fish are heckin neat

sybil, she/her

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

just found out in medieval france, having a lion on your coat of arms was so prevalent that there was literally a colloquial proverb to clown on knights for being basic and not having a real coat of arms. the hate game was so strong back then. imagine medieval hate anons

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“those without a coat of arms wear a lion” insane. if i was about to joust with some guy and he said that to me i would just quit. bro already won

[slayerhero90]

oh so it was lion furries in medieval france like it's canine furries now

[queencoldart]

Commissioned by my friend, Horseteeth.

(commissions aren't currently open to the public)

[okunichh]

self indulgent juriori

[toskarinfr]

laughed out of Ohtori Academy for misreading a social cue and not responding in proper non-sequitur for the abstract theming

[witchofanguish]

This happened to Saionji

[vanille-tte]

Happy ending🧸🧸

[beebfreeb]

Anthy likes to draw.

[sagushinfable]

matching outfits! 🍓

[dharr5]

Battle Of The Foreheads (Gone Wrong 😱) (Gone Yuriful 😳)

[misamxsa]

did anyone miss her. i sure did

[haelohs]

[slayerhero90]

You’re on a path in the woods. At the end of that path is a mansion. And in the garden of that mansion is a Golden Witch. You’re here to hunt her down. If you don’t, it will be the end of your happy family. Have fun, Rosa.

The opening chapter of a Slay the Princess & Umineko crossover I started writing on Friday. Features the first two thirds of an internal Chapter I, pausing to present the audience with a riddle.

[flutterfan2007]

Kanaya my beloved <3

[yurionmyodo-deactivated20240914]

watching utena for the first time she's a dumpling to me.

[prokopetz]

Hopes of having my eventual funeral culminate in my flaming corpse being shot out of a cannon into the sea dashed by the fact that sea burial of non-cremated remains is required to take place at least 3 nautical miles (~5500 metres) from shore, while the longest-range pneumatic cannon ever constructed had a reported maximum range of only 5000 yards (~4600 metres).

[drkrunch]

Surely it only needs to be a pneumatic cannon if you're firing a LIVE projectile...

[prokopetz]

A human corpse would unfortunately be entirely disintegrated by explosive propulsion sufficient to achieve the required distance unless it was first enclosed in a sealed metal container, and the whole affair wouldn't really have the proper effect if the limbs aren't free to flail.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

rocket sled?

[prokopetz]

Unfortunately, rocket-propelled corpse disposal at sea is specifically prohibited under environmental regulations because the rocket would constitute a non-biodegradable delivery vessel. Yes, this has apparently come up before.

[fannishstuff]

I gather from context that the canon has to be on land?...

[prokopetz]

For reasons I trust are obvious and therefore require no elaboration here, yes.

[slayerhero90]

does it? build a fake cemetery barge and trick everybody into boarding, then drift away from shore while they're too distracted with funereal proceedings to notice

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

[a-decent-human-being5]

When you repeatedly stab someone but you’re also literally just a silly girl

[amygdalae]

Has a video game ever made you cry?

Yes

No

Voting ended onNov 28, 2025

(getting misty-eyed counts)