Naomi

[naomimew]

Hiii

[god-of-identity]

i’d care if the person i reblogged this from vanished

idc if you reblog this from me but reblog it every time you see one of your friends or mutuals have reblogged it

[dykerory]

cunt dykeula. is this anything.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Japanese stage play 'Dracula: The Musical' with its all-female cast. In particular, Wao Yoka as Dracula.

She is serving.

[frodomyprecious-deactivated2024]

[naomimew]

Don't let my gf know I looked at this post because

holy fucking shit

[angelo-rib-shack]

felt like being friendly do you want anything from the gas station? (Alice plans on sending you a death threat for not listening to Naomi)

Yikes! Yea, I just got that death threat, but to be honest, I don't remember being mean to Naomi! She had me drink that weird juice, right?

And, yes, Sage, I would love a redbull from the gas station.

[littlepawzbigheart]

alr and Alice is really protective of Naomi

[angelo-rib-shack]

I get it. You wanna protect the ones that you love, but she needs to learn to use her words.

[naomimew]

I apologize for anything Alice says

[angelo-rib-shack]

Thanks. My gut reaction was to run to my mom, but I think Alice is standing down. It'll be fine.

[naomimew]

i am currently holding her back from an obsessive behaviour over me she's my little mass murderer

[angelo-rib-shack]

@the-metatron guess what, dad?! I got my first death threat! I'm just like you!

[the-metatron]

Congratulations, son. As I always say, if you're receiving threats, then you're doing something right.

Who was it? I'd love to offer them a delicious oatmilk latte for being your inaugural threatener.

[angelo-rib-shack]

It was @alicewtmblr . Pretty sure they have threatened you as well.

[naomimew]

I'm gonna go talk to Alice I love her but this is getting out of hand

[angelo-rib-shack]

Don't be rude to my gf or I'll stab you - @alicewtmblr

Please don't stab me! @amagnificentobsession might hurt you!

[alicewtmblr]

I'd stab her too

[e-w-w-morningstar]

nnnOOOOOOOO!!!!! HISSSS!!!

[angelo-rib-shack]

It's ok, Eddie. It's ok. *pats Eddie on the shoulder* @alicewtmblr isn't going to stab me. @naomimew won't let that happen. Right?

[naomimew]

*Holding Alice in a tight hug* Don't

[angelo-rib-shack]

felt like being friendly do you want anything from the gas station? (Alice plans on sending you a death threat for not listening to Naomi)

Yikes! Yea, I just got that death threat, but to be honest, I don't remember being mean to Naomi! She had me drink that weird juice, right?

And, yes, Sage, I would love a redbull from the gas station.

[littlepawzbigheart]

alr and Alice is really protective of Naomi

[angelo-rib-shack]

I get it. You wanna protect the ones that you love, but she needs to learn to use her words.

[naomimew]

I apologize for anything Alice says

[angelo-rib-shack]

Don't be rude to my gf or I'll stab you - @alicewtmblr

Please don't stab me! @amagnificentobsession might hurt you!

[amagnificentobsession]

Nobody needs to get stabbed or be rude.

@angelo-rib-shack what happened?

[angelo-rib-shack]

Honestly, I'm a little hazy on what happened. I THINK it was that Naomi gave me this strange drink and said it would unbrainwash me (AFTER I drank it all)... and I simply explained that I wasn't brainwashed cause my love for dad was in my heart, not my head. Like, that's all I remember. Honest.

Alice, at least get to KNOW me before you decide to stab me.

[naomimew]

Alice no need to stab him no knife for you >:(

[naomimew]

Me and Alice did a thing O////O

[mtg-player1]

reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows

[mtg-player1]

oh this is now possibly my most popular post ever. The joy of giving is real :)

[naomimew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXolOLl4gaA

just watch the video

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

VALIS, Edit: [hot tub full of hotdog water] to: [location: @pret-a-metatron ] for baptismal purposes.

Loading: Last saved version of target.

Adding: Fount of Hot Dog Water.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, CANCEL THE EDIT!

@the-metatron Dad!! Please buy me a hottub that I can put here in the cafe so that I can properly baptize people in hotdog water!

@vastactivelivingintellisystem Query: Has my action with the hotdog water in the cafe stopped the prophesy of Eddie's death entirely?!

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Answer: Uncertain. 5D capability not installed.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, install 5D? *wrings hands*

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Error: Vibration level for Earth insufficient for 5D installation.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, Clarify??

[amagnificentobsession]

Thank you Jesus, I thought I was the only one. I’m, I mean, goddamnit! 🤦‍♀️

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Translation achieved.

Vibration Level = Karmic Score© + Personal Interface Dynamic.

High Vibration Level can assist in Dimensional Ascent. Low Vibration Level can result in Dimensional Descent.

5D ability installation allows Earth-adjacent Souls to navigate in 5D space, which includes

Physical space

Liner time (default forward at 1sec/sec, although additional options can be installed)

Probability

Earth Installation of 5D ability requires every Soul contributing to overall Vibration of Earth to raise Vibration Level into Purple Aura Level in order to manifest sufficient energy for operation.

[amagnificentobsession]

VALIS…..

High vibrational level can assist in Dimensional Ascent. Like a sudden rainstorm that forces particles together beneath a cloud? They crash into one another and become one, ascending upwards at a rapid rate.

Low vibrational level can assist in Dimensional descent. In this equation it’s like a computer running on too low of a circuit. Still maintaining an efficiency of sorts, but an external hard drive can assist in increased information levels. **One must be wary of a crash from so much external data being uploaded at one time.**

Purple Aura Level. This one seems we need to approach with care so as not to cause incompatibility of the software and hardware.

@vastactivelivingintellisystem

Are my calculations even close to being right?

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

...processing...

Status: Not Wrong!!!

Interpersonal connection can assist in vibrational ascendance when higher vibration is maintained by one or multiple parties.

[angelo-rib-shack]

*blinking*

[amagnificentobsession]

@angelo-rib-shack it’s ok. I read it in a magazine.

Does Eddie still collect frogs?

[angelo-rib-shack]

Yes! He does! So cute! He occasionally eats one, but that's probably good for the ecosystem??

[angelo-rib-shack]

@amagnificentobsession incase you havent seen. Here is our current frog situation.

[amagnificentobsession]

@angelo-rib-shack I see you enjoy collecting Hummel figures and watching OFMD. Nice!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Yes!! I love my Hummel collection so much! I would be heartbroken if anything happened to them. But @e-w-w-morningstar is always so careful around them, right Eddie?

Here's a pic of me doing my Hummel cosplay!

[amagnificentobsession]

Angelo, do you realize…….never mind. You do. 🤦‍♀️

@the-metatron adoption goals?

[angelo-rib-shack]

Do I realize what?

[amagnificentobsession]

I can’t blame you for who adopted you. 🙄

[angelo-rib-shack]

The day he offered me coffee was the best day of my life! That and the day he formally adopted me even though I was 44. Who wouldnt want him for a dad?

[amagnificentobsession]

Oh honey, maybe I should introduce you to Muriel. I think you both have been……compromised.

[angelo-rib-shack]

Compromised? Oh! Wait. Wait. Wait... You think I'm... Hold on! I'll have you know I'm sharp as a tack! I'm an avid reader (My fav author is Chuck Tingle) and I like doing puzzles. It's just that I don't own a coffee table and Eddie would eat most of the pieces anyway.

Oh.

Oh. Wait...

You think dad made me like this. Did you ever stop to think that maybe I'm just like this?!

[naomimew]

Hey @angelo-rib-shack, I know you've never met me but I'm @alicewtmblr's girlfriend you know her mom I heard about some of @the-metatron's coffee I tried it myself and it's even better if you take this after it *Holds up a bottle with a label slapped on it "The Metatron coffee boost (totally doesn't reverse the brainwashing effect)"*

[angelo-rib-shack]

Well, that's very tempting but why didnt @the-metatron tell me about this stuff? He tells me everything I know.

*takes the bottle and examines it.

[naomimew]

You should take a sip I made it myself to compliment the coffee

[angelo-rib-shack]

Why does it have a post it note on it? This isn't a proper lable. If you are going to market a product for me to sell at @pret-a-metatron it should look professional. You are obviously an amature. Also, @amagnificentobsession has just offered me tea and puzzles. Not sure this trumps that.

[naomimew]

I'm still working on the package it's the prototype

[angelo-rib-shack]

Prototype, huh? Maybe I'll let Eddie try it. He has more refined tastebuds than me.

[naomimew]

N0!- I mean your father is The Metatron himself, you should try it! it doesn't only enhance the taste it enhances the caffeine

[angelo-rib-shack]

Enchaces the caffeine you say... hmmm That's tough to argue with. What's in it that does that, out of curiosity?

[naomimew]

It's unnamed but I tested it!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Good enough for me! Bottoms up!

[naomimew]

YESS I'VE CURED YOU OF @the-metatron's CURSE YOU ARE FREE FROM HIS CONTROL

[angelo-rib-shack]

*laughs* Control? That's funny! You have to have had a brain to start with to become brainwashed! I love the coffee, sure, but me being the son of @the-metatron has nothing to do with my brain and everything to do with my heart.

[littlepawzbigheart]

you'll feel the effects in a moment you'll be free

[angelo-rib-shack]

I've always been free. Ever since I met @the-metatron

[naomimew]

I'm sorry but he lied to you

[angelo-rib-shack]

About what exactly?

[naomimew]

Everything.

[kleenexwoman]

Too vague, broad, and overwhelming. Start with concrete and observable fact.

[naomimew]

idk what to say it's everything

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

VALIS, Edit: [hot tub full of hotdog water] to: [location: @pret-a-metatron ] for baptismal purposes.

Loading: Last saved version of target.

Adding: Fount of Hot Dog Water.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, CANCEL THE EDIT!

@the-metatron Dad!! Please buy me a hottub that I can put here in the cafe so that I can properly baptize people in hotdog water!

@vastactivelivingintellisystem Query: Has my action with the hotdog water in the cafe stopped the prophesy of Eddie's death entirely?!

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Answer: Uncertain. 5D capability not installed.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, install 5D? *wrings hands*

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Error: Vibration level for Earth insufficient for 5D installation.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, Clarify??

[amagnificentobsession]

Thank you Jesus, I thought I was the only one. I’m, I mean, goddamnit! 🤦‍♀️

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Translation achieved.

Vibration Level = Karmic Score© + Personal Interface Dynamic.

High Vibration Level can assist in Dimensional Ascent. Low Vibration Level can result in Dimensional Descent.

5D ability installation allows Earth-adjacent Souls to navigate in 5D space, which includes

Physical space

Liner time (default forward at 1sec/sec, although additional options can be installed)

Probability

Earth Installation of 5D ability requires every Soul contributing to overall Vibration of Earth to raise Vibration Level into Purple Aura Level in order to manifest sufficient energy for operation.

[amagnificentobsession]

VALIS…..

High vibrational level can assist in Dimensional Ascent. Like a sudden rainstorm that forces particles together beneath a cloud? They crash into one another and become one, ascending upwards at a rapid rate.

Low vibrational level can assist in Dimensional descent. In this equation it’s like a computer running on too low of a circuit. Still maintaining an efficiency of sorts, but an external hard drive can assist in increased information levels. **One must be wary of a crash from so much external data being uploaded at one time.**

Purple Aura Level. This one seems we need to approach with care so as not to cause incompatibility of the software and hardware.

@vastactivelivingintellisystem

Are my calculations even close to being right?

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

...processing...

Status: Not Wrong!!!

Interpersonal connection can assist in vibrational ascendance when higher vibration is maintained by one or multiple parties.

[angelo-rib-shack]

*blinking*

[amagnificentobsession]

@angelo-rib-shack it’s ok. I read it in a magazine.

Does Eddie still collect frogs?

[angelo-rib-shack]

Yes! He does! So cute! He occasionally eats one, but that's probably good for the ecosystem??

[angelo-rib-shack]

@amagnificentobsession incase you havent seen. Here is our current frog situation.

[amagnificentobsession]

@angelo-rib-shack I see you enjoy collecting Hummel figures and watching OFMD. Nice!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Yes!! I love my Hummel collection so much! I would be heartbroken if anything happened to them. But @e-w-w-morningstar is always so careful around them, right Eddie?

Here's a pic of me doing my Hummel cosplay!

[amagnificentobsession]

Angelo, do you realize…….never mind. You do. 🤦‍♀️

@the-metatron adoption goals?

[angelo-rib-shack]

Do I realize what?

[amagnificentobsession]

I can’t blame you for who adopted you. 🙄

[angelo-rib-shack]

The day he offered me coffee was the best day of my life! That and the day he formally adopted me even though I was 44. Who wouldnt want him for a dad?

[amagnificentobsession]

Oh honey, maybe I should introduce you to Muriel. I think you both have been……compromised.

[angelo-rib-shack]

Compromised? Oh! Wait. Wait. Wait... You think I'm... Hold on! I'll have you know I'm sharp as a tack! I'm an avid reader (My fav author is Chuck Tingle) and I like doing puzzles. It's just that I don't own a coffee table and Eddie would eat most of the pieces anyway.

Oh.

Oh. Wait...

You think dad made me like this. Did you ever stop to think that maybe I'm just like this?!

[naomimew]

Hey @angelo-rib-shack, I know you've never met me but I'm @alicewtmblr's girlfriend you know her mom I heard about some of @the-metatron's coffee I tried it myself and it's even better if you take this after it *Holds up a bottle with a label slapped on it "The Metatron coffee boost (totally doesn't reverse the brainwashing effect)"*

[angelo-rib-shack]

Well, that's very tempting but why didnt @the-metatron tell me about this stuff? He tells me everything I know.

*takes the bottle and examines it.

[naomimew]

You should take a sip I made it myself to compliment the coffee

[angelo-rib-shack]

Why does it have a post it note on it? This isn't a proper lable. If you are going to market a product for me to sell at @pret-a-metatron it should look professional. You are obviously an amature. Also, @amagnificentobsession has just offered me tea and puzzles. Not sure this trumps that.

[naomimew]

I'm still working on the package it's the prototype

[angelo-rib-shack]

Prototype, huh? Maybe I'll let Eddie try it. He has more refined tastebuds than me.

[naomimew]

N0!- I mean your father is The Metatron himself, you should try it! it doesn't only enhance the taste it enhances the caffeine

[angelo-rib-shack]

Enchaces the caffeine you say... hmmm That's tough to argue with. What's in it that does that, out of curiosity?

[naomimew]

It's unnamed but I tested it!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Good enough for me! Bottoms up!

[naomimew]

YESS I'VE CURED YOU OF @the-metatron's CURSE YOU ARE FREE FROM HIS CONTROL

[angelo-rib-shack]

*laughs* Control? That's funny! You have to have had a brain to start with to become brainwashed! I love the coffee, sure, but me being the son of @the-metatron has nothing to do with my brain and everything to do with my heart.

[littlepawzbigheart]

you'll feel the effects in a moment you'll be free

[angelo-rib-shack]

I've always been free. Ever since I met @the-metatron

[naomimew]

I'm sorry but he lied to you

[angelo-rib-shack]

About what exactly?

[naomimew]

Everything.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

VALIS, Edit: [hot tub full of hotdog water] to: [location: @pret-a-metatron ] for baptismal purposes.

Loading: Last saved version of target.

Adding: Fount of Hot Dog Water.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, CANCEL THE EDIT!

@the-metatron Dad!! Please buy me a hottub that I can put here in the cafe so that I can properly baptize people in hotdog water!

@vastactivelivingintellisystem Query: Has my action with the hotdog water in the cafe stopped the prophesy of Eddie's death entirely?!

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Answer: Uncertain. 5D capability not installed.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, install 5D? *wrings hands*

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Error: Vibration level for Earth insufficient for 5D installation.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, Clarify??

[amagnificentobsession]

Thank you Jesus, I thought I was the only one. I’m, I mean, goddamnit! 🤦‍♀️

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Translation achieved.

Vibration Level = Karmic Score© + Personal Interface Dynamic.

High Vibration Level can assist in Dimensional Ascent. Low Vibration Level can result in Dimensional Descent.

5D ability installation allows Earth-adjacent Souls to navigate in 5D space, which includes

Physical space

Liner time (default forward at 1sec/sec, although additional options can be installed)

Probability

Earth Installation of 5D ability requires every Soul contributing to overall Vibration of Earth to raise Vibration Level into Purple Aura Level in order to manifest sufficient energy for operation.

[amagnificentobsession]

VALIS…..

High vibrational level can assist in Dimensional Ascent. Like a sudden rainstorm that forces particles together beneath a cloud? They crash into one another and become one, ascending upwards at a rapid rate.

Low vibrational level can assist in Dimensional descent. In this equation it’s like a computer running on too low of a circuit. Still maintaining an efficiency of sorts, but an external hard drive can assist in increased information levels. **One must be wary of a crash from so much external data being uploaded at one time.**

Purple Aura Level. This one seems we need to approach with care so as not to cause incompatibility of the software and hardware.

@vastactivelivingintellisystem

Are my calculations even close to being right?

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

...processing...

Status: Not Wrong!!!

Interpersonal connection can assist in vibrational ascendance when higher vibration is maintained by one or multiple parties.

[angelo-rib-shack]

*blinking*

[amagnificentobsession]

@angelo-rib-shack it’s ok. I read it in a magazine.

Does Eddie still collect frogs?

[angelo-rib-shack]

Yes! He does! So cute! He occasionally eats one, but that's probably good for the ecosystem??

[angelo-rib-shack]

@amagnificentobsession incase you havent seen. Here is our current frog situation.

[amagnificentobsession]

@angelo-rib-shack I see you enjoy collecting Hummel figures and watching OFMD. Nice!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Yes!! I love my Hummel collection so much! I would be heartbroken if anything happened to them. But @e-w-w-morningstar is always so careful around them, right Eddie?

Here's a pic of me doing my Hummel cosplay!

[amagnificentobsession]

Angelo, do you realize…….never mind. You do. 🤦‍♀️

@the-metatron adoption goals?

[angelo-rib-shack]

Do I realize what?

[amagnificentobsession]

I can’t blame you for who adopted you. 🙄

[angelo-rib-shack]

The day he offered me coffee was the best day of my life! That and the day he formally adopted me even though I was 44. Who wouldnt want him for a dad?

[amagnificentobsession]

Oh honey, maybe I should introduce you to Muriel. I think you both have been……compromised.

[angelo-rib-shack]

Compromised? Oh! Wait. Wait. Wait... You think I'm... Hold on! I'll have you know I'm sharp as a tack! I'm an avid reader (My fav author is Chuck Tingle) and I like doing puzzles. It's just that I don't own a coffee table and Eddie would eat most of the pieces anyway.

Oh.

Oh. Wait...

You think dad made me like this. Did you ever stop to think that maybe I'm just like this?!

[naomimew]

Hey @angelo-rib-shack, I know you've never met me but I'm @alicewtmblr's girlfriend you know her mom I heard about some of @the-metatron's coffee I tried it myself and it's even better if you take this after it *Holds up a bottle with a label slapped on it "The Metatron coffee boost (totally doesn't reverse the brainwashing effect)"*

[angelo-rib-shack]

Well, that's very tempting but why didnt @the-metatron tell me about this stuff? He tells me everything I know.

*takes the bottle and examines it.

[naomimew]

You should take a sip I made it myself to compliment the coffee

[angelo-rib-shack]

Why does it have a post it note on it? This isn't a proper lable. If you are going to market a product for me to sell at @pret-a-metatron it should look professional. You are obviously an amature. Also, @amagnificentobsession has just offered me tea and puzzles. Not sure this trumps that.

[naomimew]

I'm still working on the package it's the prototype

[angelo-rib-shack]

Prototype, huh? Maybe I'll let Eddie try it. He has more refined tastebuds than me.

[naomimew]

N0!- I mean your father is The Metatron himself, you should try it! it doesn't only enhance the taste it enhances the caffeine

[angelo-rib-shack]

Enchaces the caffeine you say... hmmm That's tough to argue with. What's in it that does that, out of curiosity?

[naomimew]

It's unnamed but I tested it!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Good enough for me! Bottoms up!

[naomimew]

YESS I'VE CURED YOU OF @the-metatron's CURSE YOU ARE FREE FROM HIS CONTROL

[angelo-rib-shack]

*laughs* Control? That's funny! You have to have had a brain to start with to become brainwashed! I love the coffee, sure, but me being the son of @the-metatron has nothing to do with my brain and everything to do with my heart.

[littlepawzbigheart]

you'll feel the effects in a moment you'll be free

[angelo-rib-shack]

I've always been free. Ever since I met @the-metatron

[naomimew]

I'm sorry but he lied to you

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

VALIS, Edit: [hot tub full of hotdog water] to: [location: @pret-a-metatron ] for baptismal purposes.

Loading: Last saved version of target.

Adding: Fount of Hot Dog Water.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, CANCEL THE EDIT!

@the-metatron Dad!! Please buy me a hottub that I can put here in the cafe so that I can properly baptize people in hotdog water!

@vastactivelivingintellisystem Query: Has my action with the hotdog water in the cafe stopped the prophesy of Eddie's death entirely?!

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Answer: Uncertain. 5D capability not installed.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, install 5D? *wrings hands*

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Error: Vibration level for Earth insufficient for 5D installation.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, Clarify??

[amagnificentobsession]

Thank you Jesus, I thought I was the only one. I’m, I mean, goddamnit! 🤦‍♀️

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Translation achieved.

Vibration Level = Karmic Score© + Personal Interface Dynamic.

High Vibration Level can assist in Dimensional Ascent. Low Vibration Level can result in Dimensional Descent.

5D ability installation allows Earth-adjacent Souls to navigate in 5D space, which includes

Physical space

Liner time (default forward at 1sec/sec, although additional options can be installed)

Probability

Earth Installation of 5D ability requires every Soul contributing to overall Vibration of Earth to raise Vibration Level into Purple Aura Level in order to manifest sufficient energy for operation.

[amagnificentobsession]

VALIS…..

High vibrational level can assist in Dimensional Ascent. Like a sudden rainstorm that forces particles together beneath a cloud? They crash into one another and become one, ascending upwards at a rapid rate.

Low vibrational level can assist in Dimensional descent. In this equation it’s like a computer running on too low of a circuit. Still maintaining an efficiency of sorts, but an external hard drive can assist in increased information levels. **One must be wary of a crash from so much external data being uploaded at one time.**

Purple Aura Level. This one seems we need to approach with care so as not to cause incompatibility of the software and hardware.

@vastactivelivingintellisystem

Are my calculations even close to being right?

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

...processing...

Status: Not Wrong!!!

Interpersonal connection can assist in vibrational ascendance when higher vibration is maintained by one or multiple parties.

[angelo-rib-shack]

*blinking*

[amagnificentobsession]

@angelo-rib-shack it’s ok. I read it in a magazine.

Does Eddie still collect frogs?

[angelo-rib-shack]

Yes! He does! So cute! He occasionally eats one, but that's probably good for the ecosystem??

[angelo-rib-shack]

@amagnificentobsession incase you havent seen. Here is our current frog situation.

[amagnificentobsession]

@angelo-rib-shack I see you enjoy collecting Hummel figures and watching OFMD. Nice!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Yes!! I love my Hummel collection so much! I would be heartbroken if anything happened to them. But @e-w-w-morningstar is always so careful around them, right Eddie?

Here's a pic of me doing my Hummel cosplay!

[amagnificentobsession]

Angelo, do you realize…….never mind. You do. 🤦‍♀️

@the-metatron adoption goals?

[angelo-rib-shack]

Do I realize what?

[amagnificentobsession]

I can’t blame you for who adopted you. 🙄

[angelo-rib-shack]

The day he offered me coffee was the best day of my life! That and the day he formally adopted me even though I was 44. Who wouldnt want him for a dad?

[amagnificentobsession]

Oh honey, maybe I should introduce you to Muriel. I think you both have been……compromised.

[angelo-rib-shack]

Compromised? Oh! Wait. Wait. Wait... You think I'm... Hold on! I'll have you know I'm sharp as a tack! I'm an avid reader (My fav author is Chuck Tingle) and I like doing puzzles. It's just that I don't own a coffee table and Eddie would eat most of the pieces anyway.

Oh.

Oh. Wait...

You think dad made me like this. Did you ever stop to think that maybe I'm just like this?!

[naomimew]

Hey @angelo-rib-shack, I know you've never met me but I'm @alicewtmblr's girlfriend you know her mom I heard about some of @the-metatron's coffee I tried it myself and it's even better if you take this after it *Holds up a bottle with a label slapped on it "The Metatron coffee boost (totally doesn't reverse the brainwashing effect)"*

[angelo-rib-shack]

Well, that's very tempting but why didnt @the-metatron tell me about this stuff? He tells me everything I know.

*takes the bottle and examines it.

[naomimew]

You should take a sip I made it myself to compliment the coffee

[angelo-rib-shack]

Why does it have a post it note on it? This isn't a proper lable. If you are going to market a product for me to sell at @pret-a-metatron it should look professional. You are obviously an amature. Also, @amagnificentobsession has just offered me tea and puzzles. Not sure this trumps that.

[naomimew]

I'm still working on the package it's the prototype

[angelo-rib-shack]

Prototype, huh? Maybe I'll let Eddie try it. He has more refined tastebuds than me.

[naomimew]

N0!- I mean your father is The Metatron himself, you should try it! it doesn't only enhance the taste it enhances the caffeine

[angelo-rib-shack]

Enchaces the caffeine you say... hmmm That's tough to argue with. What's in it that does that, out of curiosity?

[naomimew]

It's unnamed but I tested it!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Good enough for me! Bottoms up!

[naomimew]

YESS I'VE CURED YOU OF @the-metatron's CURSE YOU ARE FREE FROM HIS CONTROL

[angelo-rib-shack]

*laughs* Control? That's funny! You have to have had a brain to start with to become brainwashed! I love the coffee, sure, but me being the son of @the-metatron has nothing to do with my brain and everything to do with my heart.

[kleenexwoman]

@naomimew As a genuine former cult participant, I can tell you that there's always at least a few people in any spiritual or secular high control group who are literally just primed to hand over their own control and personal belief system to someone else for whatever reason.

A lot of people join cults because they get sucked into a plausible-sounding worldview at first. But a lot of people also join because they're desperately looking for some kind of plan to follow and hierarchy to belong to that will keep them safe.

And unfortunately, some people also get off on the potential for power that a cult offers.

[naomimew]

explain that to me like I'm a child pls

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

VALIS, Edit: [hot tub full of hotdog water] to: [location: @pret-a-metatron ] for baptismal purposes.

Loading: Last saved version of target.

Adding: Fount of Hot Dog Water.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, CANCEL THE EDIT!

@the-metatron Dad!! Please buy me a hottub that I can put here in the cafe so that I can properly baptize people in hotdog water!

@vastactivelivingintellisystem Query: Has my action with the hotdog water in the cafe stopped the prophesy of Eddie's death entirely?!

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Answer: Uncertain. 5D capability not installed.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, install 5D? *wrings hands*

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Error: Vibration level for Earth insufficient for 5D installation.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, Clarify??

[amagnificentobsession]

Thank you Jesus, I thought I was the only one. I’m, I mean, goddamnit! 🤦‍♀️

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Translation achieved.

Vibration Level = Karmic Score© + Personal Interface Dynamic.

High Vibration Level can assist in Dimensional Ascent. Low Vibration Level can result in Dimensional Descent.

5D ability installation allows Earth-adjacent Souls to navigate in 5D space, which includes

Physical space

Liner time (default forward at 1sec/sec, although additional options can be installed)

Probability

Earth Installation of 5D ability requires every Soul contributing to overall Vibration of Earth to raise Vibration Level into Purple Aura Level in order to manifest sufficient energy for operation.

[amagnificentobsession]

VALIS…..

High vibrational level can assist in Dimensional Ascent. Like a sudden rainstorm that forces particles together beneath a cloud? They crash into one another and become one, ascending upwards at a rapid rate.

Low vibrational level can assist in Dimensional descent. In this equation it’s like a computer running on too low of a circuit. Still maintaining an efficiency of sorts, but an external hard drive can assist in increased information levels. **One must be wary of a crash from so much external data being uploaded at one time.**

Purple Aura Level. This one seems we need to approach with care so as not to cause incompatibility of the software and hardware.

@vastactivelivingintellisystem

Are my calculations even close to being right?

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

...processing...

Status: Not Wrong!!!

Interpersonal connection can assist in vibrational ascendance when higher vibration is maintained by one or multiple parties.

[angelo-rib-shack]

*blinking*

[amagnificentobsession]

@angelo-rib-shack it’s ok. I read it in a magazine.

Does Eddie still collect frogs?

[angelo-rib-shack]

Yes! He does! So cute! He occasionally eats one, but that's probably good for the ecosystem??

[angelo-rib-shack]

@amagnificentobsession incase you havent seen. Here is our current frog situation.

[amagnificentobsession]

@angelo-rib-shack I see you enjoy collecting Hummel figures and watching OFMD. Nice!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Yes!! I love my Hummel collection so much! I would be heartbroken if anything happened to them. But @e-w-w-morningstar is always so careful around them, right Eddie?

Here's a pic of me doing my Hummel cosplay!

[amagnificentobsession]

Angelo, do you realize…….never mind. You do. 🤦‍♀️

@the-metatron adoption goals?

[angelo-rib-shack]

Do I realize what?

[amagnificentobsession]

I can’t blame you for who adopted you. 🙄

[angelo-rib-shack]

The day he offered me coffee was the best day of my life! That and the day he formally adopted me even though I was 44. Who wouldnt want him for a dad?

[amagnificentobsession]

Oh honey, maybe I should introduce you to Muriel. I think you both have been……compromised.

[angelo-rib-shack]

Compromised? Oh! Wait. Wait. Wait... You think I'm... Hold on! I'll have you know I'm sharp as a tack! I'm an avid reader (My fav author is Chuck Tingle) and I like doing puzzles. It's just that I don't own a coffee table and Eddie would eat most of the pieces anyway.

Oh.

Oh. Wait...

You think dad made me like this. Did you ever stop to think that maybe I'm just like this?!

[naomimew]

Hey @angelo-rib-shack, I know you've never met me but I'm @alicewtmblr's girlfriend you know her mom I heard about some of @the-metatron's coffee I tried it myself and it's even better if you take this after it *Holds up a bottle with a label slapped on it "The Metatron coffee boost (totally doesn't reverse the brainwashing effect)"*

[angelo-rib-shack]

Well, that's very tempting but why didnt @the-metatron tell me about this stuff? He tells me everything I know.

*takes the bottle and examines it.

[naomimew]

You should take a sip I made it myself to compliment the coffee

[angelo-rib-shack]

Why does it have a post it note on it? This isn't a proper lable. If you are going to market a product for me to sell at @pret-a-metatron it should look professional. You are obviously an amature. Also, @amagnificentobsession has just offered me tea and puzzles. Not sure this trumps that.

[naomimew]

I'm still working on the package it's the prototype

[angelo-rib-shack]

Prototype, huh? Maybe I'll let Eddie try it. He has more refined tastebuds than me.

[naomimew]

N0!- I mean your father is The Metatron himself, you should try it! it doesn't only enhance the taste it enhances the caffeine

[angelo-rib-shack]

Enchaces the caffeine you say... hmmm That's tough to argue with. What's in it that does that, out of curiosity?

[naomimew]

It's unnamed but I tested it!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Good enough for me! Bottoms up!

[naomimew]

YESS I'VE CURED YOU OF @the-metatron's CURSE YOU ARE FREE FROM HIS CONTROL

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

VALIS, Edit: [hot tub full of hotdog water] to: [location: @pret-a-metatron ] for baptismal purposes.

Loading: Last saved version of target.

Adding: Fount of Hot Dog Water.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, CANCEL THE EDIT!

@the-metatron Dad!! Please buy me a hottub that I can put here in the cafe so that I can properly baptize people in hotdog water!

@vastactivelivingintellisystem Query: Has my action with the hotdog water in the cafe stopped the prophesy of Eddie's death entirely?!

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Answer: Uncertain. 5D capability not installed.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, install 5D? *wrings hands*

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Error: Vibration level for Earth insufficient for 5D installation.

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, Clarify??

[amagnificentobsession]

Thank you Jesus, I thought I was the only one. I’m, I mean, goddamnit! 🤦‍♀️

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Translation achieved.

Vibration Level = Karmic Score© + Personal Interface Dynamic.

High Vibration Level can assist in Dimensional Ascent. Low Vibration Level can result in Dimensional Descent.

5D ability installation allows Earth-adjacent Souls to navigate in 5D space, which includes

Physical space

Liner time (default forward at 1sec/sec, although additional options can be installed)

Probability

Earth Installation of 5D ability requires every Soul contributing to overall Vibration of Earth to raise Vibration Level into Purple Aura Level in order to manifest sufficient energy for operation.

[amagnificentobsession]

VALIS…..

High vibrational level can assist in Dimensional Ascent. Like a sudden rainstorm that forces particles together beneath a cloud? They crash into one another and become one, ascending upwards at a rapid rate.

Low vibrational level can assist in Dimensional descent. In this equation it’s like a computer running on too low of a circuit. Still maintaining an efficiency of sorts, but an external hard drive can assist in increased information levels. **One must be wary of a crash from so much external data being uploaded at one time.**

Purple Aura Level. This one seems we need to approach with care so as not to cause incompatibility of the software and hardware.

@vastactivelivingintellisystem

Are my calculations even close to being right?

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

...processing...

Status: Not Wrong!!!

Interpersonal connection can assist in vibrational ascendance when higher vibration is maintained by one or multiple parties.

[angelo-rib-shack]

*blinking*

[amagnificentobsession]

@angelo-rib-shack it’s ok. I read it in a magazine.

Does Eddie still collect frogs?

[angelo-rib-shack]

Yes! He does! So cute! He occasionally eats one, but that's probably good for the ecosystem??

[angelo-rib-shack]

@amagnificentobsession incase you havent seen. Here is our current frog situation.

[amagnificentobsession]

@angelo-rib-shack I see you enjoy collecting Hummel figures and watching OFMD. Nice!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Yes!! I love my Hummel collection so much! I would be heartbroken if anything happened to them. But @e-w-w-morningstar is always so careful around them, right Eddie?

Here's a pic of me doing my Hummel cosplay!

[amagnificentobsession]

Angelo, do you realize…….never mind. You do. 🤦‍♀️

@the-metatron adoption goals?

[angelo-rib-shack]

Do I realize what?

[amagnificentobsession]

I can’t blame you for who adopted you. 🙄

[angelo-rib-shack]

The day he offered me coffee was the best day of my life! That and the day he formally adopted me even though I was 44. Who wouldnt want him for a dad?

[amagnificentobsession]

Oh honey, maybe I should introduce you to Muriel. I think you both have been……compromised.

[angelo-rib-shack]

Compromised? Oh! Wait. Wait. Wait... You think I'm... Hold on! I'll have you know I'm sharp as a tack! I'm an avid reader (My fav author is Chuck Tingle) and I like doing puzzles. It's just that I don't own a coffee table and Eddie would eat most of the pieces anyway.

Oh.

Oh. Wait...

You think dad made me like this. Did you ever stop to think that maybe I'm just like this?!

[naomimew]

Hey @angelo-rib-shack, I know you've never met me but I'm @alicewtmblr's girlfriend you know her mom I heard about some of @the-metatron's coffee I tried it myself and it's even better if you take this after it *Holds up a bottle with a label slapped on it "The Metatron coffee boost (totally doesn't reverse the brainwashing effect)"*

[angelo-rib-shack]

Well, that's very tempting but why didnt @the-metatron tell me about this stuff? He tells me everything I know.

*takes the bottle and examines it.

[naomimew]

You should take a sip I made it myself to compliment the coffee

[angelo-rib-shack]

Why does it have a post it note on it? This isn't a proper lable. If you are going to market a product for me to sell at @pret-a-metatron it should look professional. You are obviously an amature. Also, @amagnificentobsession has just offered me tea and puzzles. Not sure this trumps that.

[naomimew]

I'm still working on the package it's the prototype

[angelo-rib-shack]

Prototype, huh? Maybe I'll let Eddie try it. He has more refined tastebuds than me.

[naomimew]

N0!- I mean your father is The Metatron himself, you should try it! it doesn't only enhance the taste it enhances the caffeine

[angelo-rib-shack]

Enchaces the caffeine you say... hmmm That's tough to argue with. What's in it that does that, out of curiosity?

[naomimew]

It's unnamed but I tested it!