welcome to the puppet show

[n3bulaa]

i'm on the run from soon-to-be lord @businessbot794 😨

one like = one step 🙏

[n3bulaa]

drew some dark worlds

[orteil42]

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

[valencians]

fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years

science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years

[dogpuppy]

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[winged-void]

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

[winged-void]

were you bullied by the pope?

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life

[n3bulaa]

I'm not taking my sneakers off I am sneakers o toole

[n3bulaa]

you know normally we have a policy against nascent gods having seats on the council but honestly it's just really politically convenient right now

[oneheadtoanother]

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

[n3bulaa]

growing up is realizing matpat was never that smart

[n3bulaa]

except about, insanely enough, the sans is ness theory. he just didn't have the context of deltarune existing

[n3bulaa]

growing up is realizing matpat was never that smart