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@nadya-andreevna
jonahluxx:
Following diligently, he cuts his steps so as not to walk too far ahead of her, hardly even thinking about it. At her statement, he began to bend down before frowning, “I could just reach it myself, miss. Not that I mind lifting you, it just seems more…sensible,” he comments, though he lifts her anyway, walking towards the cabinets to which she had indicated as he raises her high enough to reach.
She furrowed her brows and gave him a stern look as he said he could reach the boxes. “I like doing things myself..” She said quickly as he lifted her up. Nearly sitting on his shoulder, she reached up to grab the boxes. “I don’t like... that they put them up here.” Once she had the boxes in her hands, over her head, she spoke up again. “Okay you can put me down.”
Hottest. Midget. Ever
“Excuse me? What the fuck you just call me?”
“Skazhi mne eto lichno, i ya pererezhu tebya mezhdu rebrami i mochu na mogilu tvoyey materi. Glupyy dolbannyy mudak!”
adrien-blake:
“Some may need to feel like they have to overestimate the size of things to compensate for other things. Not me, but whatever you say,” he rolled his eyes, bringing his arms back to himself, folding them across his chest. “What? You’re telling me you don’t puke them through your mouth?” Adrien said, acting concerned for a second, his eyes opening wide before turning back to a perfectly blank face. “I’m not questioning the girth. I’ve seen some fucked up stuff with Campbell’s cans and shit like that. The length is what I’d be… slightly concerned about.”
“I would ask for proof, but I think I get fired for that.” She said with a laugh. She tilted her head at his attitude. He was the one walking around with a giant dildo, she should be rolling her eyes if anything. “What is Campbell’s can?” Laughing she questioned him. “why are you concern with length? Are you putting it in sensitive places? No shame if you do. Some guys like that.”
reagannotreax:
“Perfect, I’ll make sure to pick up something good.” She smiled, looking at her legs. “Yeah… I’ve got some height on you… My hair is like… Pretty find and thing, so that should help, yeah?”
“Good.” She said with a sure nod. “Fine and thin. Me too. Well, now at least I know I won’t tear your legs up by using the wrong temperature of wax.”
matthiascahlmann:
Matt held her phone in his hand for a moment, with his new phone number he didn’t always remember it. With a soft, “Ah,” he added himself as a new contact. By the time this was done, her hand was on his jeans, “Well, hallo Schatz,” he kept his hands on the window sill for the moment, just until he knew she’d be ok with it. “Where should we do that?”
She looked up at him, her fingers teasingly trailing along the top of his jeans. “Privet krasavchik” She replied to his German. She grinned and lowered her voice slightly. “Well I would do right here, if I wouldn’t get jail for it.” She licked her bottom lip before turning slightly. “But my classroom isn’t far.”
jonahluxx:
Jonah walks down the hall, coffee in hand, his mind still more on the night before than on the classes ahead. Things were far easier that way, at least for him. At the command, he immediately follows, “Of course,” he says, giving very little thought to it, “What can I do for you, miss?”
She smiled as someone agreed without question. He was definitely a student. And a hot one at that. She knew it was against the rules to sleep with a student, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t admire him and flirt with him. Walking as quick as her legs would take her, she led him inside her classroom and pointed to the top of the cabinets. “Lift me up so I can grab those boxes.”
street-savior-faire:
“Oi! I do not understand this mon amis. I am only gone for a few months and this place goes to shit. What happened?” A warm familiar smile graces his face as he leaned against the desk. “Just because vacances de printemps is right around the corner, this is no time to slack off.”
Nadya looked around to make sure this stranger was addressing her. “Don’t ask me, I just got here.” She tilted her head and her long blonde hair fell over her shoulders. “What does that mean? Those words.” Her sharp Russian accent cut into her words.
scarletknott:
She blinked, trying to imagine all the assortment of men the teacher in front of her has had the pleasure to meet. “I guess you’ve met the cast and crew of this place. Can’t say I’ve had the pleasure. Maybe you should give them all a quick fuck and rate them so I can figure out who I want over as a bedroom buddy later on. Anyone you’re lusting after specifically? I think these names are fantastic, by the way; you really shouldn’t learn their real ones. It’ll just be lame.”
“Haven’t met them. Just observed. I like eye candy.” She ate a small piece of sushi. She smirked at the idea of fucking them all and telling them who was good. “Men please girls differently. Maybe some of them are amazing with a little person but bad with average sized girls, or vice versa. You have to find out on your own.” When she asked if she was lusting after anyone specifically she nodded. “Janitor, Blonde German and Salt-and-Pepper. I will try not to learn their names.”
Bold everything your muse has done. (caution: contains multiple common triggers)
bunchofrpmemes:
Broken a bone | Gotten stitches | Had a near-death experience | Killed someone | Tried and failed to kill someone | Invented something | Been hungover | Kissed someone | Slow danced | Been in a long-term relationship | Had sex | Had sex and regretted it | Had a one-night stand | Had a threesome | Experimented with their sexuality | Had a kid | Gotten married | Self-harmed | Traveled to another country | Been in a play | Received an inheritance | Been in a car wreck | Lost a loved one | Been dumped | Dumped someone | Smoked | Gotten high | Been slipped something in their food/drink | Won a contest | Won an election | Joined a sports team | Gone skydiving | Gone hunting | Been in a band | Had a job | Been fired | Been in a wedding party | Owned a pet | Seen a ghost | Skipped class/work | Learned an instrument | Gotten a noticeable scar | Sued someone | Been robbed | Been mugged | Been kidnapped| Been sexually assaulted | Been brainwashed | Gone more than one day without eating | Had a recurring nightmare | Been bullied | Bullied someone | Seen someone die | Attempted suicide | Been tied/chained up | Shot someone | Stabbed someone | Saved someone’s life | Cheated on someone | Been cheated on | Had a stalker| Been betrayed | Been in a fight | Been arrested | Been to a funeral | Had surgery | Broken someone’s trust | Gotten a piercing | Gotten a tattoo | Used a fake name | Been tortured | Been abused | Been blackmailed | Had an attempt on their life | Gotten away with a crime | Gone on a road trip | Been in love
scarletknott:
“So you have to do all the work? Bummer. Maybe I’m lazy and I should start doing that so I can stop being such a lazy fatass,” She muttered, making a face at the thought, “Who do you think is ‘good looking’, by chance?”
“No not always. Spooning is good. Doggy style is good. I can’t do 69... but guys can have a lot more standing sex because I’m easy to pick up.” She said non-chalantly. Her sex life was what it was, and she wasn’t embarrassed by it. “That janitor.. there s a guy wandering around with like.. a salt-and-pepper beard. I saw the incredible hulk, I think. A living Ken doll... pale-tattoo man-boy, blonde German, tall dark and curly, and then French poodle.” She spat out nickname after nickname, since she hadn’t had the chance to meet many people, but she had definitely seen them.
natewilder:
Smiling down at her, Nate ran his tongue over his lips and shook his head. “Nah, you’re special, doll,” he assured her, placing a hand on her shoulder that slid gradually to her back and downwards. “I know a storage closest or two. It’s quite the interesting experience in such a small space.”
She smiled up at him, not minding his hand traveling down her body. When he mentioned a storage closet she winked at him. “It’s a very good thing I don’t take up much room.” She said and flipped her hair back over her shoulder. “Where are these storage closets?”
mikkueen:
She was walking by, scrolling down her Instagram feed looking for something interesting or different rather than the usual selfies, when she heard a voice coming from behind her, “a ‘please’ would be appreciated, you know?”, she commented arching a brow as she looked down at the teacher.
Nadya hated being told to say please or thank you. It made her feel like a child. Even though deep down, she knew it was a manners thing, it still made her angry. “Please put your phone down and come get something for me.” She said with a smile, trying her best to let it go.
braylon-the-ta:
After she spoke, Bray nodded. “Yes, sorry, I didn’t realize the door was still open. I should’ve paid more attention,” he closed the cover on the keys and stood. His 6′5 felt a lot taller right now. “I’m Braylon, by the way.”
She was about to say something else when he stood up. She had to look way up to even look him in the eye. “Woah..” She mumbled to herself as she continued looking up. “I’m Nadya.” She reached her hand up to shake his.
scarletknott:
“Hip burn,” She repeated, gesturing at herself, “When the guy just– lays on top of you and sort of does some real lazy thrusting and doesn’t ever bother to use his upper body strength to hold himself up? Sort of like– a flopping, fish motion, but humping. I haven’t seen any cute teachers; if you mean aesthetically pleasing, I guess you can count yourself as one.”
Nadya started laughing as the girl described hip burn. “I’ve never experienced that. Guys aren’t allowed to be on top like that with me.” She had joint issues which prevented some sexual positions. But, the ones she could do were far more interesting anyway. “You haven’t? There are some really good looking guys here.” She raised an eyebrow when the girl called her aesthetically pleasing. “I know that.”
the united states is stupid // all contacts
Mai: the states in america
Mai: kansas and arkansas
Nadya: Oh yeah, I only know like three or four states. I should probably learn them all.
scarletknott:
She rolled her eyes and frowned at the thought of her family. “I didn’t wait either, but it’s not like my first time was anything memorable. Actually– it was about 2 minutes and the humping almost gave me hip burn,” she waved a hand, “Boring business people that are pretty well known in the New York social circle. I won’t bore you– I honestly won’t even bore myself with the details.”
“What the heck is hip burn?” She asked, confused by the woman. She shook her head saddened by the girls story. “I hope that is not true about all American men. There are some cute teachers here, yes?” She wiggled her eyebrows with a grin. She nodded, understanding not wanting to talk about families. Most people were here because of their families anyway.