"okay, yeah, maybe you don't care but i care? like i care a little bit. hospital bills are expensive." Not that they knew much about them. Their experience with hospitals was limited. And they'd been on their parent's insurance when they'd been in hospital care before anyway.
Now they didn't have that luxury. They'd have to pay for this themself, and sure, they could commit some fraud-- it wasn't like they cared about that shit-- but they didn't like the idea of getting caught for fraud. Or stolen credit cards. Or any of that bullshit. They'd have to go on the run! Live in their car or something! Nightmare scenario!
"yeah, i was in town for a job." Vague but true. Dr. Rhodes didn't need the full details to treat them, or so they assumed. It wasn't how they got hurt, anyhow. But they do at least crack a smile at his comment. "nah, wasn't my plan. but you guys have some cool tech here. i saw your weird er-or when i came in."
The notes on Sass are brief-- mostly because, as the notes mention, they were being a little difficult. They'd only give their name as Sass, no emergency contact. Hadn't wanted to change into the hospital gown. Medically, however, they'd come in by ambulance after someone called to report a person collapsed on the sidewalk. They'd been unconscious through most of the ride into the ed, but had woken up just before arrival and then complained about everything since they'd gotten here.
They'd said they didn't know why they collapsed, they'd just been walking back to their hotel and passed out. Their stomach hurt beforehand, but they'd noted having IBS and hadn't thought much about the stomach pain. They'd also given a brief medical history, an allergy to penicillin, having had a hysterectomy and having a very bad reaction to the anesthesia after the surgery, and no vaccination history.
"ct. is that the one where i have to hold my breath?" They aren't exactly opposed to it, but they are curious. They frown a little, though. They don't want the doctor to touch them, really, but it seemed like it would probably be pretty cost saving. They weigh both options, then nod and slowly push the blanket down to sit around their legs. "yeah, go for it, i guess."