[fennelfronds]

[pro-gay]

[lornandleveled]

You Can Tell A Lot about Someone theough Repeated exposure to them and the usage of your.e observational skills

[doesitsparkjoytho]

[sindri42]

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

[graycoin]

Crime porthole

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

this was designed by cats

[odumb-deactivated20220303]

till deactivation do us part

[flightyfinch]

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

[weaver-z]

I love predictions of the future that oscillate between "eerily prescient" and "what the hell are you talking about?" Like that description of the year 2,000 written in 1933 where the author predicts flatscreen television, the glass wall trend in the homes of the wealthy, and the obsolescence of stuffed mattresses, but is also convinced that normal showers will be replaced by a device called the VAPOR LANCE that VAPORIZES the DIRT on you

[ariabauer]

Sometimes Apollo hits writers with prophecy and sometime it’s Hephaestus trying to make a pitch for his new product

[cowboy]

>have adhd

>look for possible medications

>first article I click on

[gothjacent]

[doublism]

i'm going back to 505 does anyone want anything

[my-gender-is]

My gender is Homosexula

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[windsing5]

And they’re all Vlad

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

I just queued this for a year

[deafmic]

I personally think that Tumblr should embrace their status as an anti-social media and start implementing small things that would actively make this website more of a nuisance.

[deafmic]

Some ideas, some borrowed from other posts:

-an @ everyone feature, which would notify all your followers of a post. What's the difference between this and turning on post notifications? Well, with this you don't get to choose if you've been notified or not

-mail forwarding. You get an ask you don't like? Hit this button to forward it on to a random person.

-bring back the ability to edit other people's posts except this time it notifies you if someone has edited their post so you can have beef with them if you want

-the ability to create statuses that show up next to your username when you go to your blog. This has great chaos potential.

-polls, with both unlimited options and unlimited time that can be customized. I want to see the entire bee movie script in the form of a poll

Feel free to add on more

[captainlordauditor]

#I for one would like an option to tell people why I blocked them#just a little pop up when they try to come to my page#you've been blocked by this user for: being annoying in the Jason Todd tag

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

* notifications when someone blocks you

* notifications when someone unfollows you

[valtsv]

utter fucking madness in the weather today. it'a sunny and snowing like crazy at the same time.

[valtsv]

the snowflakes are HUGE too one of these things is gonna land on a small dog and turn that beast into a powdered donut

[queercoded-disney-villain]

I need weather forecasts to be like this.

[valtsv]

thanks. do you mind if i use this on my resume.

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

dark green is a nice color. underrated

[hesitating]

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

[keepitdreamin]

my favorite character type is "thinks they're in a different genre." every pirate in ofmd knows they're in a comedy except for izzy who thinks its a straightforward drama and would probably rather be in black sails

[mxnrique]

ugh he’s just like me

[auritra]

[quasi-normalcy]

"We're the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn."

Oh, shut up! If you lived during the European Witch Craze, you'd be the one accusing the mentally ill woman down the lane of cavorting with Satan, and we all know it, because it's exactly how you behave now. Fuck off.

[mycroftrh]

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

[mycroftrh]

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

[bananahomo]

[anarchocunt]