I Have Returned.

But Nahni is still dead as a doornail half the time.

[freedomofblood]

            “Don’t worry, it’s not as bad as it looks.               I promise I got everything under control.”

[nahni-surana]

"Uh... I don't want to hurt your feelings, but how bad is this supposed to look and what defines 'everything'?"

[nahni-surana]

Bye, you guys. I'm going to miss you.

Nani was fun while she lasted. Okay, maybe not at first. But still.

[nahni-surana]

Dragon Age is spiraling down into political incorrectness.

[fuckyeahcullen]

Aw man so I was just having a thought about the race restrictions they’ve mentioned being placed on the romances, and I’m pretty sure Cullen probably won’t be romanceable by a Qunari Inquisitor.  The reason I say this is because, in DA2, if you ask Cullen what the templar stance on the Qunari is, he says, in essence, “Heathens, all of them.”

This also leads me to believe he may not get along very well with Iron Bull, and could possibly have a common ground with Varric (who was also mentioned in an article to potentially not get along with the big guy).

So, was anyone thinking to romance Cullen with a Qunari Inquisitor?  Potentially a mage?  If so, feel free to add two cents and a donut to this (specifically the donut :D).

[nahni-surana]

//I really hope race-restrictions are just bullshit. I mean, seriously? There is only one reason for such a restriction and that would be in-game racism, which should not have a place in romance.

All it would really do would sour play-throughs where you can romance them, knowing that "wait a fucking minute, this guy/girl is racist."

If I'm not allowed to romance Cullen as a Qunari Mage, fuck it, I'm not buying the game because that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, playable Qunari be damned.

[nahni-surana]

"Oh you poor dear! Has no one stimulated your ears before? Here let me show you ;D"

"Show me? What do you mean, show me? Hey! Get away!”

Nani leaned backwards and accidentally tipped the balance of her chair, sending her crashing to the ground.

[nahni-surana]

"Oh… my name is Nani." She blushed. "Uh… sorry for panicking. I hope that didn’t insult you."

[taboopromise]

He shook his head “You didn’t insult me at all” he said with a bit of laugh. “In fact i’d find it a little odd if that didn’t creep you out.” 

He sighs dramatically “The templars don’t seem to like it though- shame~”

[nahni-surana]

"I didn’t think they would, though," Nani said, "They’re supposed to kill you if you turn into an abomination."

[angelic-salad]

IM SO CONFUSED RN

IF THE LYRIUM TURNED FENRIS’ HAIR WHITE

WHY DIDNT IT DO THE SAME FOR HIS EYEBROWS

IT’S STILL HIS HAIR, RIGHT?????

[nahni-surana]

//The lyrium tattoos actually seem to expand to the back of his scalp while they don't touch his eyebrows, implying that Danarius may have shaved at least the lower part of Fenris' head before tattooing him.

It may be that the lyrium reacted differently to his hair follicles than his skin, first turning the hair follicles that it was touching white before spreading to the ones right next to them, causing his hair to grow back white while his eyebrows stayed their natural color.

That's my best explanation story-wise. Design-wise, it's because white eyebrows are as creepy as fuck.

[nahni-surana]

"Oh you poor dear! Has no one stimulated your ears before? Here let me show you ;D"

"Show me? What do you mean, show me? Hey! Get away!”

Nani leaned backwards and accidentally tipped the balance of her chair, sending her crashing to the ground.

[nahni-surana]

She folded her hands behind her back and gave a slight nod. “Nobody’s ever asked to do anything like that to me. I wasn’t really sure, because, well…”

After setting her chair upright, she took her seat. “Most of the people I know do that. But I’m… just not comfortable with it.”

[taboopromise]

Toulius nodded and he pulled up a chair himself “I see. Well I am sorry to have imposed upon you my fair lady.” he gave her a gentle smile “My name is Toulius and might I know yours?” 

[nahni-surana]

"Oh… my name is Nani." She blushed. "Uh… sorry for panicking. I hope that didn’t insult you."

[taboopromise]

// Gonna try and tackle drafts tonight.

Let’s see if I succeed. 

[nahni-surana]

Good luck!

[taboopromise]

// Thank you <3

Do I owe you something, honey?

Cause I just checked and I see that I responded to the last thing.

[nahni-surana]

I can’t think of anything off the top of my head, but I’ll check it out; if you don’t owe me any replies, that means I owe you!

[nahni-surana]

It seems that I need to reply to this:

http://taboopromise.tumblr.com/post/88356238190/oh-you-poor-dear-has-no-one-stimulated-your-ears

and you can reply to this:

http://nahni-surana.tumblr.com/post/88811538321/whether-the-cynical-and-creepy-or-i-finally

if you like!

[taboopromise]

// Gonna try and tackle drafts tonight.

Let’s see if I succeed. 

[nahni-surana]

Good luck!

[taboopromise]

// Thank you <3

Do I owe you something, honey?

Cause I just checked and I see that I responded to the last thing.

[nahni-surana]

I can't think of anything off the top of my head, but I'll check it out; if you don't owe me any replies, that means I owe you!

[taboopromise]

// Gonna try and tackle drafts tonight.

Let’s see if I succeed. 

[nahni-surana]

Good luck!

[nahni-surana]

So Maric Followed Me...

[nahni-surana]

"Oh, good— I-I mean! Yes! Honesty is good!”

[thenowforgottenking]

"So you agree that Alistair is a pansy?" A smile played on his lips, "What has brought you to that conclusion? I’m simply curious."

[nahni-surana]

"Oh, uh, well-- other than his... somewhat girlish scream when I told him that my moths drink blood, I guess he's not that much a pansy. It's just that he smashed it... I was... uh... a bit... upset."

[nahni-surana]

So Maric Followed Me...

"Ser, if your son told you I called him a pansy, I didn’t mean it! I was just angry."

[thenowforgottenking]

"Well, he is a pansy! I don’t get mad at people for their honesty.”

[nahni-surana]

"Oh, good-- I-I mean! Yes! Honesty is good!"

[nahni-surana]

So Maric Followed Me...

"Ser, if your son told you I called him a pansy, I didn't mean it! I was just angry."

[taboopromise]

// I seriously think you guys underestimate what a lazy piece of shit I am.

One time I texted my sister who was far away and in the kitchen and asked her if our parents were home because I could not be bothered to turn around and to look through the window behind me,to see if their car was in the driveway.

[nahni-surana]

//That makes you lazy, not a lazy piece of shit.

[bindis]

Reblog if you'd care if I deleted my Tumblr.

[nahni-surana]

//I ran a username generator and it gave me Grope-Hope 0_o

[cheesyrogued]

fenris why aren’t you covered in blood like the rest of us

we have four rogues and a warrior aren’t you supposed to be the one who gets dirty

EVEN SEBASTIAN WHO IS ALWAYS PERFECTLY PRISTINE IS COVERED IN BLOOD SPLATTERS AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST CAME OUT OF THE SHOWER

WHY

[nahni-surana]

//I would say he takes personal hygiene very seriously, but if he did he'd clean up his house once in a while.