i cant!!! unlock!! the door!!without!! the key!!

lu or lulu they/them amalgamation of everything i like (spn sideblog @eyelinerdean, hannibal sideblog @willgrahamsleash)

[theswampghost]

mcr 2026 tour leg starts tonight. block #liveblog while you still can

[bowsersex]

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

[bowsersex]

Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.

[lichen-punk]

honestly i think the reason why it’s so common for kids to have the “it’s not a phase, mom” argument in their adolescence is less because they genuinely plan for their current state of being to remain utterly unchanged forever and more because they’re tired of having their interests/self expression/beliefs/etc dismissed as foolish due to being probably temporary

i know that when i was that age i certainly wasn’t thinking about whether or not i’d be into whatever shit i was into then when i was 80, all i knew was that i was sick of feeling like the adults in my life were just rolling their eyes and waiting out everything that was important to me at that moment

[ahotknife]

she kills me

[bargarean]

[bargarean]

reblog my post boy

[sigynpenniman]

Libertine men and SCARLET WOMEN and RAGTIME

[kuttithevangu]

Instead of discussing author identity what if we just said this is an m/m romance with body hair. And this is an m/m romance where everyone is smooth like a dolphin

[punksalmons]

person in their computer gripping onto their hair, eyes bloodshot, teeth gritted and when you look at what they're doing they're playing solitaire easy mode

[winterswake]

I'm taking such good care of my little white boys.

TASHI DUNCAN about ART DONALDSON & PATRICK ZWEIG Challengers (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

[luneillusoire]

My Father’s Joy 🥀

[byjove]

watching massive franchises bomb at the box office while Backrooms has made $212 million on a $10 million initial budget has brought me hope for the future of cinema

[rylandsgrace]

#Welcome back, Sharpay

High School Musical 2 (2007) dir. Kenny Ortega // Madwoman - Laufey (2026)

[furryprovocateur]

[jacksmannequin]

eagles

[unwastelandunbaby]

[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

[corvophobia]

was in a painting mood