what is an uglywife?
"Gorgeous lesbians in twenty dollar dresses." - Courtney Love on 1995 awards show apparel (aka tottlers in tiaras)
Red lip stain on chin and collar. Deodorant stain on sleeve (baby powder scented speedstic).
Ratty notebook with more pages torn out than notes taken. Lipstick or eyebrow pencil (taupe) as pen.
Angry boyfriend at home.













