So, I've got two theater tickets for sale if anyone's interested in seeing a show!
You haven’t? The name Edward doesn’t ring any bells? Well, never mind. Of course I’ll sign, my lady! Might I know your name so that I know who to address it to?
Why, thank you! Are they? But that’d be perfect! I must see the casting director at once!Â
Huh. Well, if you don’t mind my saying so, that wasn’t very chivalrous of him. A man should put the woman they love before everything else, vanquishing beasts or… divorce cases. Of course I won’t hold a grudge against you, my lady. But I will definitely be holding you to your word, and I’ll scan the audience every night for your face until I see it! I could introduce you to my cast mates afterwards too, if it be your pleasure. The man playing the villain is actually a rather affable fellow, despite appearances. What say you?
Not on it's own it doesn't, not really - sorry! But if you could make that out to Nancy Tremaine, that'd be great! And good luck to you, if you do audition for this other part. You seem like you'd be really great for it! I'll have to add that one to my list of shows I wanna see if you get it.
Yeah, tell me about it. But it's the sort of thing you can't bring up without it causing an argument, so ya just gotta let it lie, right? Though if he was vanquishing beasts or whatever, I don't think I'd mind all that much, actually. At least it'd be a better excuse.
Wha- seriously? Meet the cast? Yeah! Wow, I don't - I don't even know what to say! Yes! Thank you!
Do you treat everyone who misses one of your shows this way or am I just special?
