MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT SIR?

Megan | Taurus |

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[brandoncarlo]

this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen

[brandoncarlo]

I don’t think this is obvious but you need to listen with the sound on because the whole point is the announcers.

[rainbow-femme]

Announcer: “It’s a good thing he has a Nurse to help him off the ice.”

Other announcer: “Uggghhhh.”

[freshapplecider]

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

[notagiraffe]

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

[bravadopinfire]

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

[that-one-irish-idiot-deactivate]

honestly 

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

[valtsv]

ratatouille went so hard and it didn’t even have to

[valtsv]

this is a kid’s movie about a rat who wants to be a chef and i feel like i’ve just been flayed bald

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

Never forget this iconic speech

[3plymike]

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

[writingsforwinter]

If you lose interest in someone, tell them. 

If you’re not looking for a relationship, tell the person you’re seeing.

If you’re thinking of ghosting someone, tell them.

If you can’t handle meeting up with someone after all, tell them.

If you’re terrible at responding to messages, tell people.

If you prefer talking in person to texting, tell people. 

If you’re seeing several people at the same time, tell them.

If you’re looking for sex rather than dating, tell the person you’re seeing.

It is not difficult to be a decent and honest, open, communicative human being. Respect those whom you interact with and have relationships with by telling the truth instead of leading them on or being deceitful.

[muhyul]

Me realising I’m now an adult with actual responsibilities

[reblogable-memes]

me: *toasts a piece of bread* me: damn and i cook too.. anyone would be lucky to have me

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

do you ever lay in bed and realise how not okay you are ?

[turqui-in-the-bugatti-deactivat]

i don’t need to lay in bed to realize that

[effervescentbi]

#sweetest avenger

[susiethemoderator]

Vaccinate your kids folks

I’m not about to get sick and die because you think juniper leaf with organic honey will protect you from Polio

[bittersweetshowgirl]

is it bad i assumed juniper leaf was the name of the kid

[susiethemoderator]

IM SCREAMING

[angelgone224-deactivated2021030]

Me holding back tears : let’s get this money

[lordeddardstark]

where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls have you seen the difference in powerpoint project quality

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

PFTDYSJSJKSKS

[samuraipapi]

That slow long kissing be that shit

[bob-belcher]