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I literally don't know what the hell I'm doing, just don't be a jerk, I'm a sensitive Bun (:

[conttonbun]

General :3

I use prefer He/They and associated pronouns / referrals.

You can call me Cotton, Bun, Bunny, and other pet-names if you want, though sometimes I also go by Leo.

I *am* over 18, but I don't feel comfortable sharing my exact age (:

More details below

This is my general blog, I don't really know what I'm doing, I yap, sometimes I write, sometimes I quote fics, so everything gets dumped onto here. I'm in several fandoms, and rotate through them, but I also tend to read more fanfic / content than I engage in the original, so my knowledge is probably Wrong.

I'm sorry in advance.

I am a kinky, very friendly, though somewhat sensitive bun. If you're mean/rude/etc in a way I didn't [usually] literally ask for, me and the block button can very quickly become best buds. Aditionally, I'm not heartless- I just can't spare money for strangers over the internet. My heart is with y'all who are struggling, but I can't help others if I myself am not stable. Thanks for understanding.

Things I condemn:

general jerk-ery, with specifications

actual non-consensual situations

spam

genuine incest

transphobia

homophobia

things of the like

"mEntAl HeaLtH isN'T ReaL"

Things i condone:

Making friends with me!

Sending me asks, about pretty much anything!

Prompts!

This will probably edited, and eventually I'll sit down and tag all my weirdness. I highkey wish there was a mass post editor.. (T~T)

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bun's spice : anything sexy/bdsm/etc

bun writes : I wrote this ! Usually fan stuff

bun yaps : my original posts

bun reblogs : what it says on the tin

bun edits : stuff I plan on editing

bun agrees : stuff I hard agree on, sometimes political but i try to keep that stuff away

[kawareo]

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

[kawareo]

Grief is a spectrum as you can see

[kawareo]

Our shit dog is alive and we love her

[thatsugs]

Savior of the world

[tarotdaddy3-deactivated20230913]

I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

[disgracefulthings]

Shang Qinghua: Bro, my king and I are having another baby!

Shen Qingqiu: Congrats

Shen Qingqiu: You know, I've always wondered how you two decide who will carry the baby

Shang Qinghua: Oh, it's simple. My king and I play rock paper scissors, and whoever loses carries the baby

Shen Qingqiu: Wait, you haven't been pregnant yet. What are the odds of that?

Shang Qinghua: It has nothing to do with odds. My king isn't good at the game and always goes for rock, so I win every time

Shen Qingqiu: Don't you feel ashamed for taking advantage of your huband

Shang Qinghua: Of course not, I don't feel shame at all!

Shen Qingqiu: Figures

Meanwhile

Mobei-Jun: Qinghua and I are having another child

Luo Binghe: Neat

Luo Binghe: Come to think, I've always wondered how you two decide who carries the baby

Mobei-Jun: Qinghua introduced a game called 'rock paper scissors', I don't know the details about the game, but rock seems like the optimal choice, and every time I use it I win

Luo Binghe: And he hasn't caught on?

Mobei-Jun: Qinghua isn't very bright

[ilikewritingandspeedcore]

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

[rhyperographer]

I went to find the article. It's fascinating.

[digital-magus]

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

[conttonbun]

Rocky being Grace's weighted heatpad when he's cramping.

Thank you for comkng to my ted talk

[foonoodlesart]

They have the same VA what was I supposed to do

[bulkhummus]

Wait is jerking it to fanfic like? Widely accepted?

critically acclaimed even

[waywardmillennial]

@transcyberism being so real in the notes

[jasontoddspussy]

know that if any of u have ever jerked it to any of my work i will forever be honored

[fruitcakebro]

I'd say ditto but I've never published any porn, so uh. When I publish smut, ditto. With my current stuff it might be a little weird.

[jasontoddspussy]

who knows, if it exists someone will fuck to it im sure

[inuxi]

That's how they met. Believe me, I was a duck!

[headcanonthings]

Bruce: What do you guys say when you answer the phone? Dick: What up? Jason: Who is this? Tim: No, she’s dead. This is her son.

[sintiadaria]

Cloud Retainer being the master of both Ganyu and Shenhe begged for a crossover with disciple SJ and LBH and their shizun SY in the Bingjiuyuan AU 😔💙

[hxiner]

lqg practice cus why not

[sunderwight]

Modern AU cumplane is great because who among us has not wished, at times, for some utterly harmless closeted rich geek to abruptly appear in our lives and demand to properly pay and house us in exchange for us doing the shit we wanted to do anyway.

[consumeroflemoans]

Post svsss Shang Qinghua who’s been married to Mobei Jun for decades at this point gets sent to Proud Immortal Demon Way but he doesn’t notice at first. He walks into his king’s room and starts fussing over him as per usual, comfortably walking around as if he owns the place.

Mobei Jun, who just killed his Shang Qinghua for plotting against him is baffled and wary because he felt the life drain out of his advisor with his own hands. He should not have been able to return, much less as a cheerful, even flirty version of himself. Shang Qinghua may have been a vicious, traitorous rat, but at least his motivations were predictable. This softer Shang Qinghua hides his viciousness behind a soft exterior and Mobei Jun knows it is only a matter of time before he takes revenge on the one that slayed him.

Classic moshang miscommunication leaves them both in the dark for an embarrassing amount of time

[mimiyanna]

It’s Do Weird Stuff To Her Wings Wednesday, make sure to do weird stuff to her wings

[sunderwight]

Modern AU cumplane is great because who among us has not wished, at times, for some utterly harmless closeted rich geek to abruptly appear in our lives and demand to properly pay and house us in exchange for us doing the shit we wanted to do anyway.