[cryptotheism]

One of the most influential choices made by early Christians was to name and categorize their heresies.

[val-ritz]

this is Fuckerism, named after Bishop Alexandros Fucker of Nicomedia, who believed in his deeply depraved old man heart that Christ couldn't do a kickflip

[pronounyaoi]

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

[wosp-reactivated]

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

[nadleeh]

what a pleasant thursday to be scared for my life

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

Francois Rude, Mercury Attaching his Wings, Louvre

[rathayibacter]

cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

[rathayibacter]

grug: grug must paint every hair on buffalo in realistic detail

thog: grug can chill out, audience know what buffalo look like. just do one line like thog

[rathayibacter]

thog: cave painting world no longer look for photorealism. expression of form and movement is new frontier

grug: but then how will grug demonstrate high level of skill? grug have art degree

thog: any caveman represent buffalo as it is. grug must represent what it means to grug

grug: hm. this will challenge grug. but grug enjoy rising to occasion

[mikkeneko]

[ikarakie]

if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

[fishgummy]

new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon

[psychedelic-lemur]

[divingintothewatersoftheworld]

Everyone please tell me have you seen one of your top artists live this year

[iremade483492348234]

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

[girls4losers]

i gotta remember this

[awesomesthesia]

I am speed

[lionesshathor]

WITNESS ME

[lionesshathor]

I’d hold a cane or something out to the side and knock down everybody on the stairs.

[grosezero]

Guy who didnt satisfy his partner during sex cryign and punching himself in the balls going STUPID STUPID STUPID!!

[exitwound]

how is it almost 2025 i didn’t even get a chance to exhale the breath i took in 2024 yet

[exitwound]

does anyone know if we get to exhale in 2025

[woman-becomer]

eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

[platter-o-teeth-deactivated2025]

(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)

[woman-becomer]

this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post

[the-fairy-dong-mother]

1st oc: hi im just a normal highschooler im kinda depressed but i swear im not a mary sue

30th oc:

[voidsparkk]

ive watched this twenty times in the past 15 minutes someone help me