I have no idea what I'm doing

please send help 🙏 18+ Scottish V.tired any pronouns

[wizardshark]

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

[blappature-executive]

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[calicohyde]

i hate when ppl act like the only reason to not like a "sad" ending is because you can't take it or whatever. personally as a tragedy enjoyer, i hate a poorly written ending. i hate an ending that is just kind of a bummer. i hate an ending that feels mean-spirited to the audience. i hate an ending that's redundant. i love a sad ending that is thematically consistent, poignant, and bespoke to the rest of its narrative.

[the-fallen-blue]

#if you've got to earn a happy ending you've got to earn a sad one too

[graytaloty]

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

[habbadax]

You wish you were me

[habbadax]

I can do it on rocks also

[haunteddollsgeorg]

I thought I might share one of my new tattoos. A couple years ago, a dear friend and I coined the term “fish bag moment”

A fish bag moment might be sitting all alone in an empty new apartment after coming out and upending your life, or starting a new job in a brand new line of work because it’s closer to your dreams

It’s what happens when you take a leap of faith or make a hard decision for yourself, when the future is so hard to visualize and everything feels scary. You’re just a fish in a bag and you can’t see where you’re going

But you’re on your way to a bigger aquarium

[haunteddollsgeorg]

In honor of a relatively unexpected and sudden transition in my life, I tried my hand at sculpting my beloved fish bag. Let’s hope the kiln is kind ❤️

[haunteddollsgeorg]

It didn’t just survive the kiln, it thrived ❤️ to anyone out there who needs to hear it right now, rest assured: even if the path forward seems unclear, you’re on your way, and I’m proud of you

[demilypyro]

i always wonder where the repeated push to make Spider-Man have organic webs even comes from. inventing the web shooters always felt like a core Peter Parker moment to me, him using the nerdiness he got bullied for to establish himself, yknow. what's the benefit in having the webs be organic? is it somehow beneficial to the finance side of things? i would assume the opposite; how you gonna sell web shooter toys without web shooters?

[nerathul]

Apparently Sam Rami thought it was unrealistic a poor teenager could invent such a revolutionary things; also stay poor after doing so.

Also possibly wanting a metaphor for puberty and night emission???

[demilypyro]

SPIDER CUM?????

[feyd-meowtha]

[rabbitkinglune777]

more towel girl

[darkvoodou]

Everything’s fine over here in the Earth Kingdom

[bloodraven55]

we love a clingy gf

[bloodraven55]

and she’s smooth as hell too

[oobbbear]

[oobbbear]

Apparently a lot of you guys eat peels🧍‍♂️

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

okay but do snakes have 2 dicks, or do they just have (1) pronged/forked dick? i am receiving conflicting accounts; I need RELIABLE snake penis facts.

save me tumblr reptile enthusiasts save me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

MOBIUS DICK?????

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[nudityandnerdery]

This seems like a good post to include this link on:

Your Cookware Got Worse On Purpose

One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still wort

Talking about popular kitchenware companies undergoing enshittification, and gives you a list of brands towards the end that are more reliable.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

GitHub - zoicware/RemoveWindowsAI: Force Remove Copilot, Recall and More in Windows 11

Force Remove Copilot, Recall and More in Windows 11 - zoicware/RemoveWindowsAI

[creechie]

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

[the-future-is-chrome]

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

[pukicho]

I graduated top of my class sumo cum loud

[ladytherottie-shoe]

I love it when my boyfriend pops my eardrums whilst fucking me raw

[pukicho]

WE KNOW

[jewfrogs]

recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

[thegunlady]

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

[seraph5]

My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’

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[demilypyro]

It's because she was originally an Inhuman but the Inhumans aren't popular. Ms. Marvel IS popular so they ended up distancing her from the Inhumans as much as possible, eventually making her an X-Man instead because the X-Men sell better. They then changed her powers in the MCU because light powers are cheaper to CG and test better with mainstream audiences than her weird gross shapeshifting, even though her powers being weird and gross is thematically important to her character. They then changed her comic powers to match the MCU ones for synergy's sake.

Kamala's often been a victim of her own success, executive mishandling squeezing all the nuance and intention out of her character. Many such cases. The suits will back off and we'll get a good writer for her again eventually. Hopefully. Her Tokon appearance having her classic shapeshifting powers and original costume is a good sign that the initial design intentions are iconic enough to survive. Just like Spider-Man never keeps organic webs, Ms. Marvel will retain her shapeshifting.

[awawawawa-type-girl]

Well. The funny part is that she came out of a MAJOR push to bring inhumans to the center, by way of... having them be x-men. Like, while terrigen was a pre-existing thing, the whole "terrigen storms that randomly make people inhuman" thing was a very new concept that kinda just... made them conceptually the same as mutants, a random "empowering" event that could happen anywhere at any time. And this whole thing started bc some fucking exec at marvel HATED the X-Men... because Sony had their film rights and so they weren't making them more Disney Billions. And he wanted to shoehorn the Inhumans into being Basically Just X-Men so THEY could make Disney Billions instead. When he got fired this push went with him, and so inhumans got quietly shuffled back to Not That Much Prominence, and their biggest breakout got shuffled over to X-men territory.

[demilypyro]

That's interesting. I do think Ms. Marvel partially got so popular because she *wasn't* an X-Man back then. The X-Men have so much friggin lore that Kamala getting her origin far away from them probably helped with getting new people on board. It certainly made her more appealing to me.

I don't really mind Kamala being a mutant, it doesn't actually materially matter, but at this point it just feels super wrapped up with the powers thing, not to mention how her time with the X-Men feels like it strongly de-emphasized her individuality. It feels like she's just one of the dozens of rotating X-Men now. I miss Ms. Marvel, the hometown hero of Jersey City.