YOU FAT CAT

haunted persian that eats all of your pokebeans and then calls you a bitch

[saino-m]

[toffeeeswirls]

[bonitoshark-deactivated20200325]

sheriff shitforbrains & deputy dipshit: the reckoning: full throttle aka ula’ula 911

[nanuguzma-blog]

i wanted to say again thank you for this blog i.... am so happy that someone else loves the sadman and our bug boi

you’re so welcome................... thank u for existing too.... there’s hardly anyone into these sadbois but i love everyone who is 

[nanuguzma-blog]

Headcanon? Headcanon.

Nanu heals most of Team skulls Pokémon- and the grunts themselves, too. 

The Pokécenter in Po town is in absolute ruins, and as hard as the team tries to keep it going with the limited resources they have, it often doesn't cut it: for that reason Nanu has been left with the unofficial role of nurse. Because he's the island kahuna and capable of going just about anywhere without being hassled (unlike the grunts, who are banned from most shops) he often picks up medical supplies to keep stored away- bandages, revives, antidotes, the typical sort of thing you'd need- for when people come to him for help. He doesn't like seeing Pokémon hurt and that extends to their trainers, to a degree. If a trainer isn't happy, neither is their companion. This being said...

The most he can do for humans is give out medicine, bandage wounds and provide impromptu stitches. It's better than leaving it alone and potentially having it develop into something worse, however. He'll give a grunt a few swigs of alcohol (depending on their age) or something to take off the edge, then go to town with a needle and some antiseptic. He learnt a few techniques from his time spent in the police force and for that he works quickly and efficiently. He doesn’t mind doing it, per se, but if the grunts don’t listen to his advice (don’t get the stitches wet and come back so I can remove them) they’re guaranteed to have an even grumpier Nanu on their hands.

[nanuguzma-blog]

FRIENDO! i'm so pumped to finally see a blog for this ship. it became my otp somehow and idk how. im so happy for this. i posted some horrifically dirty hcs a while back, imma @ them to you buddy friendo *fingerguns*

DUDE YOU’RE WELCOME! i’ve been caught up in the game lately so i didn’t see these until now, but i’ll go through and find those hc’s/reblog them onto here (if you’re cool with that) because there’s not enough content 🙏 i’m not sure how it happened either tbqh but the grumps are here to stay

[teamskull4koma]

Rated E for Everyone.

[eliotlime]

mmmore doods

[the-dood]

I’ll never unsee Nanu as Dojima.

[dailyrowlet]

Can you draw Rowlet either with flowers or maybe sitting in a bucket a little muddy. Anything garden themed really, I'd like to use it in the aesthetic I'm making for my Pokemon team! (Credit will be given)

[zacharyseph-deactivated20200726]

NANU IT’S THE GOOD KUSH (source)

[mionnaise]

reupload; 鬼畜メガネ、クチナシおじさん

[grunkleguts]

stupid sexy grunts 

[nanuguzma-blog]

grumpycatshipping is the platonic love of nanu for his persian. or nanu/hand. i dont know which yet

probably both. platonic love for his persian and then... whatever you’d call the relationship he has with his hand 

[nanuguzma-blog]

actually fuckthepoliceshipping could be guzma/looker/nanu hmmmmm.....

..........honestly you’re right 

[nanuguzma-blog]

realistically i feel like the biggest problem nanu and guzma would face in their relationship would be guzma getting meowth/persian hair all over his black clothing, which then leads to him nagging about it endlessly because it RUINS his look and nanu does NOTHING to help 

[nanuguzma-blog]

i want guzma/nanu's ship name to be "fuckthepoliceshipping"

I SNORTED please

‘fuckthepoliceshipping’ sounds like something guzma would think of himself and if anything that makes it even better