Perkele Saatana

Joku tällänen suolanen (piti laittaa et suomalainen mut käy se suolanenki) laiska tumputtaja. Ikää on mittarissa 18 ja ikäkriisi iskee. Aika kuluu pelaamalla, suolaamalla, ja piirtämällä paskaa.

[koermarulk]

[seatrench]

Curious Blue Shark

(source)

[bunjywunjy]

this shark is the most earnest creature on the entire planet

[cactusrabbit-deactivated2019120]

WHAT THIS

WHAT IT DO

BOOP

[elizabeths-banks-deactivated201]

me: my sense of humor is great & intelligent

me whenever i see the number 69 randomly somewhere:

[thenatsdorf]

Touchy da kitty. (sound on to hear sweet mews)

[mimigemrose]

If that’s not the universal feline way of saying “Yes? What?” Then I don’t know what is.

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

…

[bugsoftbinbows]

ugly little man

[bitbats]

DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BABY BOY

good and cute

[nakkilaiva]

A A A A A

[star-kovs]

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

[accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes]

This is a gift to humankind

[becausebirds]

When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Human: *attempts typing*

Birbs: >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V

[nonbinarypeach]

these boyos sound like when you push an animal crossing villager into a hole

[fat-birds]

oh my word

[porterr-robinson]

[isa-ghost]

I WASNT EXPECTING THE MUSIC, I SPIT OUT MY FUCKING POP HOLY FUKC

[viostormcaller]

I KNOW I WAS CRYING

[ctrldis-deactivated20191228]

toinen tie taivaaseen

[sauna-ja-karjalaa]

ystävä: (ei tiedä sanooko puuha-pete vai postimies pate)

ystävä: puuhamies pate

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[babyanimalgifs]

[goangelstrong-deactivated201807]

Wet baby

[southernbitchface]

I’ll punch the next person that says pitbulls are dangerous

[novembersol]

Look at that smile

[dynastylnoire]

They are like furry hippos

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

Hippos are one of the most violent and dangerous animals on earth.

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[kkneesockks]

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

[11213372-deactivated20160412]

[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[mariogolf-deactivated20160726]

slowly approaching bear

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

the bears will be in eventually

[ww-swagabond]

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

[gravegospel]

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

He nyooms

[wistful-pigeon]

[dimedog]

a small cat

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

a baby

[koz-khor]

that’s the purriest meow I’ve ever heard

[cowards-sorcery]

welcome back to my blog small baby

[princesstigerbelle]

I turned the audio on and it made my cat do the bllllrrrp thing!! It’s funny because she thought it was me speaking cat and she looked so confused

[rodimuses]

This made my cat investigate my phone

[omnicrex-deactivated20211224]

I played this and my roomie stopped and was like “Son?” It was so cute.

[nakkilaiva]

This is important

[broilerinlutku]

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