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[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[slayerhero90]

OUTSIDE-LOOKING-IN [Princely: Failure] - Alright, Wakaba, let's go! All cylinders firing! Now's your once-in-a-lifetime chance to get an answer from this therapist boy about all this Dueling crap. Scratch that: you need to ask *the* question about Dueling, about why everyone from Utena to Saionji is stuck on *that girl*, and that question is:

YOU - (Whisper.) "Is the Rose Bride bourgeois?"

[neat-deadandlive-things]

The creature outside my window that has been building a nest all week finally had a baby!

[requiodile]

despite the similar coloration, this isn’t a juvenile of the same species. the mature form of a vibrating plate compactor looks like this:

[neat-deadandlive-things]

It's adopted!

[metanarrates]

the golden rule is that a very entangled relationship is more interesting if there's genuinely no sex or romance involved. the silver rule is that if you Must involve sexual and/or romantic feelings somehow the presence of those feelings has to make literally everything so, so, so much worse

[corpse-toy]

extremely tempting grindr bot message

[shizukateal]

The thing about the Witch Hat Atelier world is that the magic system sounds great until you realize it's essentially programming and that sobers you up immediately. Sure, maybe you reach the level of skill needed to draw perfect curves, straight lines, and circles without looking down, but after that you still need to be able to logic out which combination of sigils will actually give you the desired effect, and if you misplace a single line it all goes to shit. Add to that the inclusion of effect-altering inks and you start to understand why Olruggio is Like That.

[backsack]

here comes the airplane

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know

If Utena Tenjou ate a lithium-ion battery, she would turn into an electric car, not an airplane.

Did you find this helpful?

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Yes

It’s a big mistake to think you’re the only one who can turn into a electric car

Voting ended onJul 9

[canonicallyginger]

Thats not what "here comes the airplane" is referring to. The phrase "here comes the airplane" is something parents (supposedly) say when feeding fussy infants. The joke is that it looks like someone is gently feeding her a battery, not that a battery causes airplanes or whatever yall thought

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know

The phrase “Here comes the airplane” is spoken by parents while feeding their babies batteries, so that their babies can become airplanes. Becoming an airplane is considered good because it is a high-paying job. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

If you were on a plane about to crash and there was only one parachute, which member of The Beatles would you give it to?

Paul Simon

Yoko Ono

George Michael

Patrick Starr

Voting ended onJul 24

[parkchanwoohoo]

[sparkytheandroid]

nintendo shows high society millenials playing the Switch in spacious uptown lofts meanwhile I dropped my DS onto ketchup on a paper plate and licked it clean

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattle’s MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?

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[bogleech]

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

[sunshine-tattoo]

Could not leave this in the tags <3

[bourtange]

republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

[txttletale]

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

[mysterycat-official]

this is my favourite tweet of all time

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[parkchanwoohoo]

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))