what a crazy birthday surprise!
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I’M SCREAMING
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@nallon
what a crazy birthday surprise!
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I’M SCREAMING
The guys on queer eye looking at the straight guy’s unclean lifestyle: how can you live like this?
Me, sitting on the floor of my dirty apartment in goodwill sweatpants eating cheetos: yeah CHAD how can you LIVE like that?
The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most
i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system
ah yes…the killing curse…fre shavaca do
my new mantra
self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders
there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times
me reading this at 5am:
I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out. Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something
and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy
What more of an endorsement could you hope for
you met a fucking forest nymph
That’s right. Slice into his meaty fat head. Destroy him
Pisces: *opens their mouth* Me, knowing they’re about to ask for advice on the same exact subject they’ve asked for advice on multiple times yet never actually took that advice: