Unidentified Flying Bastard

listen i am never gonna be consistent on this blog

[theshittyfoodblog]

Chips with caviar dip

[mens-rights-activia]

Forbidden caviar

[zooophagous]

My cat, angry that I won’t let him eat styrofoam and die: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow!

Me: cry about it you stupid fuck

[buzzfeed]

Twitter roasts movie character clichés.

[hyperionwitch]

my husband did a shitpost

[houndstar]

good call goodreads

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Thanks for looking out for us

[goodzillo-moved-deactivated2022]

using this website casually is like watching a remake of mean girls set in clown college

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

the final boss

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

if i get one more message accusing me of “doxxing gay horney” im going to delete because 1. this is public info from their websites and 2. that combination of words is so incredibly chaotic

[iamoutofideas]

the gooch group

[lmaonade]

going clown spotting 

[xtec]

have you checked the mirror

[lmaonade]

well if you want me to die you can just say so

[hallstein]

Oh wow the music player has a volume control, how conve-

[tangarang]

this is like that one thread where people tried to make the most inconvenient volume slider and tumblr out did them all unintentionally

[imaginethrawn]

Happy New Year Citizens of the Empire!

[disenchantmentgifs]

Disenchantment (S01E03): The Princess of Darkness

[cityrun]

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

[feynites]

me, after failing to be evil: i’m gonna look up the youtube videos of that playthrough instead

me, looking at the videos: i can’t watch this

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

i wish dwarves were real just because the folk metal they would produce would be completely unfathomable

[latadelixo]

[platoriagf]

run in here and come get yall juice

[terfs dont interact, also: dehyrdate]

[pixification]

[newdoges]

[thenatsdorf]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[cb-liger]

I love how the cat moves its eyes like “is this right?”

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

Solidarity