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This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

starsfadingbutilingeron

honestly same

moma

greggaraki

who is going to ride or die for me this hard

colourofoctober

ok but like what I have never understood is why this was such a big deal… like we eat ice cream all the time and it’s no biggie?!?!!! HOW FREAKIN COLD WAS IT?!!??

charleydriftwood

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trying on new jeans in the fitting room

chessys

people meeting me and not instantly falling in love is a personal attack and its coming from all fronts

writing-prompt-s

Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do.

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no, no- imagine how amazing this would be! you’re average- but the key here is at EVERYTHING you try and do

try and get the cure to cancer? well, aint a fingers snap and done cure but its a cure. doctors worldwide are astounded

try and learn how to communicate with an alien race? well, youre not fluent but its passing and humanity hasnt even invented deep space flight- you just managed to get their signal and have a chat

want to fly? well- youre a bit wobbly but goddamn its working

being average at everything is amazing bc if we assume anything you try works then eveything is at least working a bit

jewishdragon

Jack of all trades, master of none, better than a master of one

metalhearted

intimatesuggestions

are you a stay in or go out kind of person? a making playlists for your partner or singing songs for them kind of person? a long drives or long walks together kind of person? a rose or carnation kind of person? a hugs or a kisses kind of person? an intertwining fingers or a locked palms kind of person?

mydeddyalabama

is tumblr like pixelating certain images for yall

trapcard

i thought this was a new like aesthetic thing lmaoo

lionspride

this website is so jacked we can’t even tell what’s bugs and what’s just the new meme going around.

glutenfreelesbian

yeah i know my alphabet: a, b, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, lmao, p…

glutenfreelesbian

this was supposed to be a funny joke but i just realized i actually forgot c and my life is in shambles

brown-nena

How Amazon reviews go:

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “This is the best thing I’ve ever purchased in my entire life. Customer service rep was like family. Delivery time was 16 minutes, condition is perfect, and it has lasted me 20 years.”

⭐️ “Ordered a bed frame and got a pack of plastic knives instead. Customer service told me to fuck off. Delivery lasted 7 years. Caused a divorce. Lost my house. I am now going to jail.”