Carson the golf ball

I'm Kalli, and this is my main blog. I mostly post Nancy Drew,Pingu, and controversial/hardcore topics. I also post my art sometimes. Feel Free to ask anything!

[ot3-old]

its midnight on a school night and ive ended up on the warrior cats wiki are you proud. i have to say though this thing is INCREDIBLY  well sourced

[ot3-old]

warrior cats wiki does not fuck around

[the-peoples-of-middle-earth]

[cash-bundren]

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

[davidkarpvevo]

[arachnofiend]

Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

[majere636]

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

[xekstrin]

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

[poutineisdelicious]

This revelation just knocked me over.

[urulokid]

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

THE END

[casualcalico]

Lukas and Jane all grown up

[sexysonnyjoon-deactivated201808]

We need a Nancy Drew game where it revolves around animals and Guadalupe Comillo asks you as a phone character to investigate the whereabouts of the animals that were captured 

[lickieloo]

I WANT A ZOO GAME

[nancyxbucket-blog]

YES AND IT TAKES PLACE AT A ZOO AND THE SECOND CHANCES COULD BE GETTING KILLED BY A LION N STUFF

[cursesandtombs-blog]

Hi,

I’m Lily!

I’m studying Paleontology, aaannnnnd I have PhD in Egyptology.

Sooo, feel free to ask question, okay?

[trademarknickersoncharm]

Time to play Difference Detective! Can you spot the difference between the two identities?

[conversingwithturnips]

What I wanna know is who exactly it was that she so diligently and aggressively was texting throughout that entire game.

[alex-trang]

her bf who she’s trying to dump!! duh!

[skipbrot]

Sophia.

[trademarknickersoncharm]

The bag-n-drag people.

[dizzyupthecow-blog]

She’s talking to Justin/Colin about is “sausage.”

[trademarknickersoncharm]

OMG THE LAST POST

[brigittepenvellyn]

OH GOD

[nancyxbucket-blog]

WHEN I REBLOGGED THIS AGAIN IT HAD 69 NOTES LOL

[theonlypiecethatdoesntxfit-deac]

Who was the one to propose:

Who stressed more over wedding planning:

Who decorated the house:

Who does the cooking:

Who is more organized:

Who initiates bedroom fun:

Who suggested kids first:

Who’s more dominant:

Who’s the cuddler:

Who’s...

[postracialcomments-deactivated2]

More reports about the White Anarchists

[yellowxperil-deactivated2026012]

oh fun. you know who’s gonna end up paying for / getting blamed for the trouble you’re causing, white anarchists? y’all are always fucking up

[2urbles]

[curryuku-deactivated20200429]

foervraengd:

elliotoille:

felt like doing a tutorial thingy (what should I call these??) again! I think I’ll make a tag for these in case I do more. This time I’m gonna talk a little about how angles affect how clothing falls aaaand stuff. here we go…

Given: The first drawing of these three is how the clothing naturally wants to fall, how it is made to be shaped. Or, whichever pose you could take that will give the garment the least amount of creases.

I’ll actually talk about the green first; this is a representation of the hip box, which itself is a representation/simplification of your whole pelvis area. You see how your legs and hip box oppose angles here. in almost all poses except standing straight, your hip box and legs will create a bent angle, which affects how clothes fall.

The red/blue is the skirt (obvs), the red specifically is the ellipses of the top and bottom openings of the skirt. This skirt is very stiff material for the sake of this example, so notice how the two ellipses always match eachother. the top ellipse is where the skirt is actually attached to the body, so it’s the boss; the bottom ellipse will more or less do exactly what the top one does.

here’s where the fact that the legs and hip box are at different angles becomes important. The top of the skirt is attached to the hip box, but the bottom ellipse is in the realm of the legs. The orange lampshade shape diagram there is a simplification of this. It is very much like if you were to tilt a lampshade. The side you are bending towards will hug the body and create creases. The side you are bending away from will fall off the body in a straight line.

It even works with pants, though as the bottom ellipse(s) gets farther away from the top there’s more room for the garment to get distorted by gravity, perspective, and bent knees and such. But with this last example you can really see how the side touching the legs really hugs the body underneath, whereas the other side hangs off of it in a straighter, crease-less line.

Dresses are a little different because their top ellipse is attached to your torso/ribcage mass rather than the hip box.

Much of the time you get the same result as with a skirt. However if the hip box and ribcage mass are opposed sideways rather than forward or backward, it becomes a little tougher:

You can see in the third drawing how a shirt and a skirt together would fall in opposite ways if your body is bent sideways. If the shirt is long, just like I mentioned above about the long pants, there is more distortion of this effect.

I’ll take what I said above, “The side you are bending away from will fall off the body in a straight line”, and add a bit to the end: “… until it hits something.” In the fourth drawing above, the garment is falling off the body in a straight line on the right side. If you lengthen the garment:

The straight side continues down as normal until it hits the leg and becomes the body-hugging side. in response to that, the body-hugging side from farther up becomes the straight side when it falls off the hip.

Aaand with that I think I’ll stop lol. I hope that wasn’t hard to understand. It’s easy to do yourself, just wear a skirt or some loose pajama pants and take hula poses in the mirror lol.

For all of you who have been longing for ME to make a tutorial about clothes, I truly recommend you to read this post. Since it covers the area in clothing that many other tutorials never mention, clothing is more than just “drawing folds and wrinkles”, it’s about knowing how the design and the behavior of our bodies affect it.

So yeah.

Read this. Please. It’s so easy explained.

rebloging for future reffs

[trademarknickersoncharm]

I was just told that guys playing ND games makes them more feminine? Like I’m sorry but what I do as a passivity is none of your business?!

I mean yeah, I’ll try my best to keep this blog away from those whom I know will pester me about it but I do so out of respect…

[loulouwantcake-deactivated20140]

ok, yes i’m reblogging this again bc it’s brilliant but also because i thought about this from the opposite pov. if her interactive decides to make hardy boys games and some females decide they like these games, will the girls in this fandom be labeled as butch? absolutely not. sooo basically, i don’t get why this happens with guys. people are so weird.

[alex-trang]

uk heres what people should do 1: fuck off 2: preorder labyrinth of lies

[trademarknickersoncharm]

^^

[hildaglitz]

Danger on Deception Island Spoof Trailer [x]

[mystico-has-spoken]

This is literally the best

[trademarknickersoncharm]

these are the best

hildaglitz

[omgreblog-blog]

See what your followers think of you.

[mysticallynumb]

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = hEY YOu, Yes You. I wanT 2 Eat UR ASS RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

Do it? c:

[nancyxbucket-blog]

HEEEEEY

HEY GUYS I MADE A LILY CREWE RP/ROLEPLAY BLOG. THE URL IS CURSESANDTOMBS AND YAAAAAY

[doesntfitanystereotype-deactiva]

Book series I want to be made into movies

Artemis Fowl

Maximum Ride

Witch and wizard

(basically every teen series by James Patterson)

The mysterious Benedict society

Virals

Alex Rider

The eye of minds

Fangirl

the Edge chronicles

Uglies

The Bartimaeus trilogy

and many more

[glasseyekeychain]

Wasn’t there already an Artemis Fowl movie?

[tactlessdrew]

MYSTERIOUS BENEDICT SOCIETY YES YES I AGREE AS LONG AS THEY DON’T AGE UP TO 16 AND HAVE 25 YEAR OLDS PLAY THEM LIKE SOMEBOOKS

[nancyxbucket-blog]

The Kane Chronicles! Percy got his own movie, but the Kanes didn't. I really love me some Egypt and I want to see Bast on screen!

[nancyxbucket-blog]

CRY PLOT TWIST

CRY PLOT TWIST WHERE BESS IS ORDERING GUMBO THEN

"HERE'S SHORTY"

AND SHORTY JUMPS OUT AND KIDNAPS HER AND NANCY ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT FINDING BESS FOR ONCE.

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[sarahplaysnancydrew]

[lifeisfastandwearelazy-blog]

I’d like to address each of these children individually.

Jaimie: Why the fuck would a horse be in the time capsule? No one said anything about a horse you dumb slut.

Connor: Putting a caveman in a time capsule is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. I mean you would open it up and find a rotting corpse. IS THAT WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT, CONNOR?!

James: Do you know how much 100,000 is? A shit ton. that is a shit ton of watches. Who would bother putting 100,000 watches into a time capsule? Use your brain.

Carlos: “some wild west things?” Really? That’s the best you could come up with? I’m glad to see you really put some thought into this. Congrats on your mastery of specifics.

Hillary: You look like a tool. I don’t like you. I bet you’re that kid who reminds the teacher to give out homework. Hillary you little shit.

Elizabeth: Do you even understand the concept of a time capsule? Yeah. I didn’t think so. People don’t just chuck stuff in there willy nilly. they put things in there that will inform future generations about what life was like. They wouldn’t just throw some spare nails and a glue stick in there.

Karen: I don’t have the words to describe how stupid you are. Go play with the worms in the garden.

IS THAT WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT, CONNOR??!?

[trademarknickersoncharm]

OH MY GOD THIS GIF COMPLETES IT

[nancyxbucket-blog]

THE BEST PART IS HOW PEOPLE THINK THAT THIS IS A REAL ARTICLE