im dead fuck off

tumblr is fucking garbo

[meme-theft]

[oddityball]

I LOVE THAT THEY KEEP PICKING UP MORE OMG

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

Man, The Spiderverse movie looks rough as hell.

[vanillawillow]

Did anyone else want that random deadpool to join in?

[retrogamingblog]

 Gamecube Arcade Station from McDonalds

[retrogamingblog]

Nintendo Still Life Paintings made by Lizustration

[browsedankmemes]

Bravest little guy. via /r/memes http://ift.tt/2A8myoU

[narc0tixx]

i am gay. stick a cock in my ass. fuckin GAAAAAAY.

[bluedogdown]

the ending is the real terror and yes i did fucking die

shouldnt have laughed at him

[mysharona1987]

[its-me-bexy]

THEY WERE GOING TO GIVE HER TENTACLES BUT CHICKENED OUT

[loonaticomadreado]

Blizzard you fucked up, like, what’s your excuse? Animating them? Cowards

[elonmuskisabitch]

blizzard knows what y’all are like this was an act of mercy 

[sa2ha]

listen to their lore

[zackisontumblr]

uhh….

[wanderingw0lf13]

yoooooooooooooooooooooooo what in the fuck

[john-x-doe]

Judging by the “oh boy” this ain’t the first wild text she’s sent him

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

2017 may be a crap year, but there’s a steady increase in calling out ‘cute’ misandry on this website and I’m 100% here for this Hot New Trend.

[smuganimebitch]

haikubot keeps reblogging from hungarian fascists and i’m getting a really bad vibe

this isn’t a joke or a shitpost. a cute robot isn’t fun if it’s reblogging literal fascist propaganda

[smuganimebitch]

like i’m pretty sure that the dude who runs the bot is hungarian which makes it extra suspicious. and i know the bot draws from a follow list of blogs that the bot reads

which means hungarian fascists are either on the list or the guy running it doesn’t care enough to write code to filter them out of the list

either way it’s a bad look for a bot when i’m not sure if the person running it is a fascist or not

[smuganimebitch]

haiku bot reblogs posts from literal fascists that is a bad look

[haiku-robot]

haiku bot reblogs posts from literal fascists that is a bad look

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[renamon]

peak 2017 is making callout posts for bots

[narc0tixx]

how do i delete acc

cause everytime i try it it goes to “page not found”

[narc0tixx]

its been fun yall but its time for me to go

[bipolaroid]

dinners ready

[lakidaa]

( ._.)./ an explanation: 

The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute. 

The disorder is called Megaesophagus. 

Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock. 

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

EATIN’ SOCK

[pluckychicken]

ALWAYS REBLOG THE EATIN’ SOCK

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

EATIN’ SOCK IM CRYING

[lornagonigall]

@ninatastic @p-a-x

[overthinkingforfunandprofit]

Y’know, I really appreciate Urbosa’s characterization in BOTW. Instead of making her that inappropriately flirty cougar type that Nintendo is so fond of using, (I’m looking at you great fairies,) they just kinda made her the mom?

I mean, look at her. “Well, I’m sorry your mom died of a plot contrivance, and your father is an ulcerated dickblister, but good news, you’re mine now. I’m gonna buy you so many books. Do your chores and you can steer the Divine beast. Then we can braid each other’s hair and throw rotten fruit at men from Gerudo town’s walls. Link you better protect my precious daughter or I’ll crush your fucking skull between my thighs.” Like, I’m imagining Riju making a pilgrimage to meet her ancestor’s spirit and the first thing Urbosa says to her is, “Did you eat breakfast this morning? Hold on I’ll make you some porridge.”

[pink-chai-deactivated20190207]

I approve of this new Animal Crossing universe in which Tom Nook finally crosses over into demanding your real-ass money