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URWizards on Etsy

controversial opinion but u shouldnt have to pay for stuff that would kill u if u didnt have it??? like not to be that commie bitch but everyone should have access to clean water and food and health care cause without it people literally die. like. actual human lives!

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malefeministthor

heimdall after thor comes to the bifrost gate for the 30th time that day to ask him a dumb, slutty question about stars:

acuzena

@ghostclvb

stanleyraymondkowalski

#thor walks like the 3 full miles of the bifrost or whatever not wearing a shirt#just to be like ‘heimdall which star is the BIGGEST star’#and lean in real close when heimdall puts his arm on thor’s should to properly point it out#this has happened every other week for at least 5 centuries

peardita

Thor keeps hoping Heimdall will say “you,” doesn’t he

americachavez

#‘the stars are beautiful tonight aren’t they’ #‘hey heimdall you know what else is beautiful’ #‘heimdall hey’

maclarensgifs

thetrippytrip

“You can’t block the gay” should be on a tshirt.

marcitlali

the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse