your obsession with fuckin time machines is ruining our marriage

Sometimes I translate things. Sometimes I write trashy stories. Here I mostly post things of no consequence. I do bind books by request. DM me for details.

[twixie-forever]

my favourite part of Backrooms was when Phil showed Mary a photo of Clark on the cameras and you could see the big fuckass censor square over the Pirate

[askclint]

MONGO IS APPALLED

(Art by Layna of Lund, Discord)

[the-babble-fish]

backrooms movie but its just clark going through and unplugging shit to save on his electricity bill

[icantspellthings]

[graygiantess]

"I hope your favorite character is played by an actor you hate!" Tired, unoriginal, etc.

"I hope your favorite character fucks your dad!" Devastating, weirdly specific, about to happen to Harry Bogosian in three weeks.

[kuviraissues]

not your nikki

[toastedpinata]

[eosphoroz]

Not the Spongebob tieeee 😂 I'm dying

[steadynightruins]

"first nine months of your mortal life" of course Louis believes life begins at conception he's old as fuck and catholic

[downahill]

june 1. it begins

[nafeathers]

The monster at the end of About a Place in the Kinki Region was too cute. Like Ghibli meets Lovecraft.

[juljaengiz]

Monster (怪物, trans. Kaibutsu, 2023), dir. Hirokazu Kore-eda 

[jttw-monkeybusiness]

"You stepped out of the fucking circle I made to protect you, didn't you, master?"

---------------------- I did this meme to prove that I am alive :D

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

The time will pass anyway

[paperpatchnotes]

Ok someone has to take this away from me before I drive myself insane attmepting to idk art better 🙈

Idk how long I'll be on this murderbot train but these ARE my new favorite books to ever.

[disasterzoo]

gaze

[comfymoth]

and that’s how the monkey king joined the scripture seeker (real and true) (100% accurate)

[ava-deb]

HACKS (2021—2026) S05E10, "Happy Days Are Here Again"