ash

they/she, sapphic, 21. bts, snk, bnha

[manny-jacinto]

ODED FEHR as Ardeth Bay The Mummy Returns (2001) dir. Stephen Sommers

[chessys]

what’s a good cutoff age for tumblr

no one should be on tumblr

[jari-memes-that-melt-steel-beams]

I met the woman of my dreams on Tumblr ^_^

[friendly-octopus]

I met the man of my dreams on Tumblr 👀😁

[chessys]

i met a girl who made a hate blog about me and threatened to leak my nudes!!!

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

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[doubleca5t]

Great post guys, hit the showers

[adhd-vibes]

memory is a fickle thing.

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

I had to find a picture of this 2017 article again because it's just so iconic.

[gallusrostromegalus]

1. LotR's Casting was fucking ON POINT because this is exactly the phone and complaints Gimli would have in a Modern AU.

2. I had that phone too and can verify: went two weeks on a single battery charge, and if dropped off a twelve-story building, it'll bounce, and not drop the call.

3. This will terrify your mother, who thinks you fell off the building with it, and your jackass friend Glen will not help by grabbing the phone and screaming into it while you run down the stairs as fast as possible to retrive it and promise your mother that you are, in fact, still alive.

4. This is OK though, because two weeks hence you will get to Wax his Hirsuite Idiot Body for charity and the resulting expirience will make him Meet God and leave the Catholic Church at the same time.

5. There will not, unfortunately, be pictures of the incident, because the Nokia 6310i does not have a camera.

[sugarglider-s]

Kinda gay to make a wanted poster… why do you want that man? So you can hold him?

[ilovedookie]

Yeah. Hold him accountable.

[much-needed-context]

Hold him accountable for stealing your heart?

[kalofi]

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[modern-austen]

GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING

[rockboci]

[mysharona1987]

Newsflash: It's not babysitting if it's your own kids!

[gettydoop]

Everyone should feel ashamed of themselves except 17F tbh.

[theironclad]

The 17F and her dad apparently

[geniusoflove]

ya i can be your housewifey *burns the hellofresh meal i was making bc i was looking at my own ass for 5 minutes

[lawfulswampy]

[manny-jacinto]

ODED FEHR as Ardeth Bay The Mummy Returns (2001) dir. Stephen Sommers

[hulksmashley]

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

[gentlekingsmen]

[socrappyicoulddie]

This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made

[walkingdorito]

Also had the best line/delivery of any movie ever

[sassyminnesotan]

AMAZING

[everythingfox]

Shower time

[do-you-have-a-flag]

I was so worried the water pressure was going to be high and I was about to watch that frog/toad get BLASTED INTO NEXT TUESDAY

[valtsv]

I’m not even kidding but where I’m from rolling up your jeans is called pegging them. They sell pegged jeans

oh i know and it's the source of one of my favorite images of all time

[calder]

vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

[calder]

vegans will pretend not to hear when natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and i cannot stress this enough, the freedom of hive insects

[blackwashedmax]

Honey is literally murder but go off

[kasaron]

Prove it.

[blackwashedmax]

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

[kasaron]

I have not seen any evidence tonsugges they are harmed or die in the process of production. They do regurgitate the nectar as part of the process to concentrate it into honey (an interesting process) but they do not suffer any injury during this process. If they did, the cost to produce honey, which is done naturally as a measure to survive over winter and through times of lower availability, would outweigh the benefits. If you kill several bees to produce enough honey to make one more bee, It makes no sense. Any animal that did that would die, even with human intervention.

Do you have any sources which suggest otherwise? I’d be interested to hear of this (relatively publicly available) information was false or misunderstood.

[blackwashedmax]

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

[hematite2]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[leonardo-nierman]

@zoologicallyobsessed please show us pics of your bee grinder

[gemstone-gynoid]

they might be falsely thinking about a honey extractor machine. but all these do is you place the beehive frames inside and a motor rotates it at a speed that removes the honey, which is then tapped through a tap at the bottom. 

[darkenedyeastextract]

…do they think they put bees in that and spin them around until they vomit…?

[demonius-darkblade]

bee carnival

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

bad and naughty bees get put into the b e e c e n t r i f u g e to extract their honey

[bastlynn]

Vegans coming after beekeepers is one of my major teeth grinding annoyances. For many reasons, because there’s so many lies. And to go one step further because it’s such a waste. You see, the strongest vegan argument is that they don’t want to exploit animals or take from them without their consent.

… but… Bees consent. NO. I’M NOT KIDDING.

How? Bee hives aren’t kept on leashes. They’re outside, the bees can travel miles every day. They follow their queen. Who is also outside, not on a leash, and can travel miles every day. If she doesn’t like the hive for any reason - for example: it got too hot, too cold, too messy, too filled with sugary stuff and they need more space… then the queen leaves. And with her the hive.

The queen stays in the hive because the hive is the best place to live. Period. Done. End of. If the hive is staying with the beekeeper it’s because the keeper is doing their job correctly and keeping them happy because the bees can, and do, leave bad beekeepers.

Of all the animals we have domesticated as livestock, bees are the ones you can most easily argue are consenting participants in their keeping.

[night-dragon937]

bees will straight up leave if the conditions with the beekeeper are worse than conditions in the wild

[hydrogenperfoxide]

So, not to make fun of the person who is SO INCREDIBLY WRONG about honey production,

There’s this thing that many vegans do where they just say wrong things about various animal products. Like my sister is very into fiber arts, at one point she could identify some sheep breeds at a glance, it’s a special interest for her.

One day this woman comes into her work and INSISTS that sheep are killed for their wool, that to harvest wool you literally just murder the sheep … (actually multiple people have done that since then, but this was the first time). My sister kept trying to tell her that it was more like getting a haircut, but the lady wouldn’t have it so my sister just gave up like any customer service rep would.

I have no doubt that this woman believed this. Just as I have no doubt that the bee person up there believed the weird honey lies. But what I think is interesting is that someone had to make up these lies first. And that then they get propagated.

I find it so interesting because there’s plenty of actually abhorrent things that are done in industrial farming, but in order to get people and keep people in the evangelical vegan mindset, they have to fabricate things, I assume, to keep people on the edge of being traumatized so that they’ll spread the pain they’re feeling

[tastefullyoffensive]

This version slaps