ya ok but whos hand is warmer

hide ya kids n hide ya wife im comin to take ya land

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Anna Rubin, Samantha Farrell, Robert Dillon, Malachi Thompson

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To all my h8ers lol

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Cancer sucks tbh

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Well, after my 100 days period, I abdicated the throne again *sigh* Bye losers #sainthelena1815

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Guess who's back oh yeah #paris1815

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Well this sucks :/ I've been exiled :( #elba1814

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U r really ugly lol

Wow thx m8 but at least i get more ladies than u so who is the real winner here lol

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Get ur hand out of ur shirt m8 seriously what the heck.

im srry do u have a problem with my hand bc i have no problem with slapping u in the face with it??? lmao ur out nerd my hand is warmer than urs.

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Campaigns of... Me ::

*1800-1804 period of consulate* Countrysides of Italy and Boulogne. *1804-1814 period of the empire* Countrysides of Germany, Prussia, Poland, Austria, Russia, France, and the war of Spain. *1814-1815 100 days period* Countryside of Belgium

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I truly believe the legal system is better because I am the leader

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I'm getting rid of the caste system and bringing in the napoleonic code all of you peasants better be thankful or so help me

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Hey guyssss Um yeah our new state religion is gonna be Roman Catholicism and if you could cooperate that would be amazing :)

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My armies are comin to steal yo land

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1804 was my yeah bruh I crowned myself emperor of France

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Fighting with your best friend<<<<

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Ayyyyy guess what? Pasquale Paoli is my new bff ;) I stole him from my brother

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I always knew I would graduate early I'm such a military genius you all should be very jealous