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rivals

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I don’t care about my bland ass backgrounds I CARE ABOUT THE ACTION

(also happy new year this image came to be right before a sleep and hasn’t left my brain in 2 days so i finally drew it)

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I just KNOW Galactuspool is a picky eater and Pete has to bring him tons of planets to choose from because “that planet looks off I’m not eating it :(“

He doesn't actually, because of a very simple reason:

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Johnny with pink hair…

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I know the FF are based on the 4 elements, however i have seen that most (out of comic) fans tend to make johnny agressive as FIRE and while yes he is a hothead and reckless, johnny is the most sensible and least to harm someone with his power

Yeah, I won't lie and say this one isn't a pet peeve of mine, too, although I think it's way more egregious when it's coming from professionals than from fans. (Like with everything.) I'm not going to hold casual fans especially to the same standard as people who get paid to write this stuff. I remember being put off some Fantastic Four novel because it described Sue, of all people, as being frightened by Johnny's "violent temper" and I was like. Where lmfao. Like show me one entire time.

And I get why people do this, I really do -- because like you said, people see that Johnny is FIRE (and he's the most obvious when it comes to the Fantastic Four's elemental powers) and fire is aggressive and dangerous and destructive. And yes, Johnny's powers are aggressive and destructive and dangerous. But Johnny's personality is not. One of the things I've discussed previously is how hard Johnny works to keep his powers under control, and how hard he works to make sure he doesn't hurt anyone.

(I really recommend Burn!, the storyline in the first six issues of the 2003 Human Torch series, if you want to explore this further -- Johnny is brought into a pyrokinetic murder mystery by a former high school classmate he once scarred when he was younger and had less control over his powers. It's good stuff.)

I think there are elements of Johnny's personality that are very flame-like. He can be impulsive and impetuous, and he does have a temper, albeit not a particularly violent one. He tends to burn himself out quickly. He's passionate and warm and loving. If we're looking at things fire represents, there's the hearth fire, and he loves his family and his home. But it is always interesting to me, like you mentioned, that if anything, he's the one who seems uncomfortable around violence.

"Sue, don't." (Fantastic Four #594)

"Thank God you missed!" (Fantastic Four #502)

(Fantastic Four #545)

Obligatory Spideytorch mention: He's put himself between Peter and someone Peter is trying to hit/hurt on numerous occasions, and even just made the effort to calm Peter down when he's angry.

"I think you should show a bit more physical restraint against low-level thugs like these!" (Spider-Man Unlimited #5)

"That can wait." (ASM (2015) #5)

Johnny just isn't a violent person, and making him out to be one because he has fire powers ignores decades of characterization in favor of a flat take. A fiery personality doesn't have to automatically mean a careless one. In 616 there's just no basis for him being careless or irresponsible with his powers, or to portray him as having a violent temper. I think it's more fun to explore other ways Johnny's characterization reflects his powers. I know for me, when I'm writing him, even if I'm thinking about him being impetuous or hot-headed, I tend to lean into the fast burning side of things. Fast to ignite and fast to burn himself out. And once he does burn himself out, all that's left is the ashes.

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Dick sighed silently while watching Thea get chewed out for 'disobeying orders', they were tipped that there's someone smuggling out children younger than 10 tonight. They managed to stop the mastermind and her accomplice who turns out to be Elara Anders and her girlfriend who runs a soup kitchen but was actually keeping an eye on the children who 'people won't miss' to turn over to Anders so she could sell them out the country for a hefty amount.

They saved the kids but the two almost escaped if it weren't for Crow who got shot in the process which ended up with her getting lectured as soon as Alfred was done treating her wound.

Dick tuned back when he noticed something off. Bruce had been at it for almost two hours and Thea hasn't said anything yet but now...now she's shuffling on her feet with her dropped low in defeat.

He heard a sniffle coming from her which made everyone but Bruce (who didn't notice and was still in his rant) freeze, even Damian who's enjoying watching as 'The Perfect Robin' get what 'she deserves'.

She sniffed again, Cass took out a knife, and again, Jason looked at Bruce with murder in his eyes and a gun in his hand. Her eyes filled with tears, Alfred's suddenly polishing a shotgun, a drop fell, Dick took out his escrima sticks.

Bruce is still talking until he noticed the sudden silence and took a look around where his family all have weapons in their hands his gaze fell to Thea's form, the sniffles and tears coming from her, and paled.

He opened his mouth to say something but she beat him to it, "Can I go now?" She said, voice wavering and shaky, he can only nod jerkily watching her go.

She left, her shoulders shaking while wiping her tears. The rest of the family stared at Bruce with accusation and he, too, looked like he's blaming himself for what happened.

Maybe he shouldn't have been that harsh? Maybe he should have let her explain herself? Well, whatever the case they all know Thea won't be home for a while.

°°•°°

Thea rubbed her eyes, willing that pesky dust to get out her eyelid, she sniffed, her nose has been runny since earlier because of her cold.

She wasn't really listening to Bruce, instinctively tuning him out when he opened his mouth. She doesn't know why the cave was quiet before she left but maybe it was because they got tired of Bruce's lecture.

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where's the rant ???

Alright so rant time: people constantly argue that making a character a transwoman is the same as making them a ciswoman and frankly that’s wrong. I’m sorry but it is. As a small disclaimer: I’m nonbinary and I am in school getting a sociology degree. I will be using sex to refer to biology and gender to refer to otherwise.

Using Tim Drake as an example: the stories you tell with a transgirl or a cisgirl version are incredibly different from each other. Because men and women are socialized drastically different from one another. While the character of Tim Drake (fierce, loyal, hard working, generous, and wanting to do so much good) wouldn’t change so much else about Tim would in either option.

With a transgirl Tim Drake, you have how society would react to her and coming out. I’d also argue that she wouldn’t come out until her teen years because of Jack. No one can tell me that this man would be okay with his kid being a transgirl. You just can’t tell me that. Janet is a toss up because of the limited information we have on her as a character. She however did neglect her kid, and in general I think that as new or old money, whichever you want to use, she would have problems with image, considering that a trans child could go bad for the PR. But even ignoring the parents, a transgirl!Tim would have a totally different story. I expect her story woudl go much like canon for a while until she is able to articulate that she is a girl. Then I expect backlash from people, one of them being Stephanie.

I’m probably in the minority when it comes to my thoughts that Steph is a straight woman who would react to her partner coming out as a woman badly because ‘what does that say about ME?!’ I won’t go into my issues with Steph. Others have done it way better but I do think that she and Tim both messed up their relationship even if frankly most of the blame is on Steph’s feet. BUT ANYWAYS: Tim coming out would cause issues there. A harsh reaction is never great for a baby trans kid and I can see Tim retreating as Steph goes off to complain to someone like Babs. Who I then think would be upset with Steph for outing Tim. Baba then acts as a pillar for Tim who slowly can come out on her own terms. Bruce and Dick I don’t think would have an issue and Jason? Let’s be real: Jason wouldn’t give a fuck in the sense it’s “okay wait, girl? Okay… I’ll still beat the shit out of you”.

The media would pitch a fit and I think that YJ would become closer over this, but I also think that there will be backlash from other members of the cape community. There just isn’t a way there wouldn’t be because while sure a lot are accepting you can’t tell me everyone is. Also the rouges. Unless Bruce asks Tim to pretend to be a guy still which… OUCH. I feel that is on brand and also something Tim would struggle so much with but want to obey while everyone is yelling at Bruce.

Then a transitioning Tim when her father wakes up probably wouldn’t go back to him because I doubt his reaction is a good one, and so she stays with Bruce. Probably becoming adopted. She and Cass would bond and I can see Tim developing further and becoming more confident as time goes on. She is less confident as Robin as she is not allowed to be herself.

The Damian and I’m torn. On one hand: I kind of like the idea that the League are all assholes but they also are chill with queer people cause Ra’s is creepy with canon Tim. In the other this is something he can attack Tim over and I doubt he’d give up the chance the little psycho.

So… Damian would be a thorn but I think that Dick steps in way more here because ‘baby assassin trying to kill Tim since he doesn’t know better’ is very different then ‘a transphobic kid being a shit to Tim’. Sad but true.

Tim’s story drastically changes by being a transgirl and it’s one that is VASTLY different then being a ciswoman because Tim still was socialized as a boy from birth. There is still a level of privilege she got from birth that a ciswoman doesn’t. People would react to her being trans in multiple ways such as denial or disgust.

But a cisgirl!Tim? Well…

People expect different things from the sexes. Women are supposed to be soft, gentle, not to loud and are supposed to be kind. Boys get to be demanding and loud and smart and rough.

Tim as a girl would have Jack and Janet reacting differently. It’s a personal headcanon for me that Jack imposes a lot of his traits onto Tim as a boy because ‘it’s my son and he is thus like me’. A girl though he’d expect to be a ‘cute and soft girl who is there for me to pull out of the closest’ because frankly the guy who willing marries someone not even a decade older then his kid who uses to be his physical therapist is a LOSER who would. Janet is again a toss up but I feel she’d have more of an impact for this Tim as being a woman in buisness or archeology is a field she had to climb and claw her way through. Things she would then pass on to her daughter.

Women are expected to be feminine and gentle. I’m actually fond of a girly fem!Tim compared to others, but I think it’s more of a punk girly then not. Janet totally would have weaponized her femininity in a way Tim tries to mimic. Dresses, soft smiles, doe eyes but a sharp mind about to rip you apart. Her interests in photography would be dismissed as ‘artsy girl’ and she’d be put into ballet or gymnastics with some comments over martial arts.

Women will have people talk about them if they do anything out of the ordinary. They aren’t supposed to ride skateboards or things because that’s what boys are expected to do. They aren’t supposed to like climbing things or other shit.

Tim as someone born a girl, and as either new money or old money, would be expected to have certain traits a boy is allowed to not have. So without a doubt she had etiquette lessons and dance lessons and anything else her mother might have decided were useful because Jack wouldn’t have noticed anything. Even if it’s cause Janet got mocked by people for not knowing I can’t see Tim not having these lessons.

Tim who has a great mask and who keeps her lives seperate this would have her high society mask, her vigilante mask, her public self and her real self because girls are still expected to act a certain way in public. Any interest that deviates form what society expects is brushed off as ‘she’s trying to be unique’ or ‘tomboy’ or ‘fitting in with the boys’.

We finally get to Robin now because Tim is still Tim and I don’t doubt she would do the same thing, fight to become Robin, but with this comes it’s own problems. Threats of sexual assault, comments about being a girl, crude comments about opening her legs or how she fights: all of these would follow her. We can go: some rouges are nice all we want but not all of them are.

Then we have Stephanie and that relationship is already drastically changed because Stephanie again is straight, and I think that Tim would be able to connect to Steph much better as a girl. I still think it wouldn’t be the healthiest of friendships because of everything but I also think that Tim being a girl while having hard lines is very different from a boy with boundaries because Steph knows as a girl what it’s like to have boundaries. She would feel bad for breaking them compared to ‘Tim is upset I found out his identity boohoo why is he upset with me?’.

We have Dick to and I’m going to be real honest: I think Dick is sexist enough to make assumptions of Tim. He doesn’t have issues with women but in general he’s a bit of a douche bag (sleeping with Babs while inviting her to his wedding with Kori anyone?) that he would put some expectations on this Tim related to being a girl. Of course Tim tosses those out of the water and I think he’d adapt but still: Dick is just… I think he’s the guy who puts a lot of stock into blood relations more then we know (ala Damian) and that he’s got a few assumptions about the Robin title along with thoughts on girls.

Bruce is… I think his expectations would be similar to canon with an emphasis on her being a girl. He knows competent women but in his world most of the female heroes are super powered or criminals, with Barbara being a shining example of a non-powered hero who got hurt. He’s going to compare it. I think it would either be worse then canon or he’s going to shove her off on female heroes more because he isn’t sure how to handle her.

Barbara as well I think is closer then canon to Tim being a girl and sort of the Batfam early compared to Stephanie. I actually think Babs would be a lot more posessive of Tim because of this, but this miiiight just be me. I know Tim and Cass would be incredibly close as well much like canon.

Jason and Damian though? Okay so I’ll be blunt: Jason is the kind of guy who is a feminist and supports woman’s rights but has a few issues with women he’s never been able to articulate. Society would press on him women are supposed to be fantastic mothers who put their families first and then he gets Sheila and Catherine. And while Catherine may have loved him society says she’s a terrible mother. Then we have Talia and no matter what the ‘sleeping together’ thing is fucked up. It just IS. So Jason has issues. However I think said issues being thrown into his face would make him stop short. Yet his reaction to a girl taking the mantle is one that would be… tricky as hell.

Damian? Damian is sexist and could go one of four ways: a) canon, b) WORSE then canon, c) dismissive and arrogant assuming she is just there to be trained and would be shoved out of the role as soon as he’s there no need to fight which turns into canon reaction when she isn’t or d) an assumption she’s there as a bride for someone. Because frankly it is something I can see him assuming. Bruce training a girl much like how Dick/Jason was trained so eventually they would marry to be solid heirs. The LoA is messed up and Talia might be a woman but she was raised there so there’s probably a ‘exception to the rule’ mentality with her. And I can see Damian either then: deciding he would be Tim’s groom as the true heir to the Bat or he would go: well time to marry her off now.

Either works. He’d still be violent and cruel towards her but that’s just Damian in general until he mellows out.

I think losing Robin in this world would be much more of a blow for Tim because of the sexism she’s faced. Being the lesser Robin for being a girl, how people reacted to her being feminine, seeing how Dick so easily tosses her aside for a male child. How people probably would go: yes! A good Robin finally! Or how his more violent reaction probably gets praised over her. Mixed in with the dismissal of Bruce being alive which feels worse as women are always getting dismissed by people and Tim lashes out harder then in canon.

We then come back to Babs because there’s only two ways she can react: canon or she goes ‘I’ll listen for real as I know the guys suck at listening to the girls’ and making her decisions that way. (And let’s be real Babs would know. Give me more female solidarity in comics and not the weird catty crap we get otherwise)

We then have canon happen with Ra’s being just as creepy mixed with a lot more sexism on her world tour.

One thing I do think would happen like canon is Tim realizing she’s bisexual when Fem!Bernard comes along and gets her thinking about it because girls are allowed to be touchy with each other so her not knowing is twice as likely.

These stories are VASTLY different from one another and the assumption that they wouldn’t be is insulting. Yes, transwomen are women but there’s still a huge difference in a story about either of them. Both these stories have very different thoughts and reactions from characters.

Just pretending that they’re one in the same is wrong. And pretending there’s a moral high ground when you claim they are is just being a dick.

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been having an ATROCIOUS time and now I’m on my hands and knees BEGGING for more trans Tim and freak Bernard 🙏

you don’t know what they mean to me 😔

specifically the family’s reactions to Bernard. Just horror and confusion I love it!! XD

Of course, since therapy is expensive we'll fix it with the oldest remedy known to mankind to cure all ailments and mental illness...

Horny white gay boys.

18+ // Minors DNI

Bernard: I had the best breakfast ever this morning.

Jason, who was just stopping by to pick up a case file: Uh huh, I'm sure you did.

Bernard: Oh yeah. Really creamy, not that thick, but I didn't mind.

Jason: . . . What was it? A donut?

Bernard: When I was done with it, it was indeed cream filled.

Jason, narrowing his eyes: Did you make donuts?

Bernard: Might've made something, give us a month max and I'll get back to you.

Jason:

Bernard: :)

Jason: Listen here you blonde cthulu f#&#-$%— I'm gonna need answers.

Bernard: Do you?

Jason: . . .

Tim, walking in with the case file Jason needed: We had unsafe sex—

Jason, whipping out his gun: I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THE LAZARUS PIT CAN'T EVEN SAVE YOU!

Bernard, fleeing instantly:

The rest of the marina watching as, for the third time this week, Bernard gets chased by one of the enraged bats while Tim screams from afar for them to stop:

—

Bernard: So, who do I ask for Tim's hand in marriage?

Damian: Hm... That is difficult to say.

Bernard: What? Why?

Damian: Well, Pennyworth once acted as Timothy's Father, Father is by law Timothy's Father, Grayson has no parental role but did play a significant role in his upbringing, as did Gordon...

Bernard:

Bernard: Who's most likely to say yes?

Damian: After Father caught you and Timothy in the back of the Batmobile? Nobody.

—

Bernard: Do you think if I dye my hair black that Bruce would mistake me for one of you?

Tim: I... Wait.

Duke: When he saw you for the first time he asked in comms "Did Stephanie become transgender?" So, high probability.

Jason: No way.

Cassandra: He mistakes me for Tim a lot.

Dick: He forgets that I moved out a decade ago and will randomly call me in his emotional constipation "trying not to cry" Batman voice and ask me when I'll be home...

Damian: Shall we test it?

Tim: No. Because if Bruce calls Bernard his son that makes us indirectly brothers and I'll never be able to have sex with him again without feeling weird about it.

Dick:

Dick: LET'S DO IT!

Duke: I'm so down.

Jason: I have hair dye!

—

Bernard: Tim. We gotta move.

Tim: ??? What?

Bernard: I accidentally texted Bruce.

Tim: Oh gods.

Bernard: Thinking it was you.

Tim: Oh. Gods.

Tim: What did you say?

Bernard: . . . Let's just say he knows we have a breeding kink.

*Ominous thump from outside*

Tim: I'll be sure to visit your grave.

—

Stephanie: —And that's how I found out I don't have a gag reflex!

Bruce: Please don't share stories about how you swallowed sixteen dollars in change over comms.

Tim: I broke my gag reflex.

Bruce:

Stephanie:

Selina: Was it from giving head?

Bruce: Catwoman, please never say those words over comms again.

Selina: You don't mind when it's just us.

Stephanie: Ew!

Tim: Also ew. But yeah, it was—

—

Dick: Gods, my knees hurt.

Jason, grinning: From what? Sucking d$&#?

Dick: You're so immature. It was from a stake out that lasted twelve hours last night!

Tim: I hear you, I was on my knees for four hours last night. Sucked.

Bruce, pausing what he was doing: . . . Tim, you were off last night?

Tim, smirking:

Bruce: . . . Tim. You were off last night.

Tim: I was.

Bruce: . . .

Jason:

Dick:

Bruce, slowly opening his contingency plans:

Tim: B? B, what are those for???

Bruce, searching Bernard's name:

Tim: Bruce?

Tim: BRUCE!? WHY IS MY BOYFRIEND IN THERE?

—

Tim: Bear, can you buy me pads?

Bernard:

Bernard: Like, padding for the floor?

Tim:

Bernard: . . . Bandages?

Tim:

Bernard: . . .

Tim: Pads for my period.

Bernard: OH—

—

Bernard:

Tim:

Bernard: Back in high school whenever you opened a pad in the bathroom I thought you were stress eating potato chips because you always cried, so I thought you were regularly having mental breakdowns in the bathroom and stress eating, but I didn't know how to confront you about it.

Tim:

—

Tim: Alright

Tim, slaps box of condoms down in the middle of the table his family sits around: WHO MAILED A LITERAL BOX OF 600+ CONDOMS TO MY BOAT!?

Bruce: Those aren't bat approved. Not mine.

Dick: Haha. Bat condom.

Jason: I wish my Dad used a bat condom.

Duke: Wasn't me, I wanna be an uncle.

Dick: Ha, when I was a teenager and angry at Bruce I'd find where he kept his condoms and stabbed little holes in them so that he'd never escape the responsibility he avoids.

Bruce: Aaaaaaand now I know how we got Damian.

Damian: What? WHAT!?

Tim: Nobody is answering the question.

Jason: Probably Ra's. He does not want any of us reproducing.

Tim: I quite literally want to disagree fully with that.

Dick: That sounds like a trauma thing.

Tim: WHO THE F#&$ MAILED ME CONDOMS?!

Damian: Have you checked with Kent?

Tim: Which one?

Damian: The product of closested homosexuality and gay yearning.

Tim:

Tim, storming out: KOOOOON!!!

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[bat-incooking-school]

Tim: You can't just run around here shirtless! Where's your binder!?

Jason: Shit! Where is my...... Did you forget I'm cis?

Tim:........maybe. It's hard not to when your tits are bigger than mine

Damian: You forgot too, idiot

Jason: Why don't you wait until you're taller than my tits before you run your mouth

Bruce: I will give you each $500 right now to talk about anything else

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

timbern who have a baby and lowk dunno how to take care of that thang 💔

Mission accepted.

—

Darla Dowd-Drake-Wayne, new baby, crying:

Tim: Do we, like, feed her?

Bernard: We just fed her, and changed her. Do you think she's depressed? Are we bad parents already!?

Tim: No, no, she can't be depressed! She doesn't know who the president is yet.

—

Darla, slowly crawling over to the Batman plush on the floor:

Tim: ?

Darla, proceeding to beat the sh#& out of it:

Tim, slowly lifting his phone to send videos to Steph and Jason later:

—

Tim: I carry you for nine months, I suffer, I eat ten pounds of chicken nuggets in your honor, and you have the audacity to come out looking like your Father?!

Darla: Bah!

Tim: Apology accepted, but I'm taxing you.

Darla: Gah!

Tim: Mm, a compromise? I dunno...

Bernard: Timboo, are you okay..?

Tim, who's been awake for the past six days balancing Darla and a case: . . . No :'(

Bernard: Aw, c'mere, honey.

—

Bernard, holding a picture of the titanic up: This is the titanic!

Bernard, holding a picture of the Olympic up: THIS is her sister ship, the Olympic. Can you guess which one actually sunk?

Darla: Ah!

Bernard: Correct! Next lesson will be the debate on if the moon landing was faked or not.

—

Bruce, holding Darla: . . . Why is she . . . small?

Tim: She's a baby.

Bruce: Were... All of you this small?

Tim: Yeah?

Bruce, having his sixth internal crisis for the day: Oh.

—

Damian: Do you think you are superior to me?

Darla: Duh!

Damian: Tt... Well, I suppose I can allow that. Though I must inform you that by time I was your age I was immune to far more poisons. I do salute your tolerance for idiocracy.

Darla: Pffhgt!

Damian: . . . I shall keep you a while longer.

Tim, running throughout the manor: DAMIAN, WHERE DID YOU TAKE MY BABY!?

—

Stephanie: Remember, Batman may seem like a cool guy, but he's actually an a#-hole.

Darla: Guh!

Stephanie: Believe it, sister! He's a royal, capital B, B-t$&.

Darla: Betch!

Stephanie: . . . Oh no.

—

Cassandra, holding a book up: May I read to you?

Darla: Ehshxy!

Cassandra: My Father did not read to me, did not allow me to read at all... I would like to read to you.

Darla, squealing:

Bernard: Hey, Dolly, wha—

Cass, holding Darla in one arm, book in her other hand:

Bernard: . . . Never mind.

—

Tim: . . . You're weird.

Darla: Buh!

Tim: I don't see why everyone's so crazy about you...

Tim, lightly poking her cheek: You're here and none of my family has even asked how I'm doing. Always about you. Why is that?

Darla: Phhbt!

Tim: I mean, I'm used to it, I was Bruce's whole world once, he had all this patience for me and cared about me, then Jason came back and then Damian arrived, so I'm used to it, I guess...

Darla: Geh!

Tim: Yup . . .

Jason, who broke into Tim and Bernard apartment and overheard everything:

—

Jason: Hey, pretender.

Tim, holding Darla in one arm: Why are you in my house?

Jason: So sweet, aren't ya? I heard your blonde wonder was stuck late at that restaurant he works at or whatever, figured I'd stop by and make sure you actually ate.

Tim: . . . That's weirdly nice of you. Why?

Jason: What, am I not allowed to be a good elder brother?

Tim: Mm.

Darla: Guhba!

Jason: Hey, nestling.

Tim: She's sleeping less.

Jason: Takes after you then, eh?

Tim: I guess...

Jason:

Jason: How are ya doin', Timbit?

Tim: What?

Jason: You look tired. In more ways than one.

Tim: I...

Tim, looking at Darla: . . . I'm bad at this.

Jason, stepping closer: Oh, kid, there ain't any guide to this.

Tim, plopping his forehead against Jason's shoulder: There are, several, I read through them all, they don't help.

Jason, wrapping his arms around Tim, careful of Darla: They're all sh&$, Tim. You're doin' good.

Tim: No, Bernard's doing good, Cass, Steph, Damian... Hell, even Bruce is doing better than me.

Jason: Hey, never, ever say Bruce is doing better at parentin' than you.

Tim: It's true though. I can't even get her down for a nap..!

Jason: You're stressed and new to this. Doesn't make ya bad at it.

Tim: I feel bad at it...

Jason: Well, do what you do best then.

Tim: Solve a murder?

Jason: Nope. Make a plan, follow through... You aren't alone, Tim.

Tim: . . . Thanks, Jay.

Jason: Mhm.

—

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

First time asking BUT MORE FREAKY TIMBERN PLSS (If u want. No rush... But please.)

Sorry for the wait!! BUT HERE YOU ARRRREEEEE—

'Cause I need to feed y'all...

*Pokes dying moots with stick*

Hmm..

18+ content ahead!!

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Tim: Bernard hasn't wrote me in two hours. He's gonna leave me.

Stephanie: Good for him.

Tim: Steph, no, bad for me.

Stephanie: Bad for you.

Tim: You're of no help whosoever.

Jason: Doesn't he have classes?? Y'know, at University???

Tim: Those ended four minutes ago. He usually texts me as soon as he gets out of class.

Stephanie: What's he write you? "Hey, b#&$-, down to f#&$ later?"

Tim: . . . DICK, STEPHANIE AND JASON ARE BULLYING ME, AGAIN!

Dick, sighing heavily before walking into the room: Why?

Jason: 'cause he's gonna get a tramp stamp of his boyfriend's name.

Stephanie: Surprised his boyfriend still has a d#&$ with how hard Tim rides it.

Jason: Surprised he hasn't sucked it off.

Stephanie: Literally, like, leave some for his futures boyfriend's.

Tim: SEE!?!?

Tim, as soon as his phone dings: BERNARD!! :D

Tim: . . . Oh, yeah, Steph was right. He asked if I'm down to f#&$ tonight.

Stephanie, high fiveing Jason:

Dick: . . . I wish the universe collapsed.

—

Damian: FATHER! Why is Timothy here?

Bruce: Because he needed major repairs to his boat, and I successfully convinced him to live at the manor until those repairs are done.

Damian: . . . So, Dowd is also staying?

Bruce: . . . Yes?—

Damian, pumping a fist into the air: YES!

Damian, running off: BERNAAAARD!!! STOP SUCKING TIMOTHY'S FACE AND COME PLAY MARIO KART WITH MEEEEE!!!!

Bruce: ???

—

Tim: . . . Steph's idea?

Bernard, wearing a corset: Steph's idea.

Tim: Huh.

Tim, pulling his phone out:

Bernard: Whatchu doing?

Tim: Thanking Steph... Then I'll probably ask you to tear my clothes off and objectify me the rest of the night.

Bernard: Weird kink.

Tim: I know, right?!

—

Tim: How'd you guys even know I was bi?

Bernard: Tim. We shared a gym class.

Tim:

Bruce: You had a poster of Superboy in your bedroom, above your bed, at the manor.

Tim: So?

Bruce: That's not normal, Tim.

Dick: You froze for a solid thirty seconds the first time you saw Bane in real life.

Tim: So!?

Dick: You were drooling!

Jason: I walked in on you and Bart making out when I tried to beat your a#& at Titan's tower.

Tim:

Tim: That's the only valid answer here!

—

Tim: . . . If you ever died I'd become a villain and kill countless people.

Bernard, half awake in bed: ???

—

Bernard, sending a photo to the Batfam group chat from Tim's phone, of Tim sleeping with countless bite marks and bruises on his visible body, including hand prints on his neck and wrists, with the caption "Never kill yourself!":

Bruce: This is inappropriate behavior.

Stephanie: L

Dick: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY BROTHER!?!?

Damian: Why is Bernard happy about Timothy being mauled by a feral animal?

Cassandra: Count your days, Dowd.

Jason: Somebody please get them both vaccinated for rabies.

Duke: Am I gonna have to take Tim's patrol routes tomorrow??

—

[shortbcofkoffee]

*gives Tim all of my mental and physical illnesses because it's midnight and I'm bored*

The second one is lowkey nsfw by the by.

-

Tim, eating breakfast with the family when all of a sudden his ribs decide to feel like they're folding in on themselves:

Tim: Damn, I really gotta kms

Bruce, not looking up from his morning paper: Your therapist said not to say that.

Tim: Damn, I really gotta... eat.... cookies?

Bruce: *Approving hmm*

Dick: Someone in this family goes to therapy?

-

Tim's body deciding to simultaneously cramp and set itself on fire mid getting his back blown out:

Tim, reaching behind him: Shit, stop, pull out...

Bernard: OhmyGod, sorry, are you okay?

Tim: I'll live, just let me...

Tim: *lies face down on a pillow.*

Tim: Roll me over if I run out of oxygen.

Bernard: Okay :(

Bernard: I'm sorry :(

Tim: I'm okay, Bear, promise. Could you just like, grab painkillers and stuff?

Bernard: And heating pad, and snacks?

Tim: Yes. I love you

-

Tim, staring at the suspiciously ballerina-shaped figure that keeps whispering to him and changing:

Tim: Yo, chat, you seeing this?

Damian, glancing in his direction: Hm. No.

Tim, who just needed confirmation he was hallucinating: Cool, thanks.

-

Tim, still sitting at the batcomputer after 6 uninterrupted hours: Man, I'm hungry...

Jason: Eat then.

Tim: Nah, I'm good, I haven't earned it yet.

Jason: Fym earned it? If you're hungry, go eat.

Tim: No, it's cool, I haven't even gotten the shakes yet.

Jason: THE SHAKES?? GO EAT!

Tim: No, it's cool, I don't even have a headache yet.

Jason: TIM!

Tim: No, it's cool, I'm not even hungry anymore.

Jason: GO FEED YOURSELF.

-

Tim, through comms, on patrol: I'm gonna head over to Main Street real quick.

Babs: What? Why? That's not on your route tonight.

Tim: Yeah, but if I don't my head will explode and my whole family will die.

Babs: I see... Well, tell Bruce hi if you run into him.

-

Tim: I'm glad my addiction genes went to caffine instead of alcohol, I could've been fucked up.

Jason: Real.

Bruce: Are you both prone to addiction?? And you didn't tell me?? :((

Tim, with a full-size fridge full of energy drinks in his room:

Tim: You didn't know?

-

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

For anyone curious: I saw this, laughed, and went "I'm gonna schedule this to post six months from now because I'm gonna forget and be so confused!"

Also, nice post, op. I liked six months ago, and I probably like it still :D

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

More Bernard and Damian friendship propaganda—

—

Bernard: You want... Embarrassing stories about Tim??

Damian: Yes. Do you have any?

Bernard:

Bernard, pulling out a school binder: I've been waiting for this moment since Junior year.

Damian: Did you attend other years with him?

Bernard: No. But that is besides the point.

—

Tim: Sometimes I think you only come over to hang out with Bernard...

Damian, in the kitchen, cooking with Bernard: Tt, what makes you think that?

—

Tim, ranting about Damian:

Bernard, sweating as Damian blows up his texts with rants about Tim: Uh huh...

—

Damian: It is alright, Dowd. You are a sad, sad pathetic creature who fell victim to an easy to identify cult...

Bernard:

Bernard: But?

Damian: But nothing. You got with Drake. There will never be a moment lower in your life than this.

Bernard: ._.

—

Damian: If I ever catch you two in the act or anything so lewd again I will personally gauge my eyes from my skull.

Tim: We kissed!?

Damian: Outside of wedlock. For shame.

Tim: You were conceived outside of wedlock.

Damian: Semantics.

Tim: I think you just don't like seeing your elder brother kissing his boyfriend.

Damian: . . . Dowd dropped his toothbrush on the floor and ran it under water, insisting it was still clean.

Tim:

Damian:

Tim: BERNARD DOWD!

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

Tim: . . . I think I like men.

Jason: Surprising nobody! Anyways, I shot a guy through three car windows today while moving! It was pretty cool.

Dick: Jason, Tim is trying to come out!

Jason: Of what!? The screened in porch or the glass box?!

Dick: This is an important moment for him!

Jason: No, an important moment is graduating or attending your own funeral. Congrats on sucking cock! You better never complain about my cooking again

Dick: Jason, no!

Tim: This family is the worst...

Jason: Have you told Bruce?

Tim: No—

Jason: BRUCE! YOUR SON IS GAY!

Bruce, from another room: I KNOW!

Jason: See?

Tim: You didn't even specify!

Jason: . . . WE'RE ALL GAY!

Tim: I'M BI!

Tim: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

Dick: Calm down please—

Jason: YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND!?!?

Tim: YES, HE'S VERY LOVELY AND MAKES BETTER FOOD THAN YOU!

Jason: F*CK YOU! USE PROTECTION!

Tim: I HATE YOU!

Damian: Did Timothy finally come out?

Dick: Yeah.

Damian: Good. I was tired of pretending I didn't see Dowd sneaking out his bedroom whenever Timothy stays over for the night.

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[galahadwilder]

Superman: using child soldiers is wrong, Bruce

Batman, desperately attempting to install an electric fence around the Batcave despite having full knowledge that it will keep precisely none of his Robins from getting out anyway: I keep telling THEM that but they WONT STOP TRYING TO PUNCH CLOWNS