The Naked Jedi

Sorry-not-sorry if you're expecting actual nakedness

[nakedjedi07]

[nakedjedi07]

Bf broke up with me but at least I got this thiccc-necked small boi in the mail today so hey it's not so bad

[brendenfraser]

[reluctantmortal22]

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

[the-treble-deactivated20160823]

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

[obsidianpetal-deactivated201504]

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

[gigaguess-deactivated20181203]

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

[kareshy]

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

[the-hatred-machine]

I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods. They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went “OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP” and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.

[nikuzilla-the-beast]

So basically the cat is saying “Im tellin’ Ra”

[catbountry]

That cat’s a snitch.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Cat: I SEE WHAT BULLSHIT U ARE DOIN

I AM GONNA TELL THE GODS OF THIS FUCKERY

AND THEN

BAST AND RA ARE GONNA FUCK U UP

U GONNA CATCH THEIR HANDS

[jinxedbabbles]

Oh my god(s)

[nakedjedi07]

I swear

If I ever get to go to one of Mark’s shows you bet your ass I’m wearing my Warfstache cosplay because the hype is real for me rn

[chefpyro]

this single line of dialogue is all you need to know about fallout 4

[nakedjedi07]

It wasn't even a week ago yet

When were all working together, trying to decipher clues and hints on Mark's countdown website for Date with Markiplier. Now it feels like everyone's at each other's throats. This saddens me.

[chromatic-ninja]

BOY IF THIS AINT ME

-Chromie

[nakedjedi07]

“What’s gonna happen in 50 years when the generations that follow us look back and see that their forefathers were too afraid to treat each other with the most basic level of respect.”

If I may offer my thoughts to this topic

I’m not the best at conversations, debates, or what have you. I’m awkward as hell. Because of this, I rely on my actions. To be an example to others. Maybe it’s because I grew up in a Christian home.  Matthew 7:12  Do to others what you want them to do to you. The golden rule Mark spoke of.

I don’t mean to bring up such a hot button as religion; my opinion is you don’t need religion to be a moral human being. But this is besides the point.

This, I feel, is something Mark harps on a lot. Being an example. Because it’s important to him. Because he knows how important it actually is–how important the future is. We are the history in the making. Forget Youtube, forget social or news media–put it aside. Put this drama aside. 

It cost NOTHING to be a decent human being, to that man on the street, or that woman on the bus. Our actions define us. What you put into the world will spread. Will you put love out there? Or hate? Because your actions–your pebble that you throw into that water will ripple, no matter how small. 

I understand what Mark is getting at. Not respect that’s “earned”, the respect “on a basic level” for your fellow human being. 

Now, I’m not gonna pretend to know Mark. But I would like to make an observation. 

“When a parent dies, children feel their own mortality.” (Yes, I know that’s from AHS–nonetheless it’s a good quote.) This world, this life, your life, is finite. I’ve known this since I was 10 years old when I lost my father to colon cancer. Something tells me Mark knows this too. Why he works so hard. Why, me personally, strive to be a good example to people I meet, to the people I work with, to my friend’s kids who call me Auntie, and one day to my niece, who will turn 1 year old here soon. 

We only have so much time on this earth. Be that better person. Set that example. Because at one point, you’re not gonna be around to see the ripples from your pebbles–the effect of your actions. But the generations that follow us will.

“We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?”

[dramaticalcorgi]

did anyone do this yet

[nakedjedi07]

[nakedjedi07]

Such a tease

[c3rvida3]

I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse.

It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.

And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.

And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.

When did my life get this weird?

[younger-than-the-soul]

your life is a fucking sidequest

[blackfloralia-blog]

Lyanna Mormont’s cat nailed it. 😂

[iheartgot]

I can’t take you back, and I can’t send you away.

[almazvonalmadineadamant]

ILY GABE..,,,

[bn-z]

we will miss you lil doggo

go bork in the big dog park in the sky

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[fyeahsailorsoldiers]

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