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people r all support minority streamers on the smp until they actually try to do things without Their Fav

they say shit like “oh we need more women or queer streamers or streamers of colour on the smp” but they treat the ones we do have like shit. like i agree itd be nice for most of them to not be white cishet men but if your support for them is limited to treating them like an extension of someone who is then wyd

hostilemuppet

How many brain cells have you lost since joining Tumblr

Bold of you to assume I had any to begin with

lutzlig

pleatedjeans

clown-gf

THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.

handblogfortherecentlydeceased

scruffyturtles

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important

obviousplant

This human form is garbage

kasnas

2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump

kasnas

um. good morning and what the fuck

babyanimalgifs

he’ll grow into it

freee-of-the-coliseums

Broke: Bogman

Woke: weird Andy

illkim

ruinedchildhood

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

sillynoodleoodle

Bold of you to assume I’m not a noodle

awkward-scarfy-boi-deactivated2

But I am an awkward-scarfy-boi

todisfake

im all lizard babey

b00bconnoisseur

Wait who said i didnt already name my url after myself-

vampire-rae-deactivated20210807

I’d be a rainbow slinky. What else is new tho.

motopoppp

I would be a random person?

wowdeathwouldbenice

Huh.

i-am-not-a-succulent-deactivate

Not a succulent?

that1weirdkid68

i already am that weird kid

bitch-in-a-galaxy

i’d stay the same

decorativeskull

Nyehehehe

thegreenpea

Gonna get eaten out

youreverydayinternethobo

… I will not change.

superwholocked-for-life

Yeah still me

catbxy

I see no downside

narratedbysarcasm

literally wouldn’t be any different than I am now

fromgreecetoanarchy

d-lightfulexcess

This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

tellmeayarn

She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library.

bi-shenanigans-deactivated20210

Put that last line on my headstone

fairweathermyth

SCHITT’S CREEK // January 13, 2015 - April 7, 2020

tami-taylors-hair

Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia really was living the best life- owned a hotel on a beautiful Greek island, singing sweet ABBA bops, had a history of dicking down so many hot dudes she wasn’t sure which handsome, tone-deaf, middle-aged man was her kid’s dad.

what a life.