Pre-Wenclair. Sometime after the events of Season 2 Episode 4, a couple cuddles atop a colorful bed in thoughtful silence.
Bruno: So, um… I think we should break up.
Enid: What? Why? We were just making out!
Bruno: Honestly, I think you’re just distracting yourself because Wednesday’s in a coma.
Enid: I… I mean yeah, maybe a tiny bit, but I don’t see what that has to do with us.
Bruno: Enid, you had wolf whimper the whole time we were making out.
Enid: Fine! My best friend is in the hospital and I’m kind of a wreck. Happy? That doesn’t mean we should break—
Bruno: And there’s how your wolf spent the last full moon howling in the direction of the hospital.
Enid: Th-That doesn’t mean anyth—
Bruno: And you’ve been gnawing at your arm whenever you think I’m not looking.
Enid: *glances at her bloodied and partially chewed arm that is trapped beneath Bruno*
Enid:
Enid: I… have fleas?
Bruno: 🤦♂️
Bruno: Enid! I’ve seen Coyote Ugly! I can tell you’re trying to chew your arm off to get away!
Enid: I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Bruno: Look, seriously, I don’t care if you’re gay or bi or whatever. You’re sweet and pretty and I’ve really enjoyed our time together—
Bruno: *sits up and frees Enid*
Bruno: —but you’re my pack first, and I’d rather have you as a friend than watch you hurt yourself like this.
Enid: *stunned*
Bruno: Enid, if Wednesday is the tunnel at the end of your light… then don’t you think you should be the first thing she sees when she’s finally out of hers?
Enid:
Enid: Ohmygod you’re right. I have to go! Thanks!
Enid: *finally gets her shit together races away*
Bruno: 👋 🙂
Bruno: 😗
Bruno: 😏
Bruno: It’s safe now.
Ajax: *peeks in* You sure?
Bruno: Definitely. Now get your hot gorgon ass over here so we can make out with your snakes out.
watched wednesday season 2 and the sheer amount of wenclair was amazing.
but i have to propose bruno x ajax, bc yknow what, that once over bruno gave ajax when they met was anything but straight also, im naming this ship uhh... brujax but that name is up to debate bc its not amazing
one thing i adore about fandom is the “[bad parent]’s A+ parenting” tag on ao3. it’s so universal and so sarcastic and it makes me giggle every time i see it
