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Cori / 19 / California

[tami-taylors-hair]

Y’all, this Moore spokesman’s stunned silence when Jake Tapper tells him you don’t have to swear on a Bible to join Congress is a-mee-zing. 

[ampervadasz]

[onlyblackgirl]

You know what, I’m not even mad. Sometimes it just be like that.

[falconpunchyourmom]

lmfao yoooo zero fucks.

[areolaenthusiast]

[beyoncessweat]

[h0odrich]

[iraffiruse]

[astrognossienne]

[thinkoutloud-ovo]

[meanplastic]

Cardi B trying to write her Nicki diss track by herself

[comp4tiful]

the best video i’ve seen today omg i can’t stop watching it guys i’m so happy

[artist-formally-known-as-xazz-d]

She’s so casual about it I love it

[hyrude]

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[scullymosshart-deactivated20221]

my soul: saved 

[growlandpounce]

One of my favourites

[spooky-holtz]

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

[wetwareproblem]

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

[gynoidgearhead]

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

[ausgoth]

when ur friend likes ur post but they shOULD BE IN BED

[ausgoth]

WHEN THEY LIKE THE POST YOU MAKE TELLING THEM TO GO TO BED

[geek-scientist]

jane the virgin: portraying a bisexual man in a healthy relationship and slaying biphobes since 2017

[newrucas]

It’s really interesting what she says “I can’t give you what a man can.” A lot of gay men avoid relationships with bi men because they worry that they can’t provide what a woman can. People, gay or straight, think that for a bi person the grass is always greener on the other side.

[lex-evetta]

Straight men and lesbians have said the same. It’s insecurity rooted in the notion that bi people have all the options constantly at their fingertips AND are insatiable. We don’t choose a team, we choose a person. A failure to understand this mostly boils down to people not believing bisexuality is real.

[addictedtothe-thrill]

Flip your phone upside down

[starwarsgraphictee]

worth it

[trestyoselfchris-deactivated201]

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

[meanplastic]

Idk why I’m hurt but I am.

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[assigned-menace-at-birth]

This is like that time I found out they used mashed potatoes to take product pictures of ice cream

[jhenne-bean]

there was definitely an issue of Nickelodeon Magazine that gave away these secrets and it shook my adolescent world

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[thatsmoderatelyraven]