Yikes

I like things… silly things and funny things! ✨————————-✨

[ace-ace-in-yo-face]

My take on The Great Devourer from Ninjago cuz i love it to death.

(Click for better quality)

[dogpuppy]

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[buff-daddy-cole]

RIYU SAYS NINJA GO

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[apolladay]

yk what i have poll abt it now.

how do you feel about the song nasa had to ban from being played in space?*

i like it

neutral

i dislike it

they need to unban it from space to further fuck with more astronauts

other/results

nasa will send wake up calls with songs to astronauts in space. in 1973, the song below was played not once, but twice, and it apparently fucked up the crews so bad they could not focus the days it was played and nasa had to say never again

https://youtu.be/viK3i0fRDRs?is=m9nuuPVxMeL7jhxI

how do you feel about the song nasa had to ban from being played in space?*

I like it

neutral

I dislike it

they need to unban it from space to further fuck with more astronauts

other/results

Remaining time: 1 day 18 hours

https://youtu.be/viK3i0fRDRs?is=m9nuuPVxMeL7jhxI

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[videolottery]

Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?

[humiliationvictim]

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

[longshrimp]

then just don't??

[humiliationvictim]

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

[videolottery]

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

[humiliationvictim]

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[gojinka]

My bacteria means I like it.

[ninjahaku21art]

Island Cole!

A drawing I did late last night! I really wanted to draw his hair haha! Enjoy!

[spicymemedad]

I deman you to do it ?

[chrisweedpiano]

[alizibtheterrible]

I regret absolutely nothing

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[dogpuppy]