The Randomizer ✨

Multi-Fandom (Side acc: prettypinkeyes)

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Thick William Sketch!!

here’s a thicc william sketch I did. for the speech bubble, I had him tell mark “don’t be weird” but I figured you could imagine whatever.

It’s the way I could give you a big fat kiss on the mouth right now. OH MY GOD!!

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Maneater omega William and his three alphas that are lowkey scared of him when he goes into heat. He has a tendency of biting and not letting go.

(In my AU omegas have teeth that sharpen during their heat just in case they have to fight off any unwanted alphas)

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I wanted to be petty or whatever to that one anon, but I am deleting that post. Not me running from accountability, but rather, accepting my mistakes.

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I absolutely adore people that actually take the time out of their day to explain something from their view, instead of the other two. Now I can admit, shamefully, that that post I made can come off as very hateful, and I do regret it. I apologize to any Argentinians that have seen that post, because I see why it came off the way it did.

I’m not saying this just to get the heat off of my back. That last ask, was genuinely an awakening for me.

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Im honestly not surprised at your lame attempt of humor, of course all you people from the u.s.a, england, etc. think that joke is funny bc you love bombing and invading other countries 🫶🏻💕 another reminder that being a poc doesnt mean you dont benefit from the imperialism your countries ennact on the rest of the world, by doing this you show you dont gaf about the poc in our countries either and laughing at our people this way when you constantly meddle w our elections and economy is a low blow. You can be against a fútbol team 100% but that doesnt give you an excuse to be a horrible person. Get better jokes and coping mechanisms

Honey. I hate America in every possible way. If I could move. I would. But thank you for actually articulating your complaint in a normal way. I can understand your pov, and I can genuinely say, that I did not mean it that way. I’m sorry it came off in a ‘dick riding America and England while bullying a lesser country and its residents’ instead of what I intended. Once again thanks for not acting like the other two :)

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How have I pissed people off on two accounts. First it was about Jensen Ackles Botox and then about me saying Argentina is worth about 500 dollars. Hello?

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Blonde bear Rick- hold on. Don’t you scroll past this greatness- with his slim thick twink William, except, they’re both in their mid thirties. Milf William and Bear Rick. WALK WITH ME!!!

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I’m gonna end it all. Not cause I’m sad it’s hot as FUCK and I’m sleepy from an all nighter. I’m so irritated. And it’s my own doing😒 that’s what irritates me the most

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My auntie (the one who got her shit rocked) said she seen stars when that fist connected. Boy I tell ya.

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My mama just dropped this absolute bs story mid road trip

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CORRECTION! She had my mama pinned via elbow to throat

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My mama just dropped this absolute bs story mid road trip

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We’re reaching levels of infantilization (thats probably not how you spell it. You know what I’m saying!!) that I haven’t seen. Please remember Jude is a GROWN man!! Quit babying him!!

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My all time favorite trope, is pregnancy kicking the mama’s ass the entire time, just for the baby to pop out looking like a carbon copy of the father. I like to think it happened to William THREE TIMES, Mark Rex and Rick. He mad as hell

(But then on the fifth one William finally gets his mini me)

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I feel like fanfiction should have its limits. I know it’s a very slippery slope, and most don’t want to admit it, it’s not inherently bad to read fics on real people. What IS strange however, is writing rape/raceplay fics OF said real people. Please at least be decently normal about it. Stick to omegaverse and mpreg, something.

(Let me specify something before someone else hops in my inbox telling me to kms. If you wanna read that. So be it man I don’t care what you do. Go ahead. But you do see how it’s weird right?)

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Anyways!! Progression on Poker Face continues! I know I haven’t posted about it in like forever, but I’ve cut the ships down to two. (Sorry Rick! One of your ships got cut, I have like three Willrick fics I’m planning though)

William/Rex/Mark and William/Rick/Mark. I’ve gained back my motivation to write fics, so it will hopefully be out soon, I can’t make any promises.

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I was actually gonna delete that post, cause I didn’t feel like dealing with the trouble. But now I’m keeping that shit up forever. If you don’t like my ‘humor’, and or find it offensive to you personally, please block me and move along. I don’t mind.

I made a joke about how bad the economy in Argentina is…and that led to someone writing paragraphs in my inbox on how I should kill myself. The jokes write themselves I suppose.

This is my final post on this situation. I’m not entertaining it any further.

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hope you choke on that colonialist imperialist dick you like sucking so much and die with their rotten cum down your throat!!

Not sure if this is the same person or not, wouldn’t be surprised if it was. But I just want you to know, I got a great laugh out of this. You’re hilarious whoever you are. Also, I’m a lesbian. I don’t suck dick. Don’t be a pussy, come off of Anonymous.