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Thoughts that keep bothering me part 4
If a vampire bit a regular vampire bat for whatever reason, would that vampire bat become a vampire vampire bat bat or would it be a vampire bat vampire bat?
Bonus thought; if the vampire bat had rabies, would the vampire be affected or would being immortal do smth about that?
Bonus thought part 2; would the vampire bat be able to turn into a human & how badly do you think that would fuck up the poor animalās brain?
"THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE!" ā¤ļøāØ
Thoughts that keep bothering me part 3
Who would win in a ārandom bullshitā competition? Deadpool or Captain Jack Sparrow?
Keep having dreams about being a worse person & some deep seated part of me wishes I could be w/out feeling sick w/ guilt when I wake up
Thoughts that keep bothering me part 2
Could a siren seduce a completely deaf person? W/out their song, would reading lips be enough to trick said deaf person into the water or is it the music itself that convinces the victim?
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How a crossover between these 2 universes would go probably
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How a crossover between these 2 universes would go probably
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Watched Project Hail Mary recently & I already knew it was going to be a good movie, but god DAMN did it blow my expectations straight into the stratosphere!
Might make an eridian-sona sometime soonā¦
Something I love abt bumbleblades is that itās reasonable to assume Blades is decently older than Bee. The silly gremlin femboy with general anxiety disorder and younger sibling energy was off in space for who knows how long and then got frozen in stasis for another unspecified amount of time. The angsty war-scarred scout who got his voicebox ripped out and his t-cog ripped out and literally died then killed Megatron himself is like. Optimusās age AT MOST.
Happy disability pride month to all my fellow disabled folks! Keep living to spite the fuckers who hate & doubt you! <3
Random thoughts that keep bothering me pt 1
How does a person w/ Tourettes get a CT scan/MRI? The medical staff canāt just strap their entire body down, can they?
"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less
Tfrb personal headcanons
⢠The reason why Heatwave seems to have a great sense of smell is bc heās a firefighter & it helps him detect whether a fire is being fueled by gas/electricity/chemicals
⢠All of the rescue bots have padded servos in order to catch objects & living beings during rescues w/out causing undue damage
⢠Following the previous headcanon, the padding of Chaseās servos is extra think to protect him from the electricity of his tasers
ā¢The reason why Boulderās pedes are ticklish is bc of his sonic imaging ability due to the densely packed sensors built into his scoop
ā¢Blades had only recently finished his training before being placed in Sigma 17 & thatās why he struggles & panics more than one would expect from a medic
ā¢Bladesās original vehicle mode back on Cybertron was a compact & aerodynamic ambulance form w/ a large subspace to hold emergency medical supplies & rescue tools (bc of this, his modern carapace is much larger compared to his teammates)
ā¢Following the last headcanon, all the rescue bots have larger subspace capacity than the average mech in order to carry equipment & sometimes smaller civilians
⢠Blades suffers from the robot equivalent of muscle spasms bc of all the times heās been electrocuted
ā¢Heatwave has a criminal record that was expunged just before he started rescue training
ā¢Boulder predominantly thinks in numbers & shapes rather than pictures/words
ā¢Chase organizes the bookshelves in the firehouse like the library does & Boulder will randomly place a few books out of order to give the other something to do when heās bored
ā¢The Burns kids have a running in-joke where they get Graham at least one green tie every year for his birthday (Graham hasnāt bought a tie for himself in years bc his siblings do it for him)
ā¢Chief Charlie has a photo album he hides in his room that has pictures of his kids throughout their childhoods & his late wife
ā¢The bots had NO clue there was a Mrs. Burns at some point until a few years into working on Earth (they donāt know what happened & theyāre kinda afraid to ask)
ā¢Boulder & Blades know where human babies come from (neither wants to explain to Chase & Heatwave so they havenāt)
ā¢Blades has gotten so used to detailing that whenever Dani takes him to do it, heāll just fall into recharge
ā¢Cody goes stargazing w/ the bots frequently & asks them about the constellations on Cybertron
ā¢Chase carries a dictionary of English/American slang
ā¢Blades is afraid of clouds bc Cybertron doesnāt have them often unless really bad electrical/dust storms are on the way
ā¢Boulderās favorite type of birds are pigeons bc of their surprisingly intertwined history w/ humans & how easy it is to befriend them
ā¢Cybertronian & human emergency alarms sound similar but use completely different frequencies
ā¢Frankie & Blades have an ongoing dance war w/ each other (Blades is in the lead bc of his lack of lungs & muscles that can get sore)
I hate that this has to be said, but DO NOT, under any circumstance, comment on someoneās weight unless you wanna get socked. Regardless of how big or small you think they are or you believe youāre trying to impart adviceā itās not your goddamn business in any way.
I know itās not the same as fatphobia, but the sheer amount of times Iāve had the densest people alive mention how skinny I am is so fucking gross & incredibly annoying. Iām chronically ill & have been trying to gain weight for fucking YEARS nowā and guess what? Being skinny DOESNāT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOU HEALTHY! NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST!
On top of that; you never know if someone is suffering from an eating disorder or a disability that causes weight issues. Even if you think youāre being helpful, youāre fucking NOT so cut that shit out.