “get a guy who looks at you like Hawks looks at his boyfriend whenever he does anything” becomes a popular meme with accompanying screenshots.
Everything is going great.
Right up until Natsuo and/or Fuyumi see the photos, and even though they know it’s impossible- Holy shit, that’s exactly what an adult version of Touya would look like. The hair’s off, but he confirmed in the live stream “I’m gay, of course my hair is dyed.”
Even his voice sounds similar. It’s like hearing a message from beyond the grave.
So, about 3 hours after the livestream, Hawks gets a text from an unknown number apologizing for intruding on his personal life and introducing themselves as Fuyumi Todoroki.
She’s aware this sounds insane, but holy shit she and her younger brother think he might be dating their previously thought dead older brother, Touya.
Fuyumi then goes on to provide Dabi’s quirk, prior health issues (since Touya has had them since he was young), and his story, which 100% lines up with everything Hawks knows about Dabi.
Hawks, in that exact moment, puts together just who Dabi is.
While Dabi is in the other room getting the makeup off.
And now Hawks has a text from his sister asking to speak to his “boyfriend” because she’s 100% sure it has to be him.
Oh boy.
This is gonna be fun to deal with.
Dabi, after finding out his siblings accidentally exposed him and think Hawks’ fake boyfriend is their brother: “Okay, okay, this is fine. Your boyfriend will just catch the virus and tragically pass away before the quarantine is up.”
Hawks: “You can’t just keep faking your death every time you encounter an emotional situation you don’t want to handle!”
Dabi: “Wanna bet?”
Possible routes for this to go:
1)
Dabi and Hawks argue about it for awhile, and somehow Dabi convinces Hawks to try faking his own death to handle his problems too. Man, this quarantine is really starting to fuck with the two of them, because Hawks goes along with it, only to find that it actually fucking works. “Hawks” dies and Keigo Takami is reborn as a vigilante. He still has no idea how this happened.
2)
Hawks goes along with Dabi just faking his death again because it’s easy, and while most people buy it, the Todoroki conspiracy theory gene runs deep. Fuyumi basically stalks Hawks she’s convinced her brother isn’t actually dead, and Hawks had that look in his eyes that screamed something was up. As a result, Fuyumi discovers Dabi and puts everything together.
Bonus points if Miruko knows that Hawks is dating Dabi by this point, and assuming that he faked his “boyfriend’s” death so that they could date in peace, she tries to be a good best friend and throw people off the scent. Except, oops, this really pretty pre-school teacher is convinced that Hawks was actually dating her brother, and Miruko can’t correct her without exposing who Hawks is actually dating. Also, Miruko may have a crush on this pretty girl and agreed to help her stalk Hawks. Now Miruko is stuck between helping her friend and trying to date this girl (whose name she still hasn’t learned despite having gone on multiple stalking dates with her).
Imagine her surprise when it turns out that she was right, but her crush was too, and turns out Hawks has been dating her hopefully-maybe-a-girlfriend’s brother who is also a villain. That’s fun to deal with.
3)
Hawks convinces Dabi not to fake his own death and instead to meet back up with his siblings as “Touya”. They make a backstory together about Touya having left the hospital in a panic and lost a lot of his memories (which really isn’t far from the truth) before having slowly recovered and made his way in life, eventually meeting and starting dating Hawks. Since Touya didn’t remember a lot of his past with his siblings, he was unsure about how to reach out to them or unsure if they would even want him to reach out to them.
This leads to a very tearful reunion between Touya and his siblings while he’s hiding a lot of guilt because of his double identity as Dabi. Cue angst and hurt/comfort as Hawks tries to lead Dabi towards redemption and Dabi is left torn between identities.
So people had some excellent suggestions for my “Dabi and Hawks are quarantined together and also accidentally fake dating” AU, and I’ve taken all of them into consideration to create the following situation:
Toga 100% on purpose leaks to the public that Hawks has a boyfriend who he’s in quarantine with, leaving Hawks no choice but to publicly acknowledge it, while trying to pass the situation off as “oh, but my bf wants privacy so no pics or anything.”
Which might’ve worked normally but everyone is stuck indoors and stir crazy, so they’ve got tons of free time to hound Hawks about his personal life.
Hawks is worried someone’s gonna actually show up or somehow find them out if he doesn’t do something, but there’s obviously no way he could post photos with Dabi. He’s way too distinctive.
Dabi, who overheard all of this, and who has a ridiculous amount of make up skill and way too much time on his hands right now, gets up at like 2 am, takes out his staples (swapping them for ones that lay flush with his skin), and over the next 6 hours sets about covering up his scars on his hands, chest and face.
By the time he’s done, he looks like a brand new person, and he even went the extra mile and temp redyed his hair to a lighter color, maybe light blue or light red and styles it nicely.
Hawks wakes up and almost has a heart attack because he doesn’t recognize him until Dabi starts laughing at him.
“Well? I figure it’ll be good enough to get people to move on to something else long enough for us to break up.”
Hawks has to hide in the bathroom for a minute to collect himself, because listen, Dabi was hot before, 100%, but fuck now he just looks unfairly pretty. It doesn’t help that he also dressed up in tighter clothing than what he normally wears.
After Hawks has his third gay panic of the week, and after Dabi proves he can pitch his voice well enough to disguise it, Hawks decides fuck it, he’s bored enough to go along with this.
They do a few couple photos and then announce that they’ll be doing a livestream q&a later that day, but only one! After that, Hawks boyfriend will not be appearing on any of his social media because he seriously wants his privacy respected. They also won’t answer any identifying questions like real name/location/quirk type/etc.
During the live stream, Dabi is incredibly flirty and sweet to Hawks whose Heart Cannot Take This, and the entire internet is losing it’s mind collectively at cool and suave Hawks getting totally flustered and blushing redder than his wings at his boyfriend, and “get a guy who looks at you like Hawks looks at his boyfriend whenever he does anything” becomes a popular meme with accompanying screenshots.
Everything is going great.
Right up until Natsuo and/or Fuyumi see the photos, and even though they know it’s impossible- Holy shit, that’s exactly what an adult version of Touya would look like. The hair’s off, but he confirmed in the live stream “I’m gay, of course my hair is dyed.”
Even his voice sounds similar. It’s like hearing a message from beyond the grave.
So, about 3 hours after the livestream, Hawks gets a text from an unknown number apologizing for intruding on his personal life and introducing themselves as Fuyumi Todoroki.
She’s aware this sounds insane, but holy shit she and her younger brother think he might be dating their previously thought dead older brother, Touya.
Fuyumi then goes on to provide Dabi’s quirk, prior health issues (since Touya has had them since he was young), and his story, which 100% lines up with everything Hawks knows about Dabi.
Hawks, in that exact moment, puts together just who Dabi is.
While Dabi is in the other room getting the makeup off.
And now Hawks has a text from his sister asking to speak to his “boyfriend” because she’s 100% sure it has to be him.
Oh boy.
This is gonna be fun to deal with.
Dabi, after finding out his siblings accidentally exposed him and think Hawks’ fake boyfriend is their brother: “Okay, okay, this is fine. Your boyfriend will just catch the virus and tragically pass away before the quarantine is up.”
Hawks: “You can’t just keep faking your death every time you encounter an emotional situation you don’t want to handle!”
Dabi: “Wanna bet?”
Okay, but going off the idea of A Virus Situation in BNHA, guess who would also be High Risk besides All-Might?
That’s right! It’s Dabi, whose gotta have some lung problems going on in there, plus a generally weak body. Not to mention because of his… staple situation, he’s got a ton of infection points.
As such, I’d like to think the LOV/PLF mostly honor the quarantine too in order to keep him safe.
Hawks might also be At Risk b/c even though he’s young and healthy with very strong lungs, he really can’t afford risking pneumonia since if his lungs are weakened, he’d be totally fucked for flying/anything.
Maybe Hawks is at the LOV/PLF when they decide to put Dabi into a proper quarantine (even though he tries to insist he’s fine), and Hawks is basically given the choice that he can go out to do stuff, but can’t come back in if he does until the situation is over, or he can choose to stay. Hawks, needing information as a double agent, makes the call to stay, using his need to be quarantined as well as an excuse.
Only, the rest of the league find out that he’s also a relatively high risk group, and so he’s put into High Level Quarantine with Dabi.
So than Hawks and Dabi are stuck together throughout this entire ordeal, with Hawks having to video call friends/co-workers to assure them he’s fine and trying to keep up on his hero work as best he can, while Dabi is just Definitely Not In The Background. This gives Hawks a chance to find out more about Dabi and some of his health issues, while also finding out he has time for self-care for the first time in ages, something that Dabi enforces onto him.
Bonus points for:
Dabi teaching Hawks how to cook Real Food, which Hawks is kinda surprised he knows how to do, but Dabi mentions very quietly he used to cook for his siblings a lot.
Someone (probably Miruko), spots Dabi in the background of a video call, but they don’t recognize him as Dabi, so Hawks has to quickly make a cover story that he’s with his boyfriend whose At Risk and that’s part of why he can’t see anyone.
Great now Hawks is quarantined with the guy he’s accidentally started fake-dating. Just his fucking luck.
Dabi thinks this is fucking hilarious, and being stir-crazy as well as regular crazy, he decides to lean into it and 100% plays a sweet and doting boyfriend while Hawks is trying to talk to people on the phone, and fuck, Hawks doesn’t know how to handle Dabi being kind and flirty.
Mr. Compress, at some point, probably: “You know, we could’ve just quarantined the two of them separately.”
Toga: “And miss out on all the drama? Why on earth would we do that?“
Shigaraki: I’m so tired of watching them try to get their shit together. So we’ve moved on from secret agent trope and have gone to domestic trope. This is fantastic
Shigaraki: Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Mr. Compress: Wait are you referring to the virus or Dabi and Hawks’ inability to communicate their feelings to each other?
Shigaraki: Yes.
Okay, but going off the idea of A Virus Situation in BNHA, guess who would also be High Risk besides All-Might?
That’s right! It’s Dabi, whose gotta have some lung problems going on in there, plus a generally weak body. Not to mention because of his… staple situation, he’s got a ton of infection points.
As such, I’d like to think the LOV/PLF mostly honor the quarantine too in order to keep him safe.
Hawks might also be At Risk b/c even though he’s young and healthy with very strong lungs, he really can’t afford risking pneumonia since if his lungs are weakened, he’d be totally fucked for flying/anything.
Maybe Hawks is at the LOV/PLF when they decide to put Dabi into a proper quarantine (even though he tries to insist he’s fine), and Hawks is basically given the choice that he can go out to do stuff, but can’t come back in if he does until the situation is over, or he can choose to stay. Hawks, needing information as a double agent, makes the call to stay, using his need to be quarantined as well as an excuse.
Only, the rest of the league find out that he’s also a relatively high risk group, and so he’s put into High Level Quarantine with Dabi.
So than Hawks and Dabi are stuck together throughout this entire ordeal, with Hawks having to video call friends/co-workers to assure them he’s fine and trying to keep up on his hero work as best he can, while Dabi is just Definitely Not In The Background. This gives Hawks a chance to find out more about Dabi and some of his health issues, while also finding out he has time for self-care for the first time in ages, something that Dabi enforces onto him.
Bonus points for:
Dabi teaching Hawks how to cook Real Food, which Hawks is kinda surprised he knows how to do, but Dabi mentions very quietly he used to cook for his siblings a lot.
Someone (probably Miruko), spots Dabi in the background of a video call, but they don’t recognize him as Dabi, so Hawks has to quickly make a cover story that he’s with his boyfriend whose At Risk and that’s part of why he can’t see anyone.
Great now Hawks is quarantined with the guy he’s accidentally started fake-dating. Just his fucking luck.
Dabi thinks this is fucking hilarious, and being stir-crazy as well as regular crazy, he decides to lean into it and 100% plays a sweet and doting boyfriend while Hawks is trying to talk to people on the phone, and fuck, Hawks doesn’t know how to handle Dabi being kind and flirty.
Mr. Compress, at some point, probably: “You know, we could’ve just quarantined the two of them separately.”
Toga: “And miss out on all the drama? Why on earth would we do that?“
Update for the fake quarantine dating au, which has now become the “fuyumi is fucking done after like 20 years of this shit and is now just going feral” au:
To recap, Hawks and Dabi got stuck in quarantine together for several weeks because both of them are high risk. Dabi was on the background of one of Hawks’ video calls, causing Hawks to have to lie about having a boyfriend, information which was then leaked to the public.
Because they were bored gay disasters, Hawks and Dabi played into this and Dabi did makeup so he could do a livestream for Hawks’ fans. Hawks was a flustered mess the entire time, and it was actually going fine until Fuyumi and Natsuo saw and recognized their long lost brother.
Dabi, being a fucking mess of a human being, faked his death a second time, only this time it was Hawks’ fake boyfriend who died, since he doesn’t want to deal with his emotions. Only, Fuyumi has the Todoroki conspiracy gene, and refuses to believe it. She ends up stalking Hawks, recruiting Miruko (who has a crush on her, and also doesn’t know who she is), finding out about the league of villains, and then accidentally joining the league of villains with the help of Twice, as she’s looking for her long lost brother.
So here we are, in this insane situation. Hawks and Dabi are the only two people who know that 1) Fuyumi is a Todoroki. 2) She’s looking for Dabi, who she hasn’t recognized as Touya yet. The rest of the league knows she’s looking for her brother, but don’t know who she is or who her brother is.
Fuyumi, as it turns out, is actually good at being a villain. She starts out rather hesitant, but obviously still has to play her part. Her strategy is basically ‘fake it till you make it’ and by god is it effective. Not only is she smart, knowledgeable about heroes, and a good planner, but she’s also really good with getting the villains to actually stick to said plans. Turns out years of working with children pay off after all.
The more she settles in, the bolder she gets, and the more she realizes that Shigaraki isn’t actually that committed to being a villain, and like, is fairly open to suggestions. As such, she starts slowly pivoting the league from pure destructive activities, to more constructive attacks.
Fuyumi: “Okay, hear me out on this, what if instead of attacking the same group of school children minding their own business a fifteenth time, we target corrupt government officials instead?”
Shigaraki, hesitant but intrigued: “… I dunno, I swear someone said that attacking a singular group of school children was the best way to be a villain.”
Fuyumi, using her Teacher Voice: “How about this, why don’t we try the government officials, and if you decide you don’t like it, then we can go back to the other plan?”
Shigaraki: “… Okay fine, I guess we can try it your way.”
The heroes are incredibly confused about what’s going on, because it seems like the league of villains suddenly shifted goals, competency levels, general moral codes, and nobody knows why.
Hawks, is having a fucking time, because he’s morally torn on a number of levels. Some of the ‘corrupt government officials’ being targeted included people who were involved in his own raising, and people who assigned him to this mission. Dabi has been slowly cuing him in on how fucked up his situation is, but Hawks still feels conflicted on the people who made him a hero. Not only that, but now that he’s dating Dabi and trying to protect Fuyumi, he has to lie to those same people about some parts of the league to keep them safe.
It doesn’t help that the league is steadily becoming less morally objectionable to him under Fuyumi’s guidance.
Also, it really doesn’t help that during this time, Hawks has started working side by side with Endeavor.
While dating his son, who Endeavor believes is dead.
While Endeavor’s daughter, who Endeavor believes to be a kindergarten teacher, is someone that Hawks sees regularly during fucking league of villains meetings.
Hawks avoids Shouto like the plague because he’s terrified of what will happen if another Todoroki child gets wrapped up in this.
Also at some point there’s a hero conference to discuss the changes happening within the LOV/PLF and Endeavor is leading it, while Hawks has to sit right next to him for several hours and not say shit while everyone around him speculates wildly.
Hawks is having about 3 mental breakdowns at once and the only reason he makes it through that meeting alive is because Miruko keeps jumping in to bail him out and pull attention away from him.
Actually, Miruko has been just amazing recently, buying his excuses without a second thought, offering him alibis, and defending his weird behavior. It’s weird though, she’s been acting a bit funny too. Maybe she’s seeing someone? Hawks thinks that must be what’s putting her in such a good mood.
Miruko is also dying inside, although a lot less than Hawks is because she still has no idea that she’s currently dating Endeavor’s daughter, who she helped infiltrate the league of villains. All she knows is her girlfriend is amazing and is single handedly saving thousands of lives, and Miruko has only been dating her for like two months but she may or may not be already trying to guess her ring size.
Dabi is just trying so hard to come up with excuses to not be around Fuyumi, all while trying to also keep her safe, get her to give up on searching for him/being a villain, keep Hawks’ cover from being blown, and then everything else going on his life.
Shigaraki by this point has 100% figured out that Hawks is/was a double agent, but doesn’t actually care because he makes Dabi happy. That doesn’t mean he isn’t going to pretend to be suspicious anyways, because fucking with Dabi and Hawks is fun and honestly he doesn’t much else going on his life.
Alright, that’s not entirely true, he actually does have the whole ‘being a villain’ thing going on, and also Fuyumi and Toga have been encouraging him to put a bit more effort into his appearance, so he’s been learning how to dress nicely and do hair. When he’s all cleaned up, he hardly even looks like the same person. But besides that he doesn’t have a lot going on in his life.
Or at least, he doesn’t until one day Fuyumi’s younger brother, a very dashing young man by the name of Natsuo shows up looking to check in on his sister. He has no idea who Tomura is, but is very polite and friendly, and even a bit flirty because unlike his brothers, Natsuo is a functional gay and can ask a guy out without needing to pine and dance around him for 4-8 business weeks.
Tomura may or may not have panicked and introduced himself as ‘Tenko’. He also may or may not have panicked and said yes when the guy asked him out. Agreeing to a second, third and fourth date were all conscious choices, just bad ones.
Fuck.
I was tagged by my Welsh witch mum, @angiethewitch to share some facts about me.
Name: Just... Call me Arachne, ig
Nickname: bby, ma Cherie, darling (all by my wife).
Zodiac: Cancer officially, but I'm a Gemini/Cancer cusp.
Height: 5’6”.
Where are you from: Queensland, Australia.
Nationality: White Australian, with a New Zealand duo citizenship
Favourite season: winter because Australian summers suck balls.
Favourite flower: Jacaranda flowers, cos apparently they're poisonous and I ate one. I lived, bitch. Also, roses, since roses are the flower of my birth month.
Favourite animal: cats, dogs, dragons.
Favourite fictional character: Daenerys Targaryen, Arachne Gorgon, Shaula Gorgon, Crona, Salem from RWBY.
Favourite colour: Depends on my mood.
Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: yes.
Dog person or cat person: yes.
Number of blankets: Enough to tell you that I'm touch starved.
Dream trip: To Ireland.
Gender and sexuality: No and lesbian.
Hogwarts House: Slytherin motherfucker.
Most recently played album: RWBY soundtrack, vol 1-6. I play season 8 GoT soundtrack when I'm pissed.
I tag, @godsfaithfulson, @wizardra, @queen-of-salt-and-fury, @queen-of-meows, @hermajestythebomb, @daenerys-the-unburnt, @n30n-dreams, @official-lucifers-child, @evil-regal-vampiress. You guys don't have to if you don't want to.
I’ll do the thing but not tag because tags aren’t working for me rn 😭
Name: JD
Nickname: NaeNae
Sign: Scorpio ♏️
Height: 5’3
From: Nebraska USA
Nationality: USA?
Favorite season: Spring especially late spring
Flower: Wild Roses and Moss Roses 🥀
Animal: you could hold a gun to my head and I still couldn’t choose 😭🥺
Character: soooo many but here’s a few- Dabi, Hawks, Daenerys, Arya, Fred and George Weasley, Gaara, Itachi, Kakashi, Kurama, ssooo manyyyy more
Color: Purple to look at Green or Red to wear
Coffee Tea Hot Choco: all of the above pleaseeee
Dogs or Cats: yes
Number of blankets: “too many” according to my friends lol
Dream Trip: Bali
Gender and Sexuality: idk you tell me and Demisexual
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff 51% Slytherin 49% 😅
Album: FOB Mania 😩😩
Please leave me be, my fantasy is all I have.
