stoned on loneliness and movies

(space and sometimes cowboys)

[not-all-the-prayers]

The West Wing + The Onion headlines (?/?)

[sandersstudies]

Guys it’s a CRIME that this animal shelter’s video has on 24 views please give them the attention they deserve.

[sandersstudies]

They have over 250 views now! We’re doing it guys!

[captaincrusher]

Starship turbulence and Leonard Nimoy looking like he’s thinking “This isn’t what I studied acting for”.

[xavantina]

#with a cameo of shatner going like “THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I STUDIED ACTING FOR”

[porterr-robinson]

[trainthief]

The myth that gays and lesbians don’t get along is one perpetrated by straight people who know that if we ever bothered to unite our L G B and T infinity stones they’d fucking perish on sight like Lot’s wife into a pillar of salt

[degausser96]

I fucking hate you…. I haven’t seen the god damn fucking movie…. Fuck all of you

[trainthief]

Lot’s wife dies in infinity war 

[afieldinengland]

living in the countryside really strikes the fear of god into you at the most random moments. you’ll just make eye contact with a cow or stare for too long into a brook and all of a sudden you’ll think something like “these are old bones and i am merely a passing occupant” and then you have to go and put the kettle on to cope

[afieldinengland]

me:

the hare staring at me from across the field: which one of your lives is this?

me, legging it: okay tea time i think

[dailyb99]

[montygreen]

I had a test in a data managment today and my teacher included a question about Chidi Anagonye being indecisive about sweater vests.

He is truly the most iconic teacher like ever. I stan.

[montygreen]

I’ll obviously take a picture when I get the test back, but let me see if I can remember the question.

It was like “Chidi has 6 sweater vests and he has 3 favourites, a blue one, a polka dot one, and a paisley one. Chidi is very indecisive so before going on a date with his girlfriend Eleanor, he tries on all of his vests in every possible order. How long would it take him to try on all of the vests if he is able to try on 6 vests every 30 seconds?”

[montygreen]

[montygreen]

So, I spoke to said teacher today during class and suggested he do a question about Jason selecting members for his sixty person dance crew Dance Dance Resolution: We Resolve to Dance on our combinations test (which is next Friday) and he seemed pretty receptive to it lol.

What a good man.

[montygreen]

The saga continues

[montygreen]

You guys don’t understand how much I love Mr. Dodgson

[montygreen]

We just got back our one variable stats test, so I’m sharing the latest The Good Place themed question

[sovietpostcards]

Yuri Gagarin in Kazan. Photo by Vladimir Zotov (1967)

[sovtime]

Юрий Гагарин в Казани. Фото Владимира Зотова. 1967 год.

[sovietpostcards]

Soviet space dog Zvyozdochka (Little Star) made one orbit on board Korabl-Sputnik 5 on 25 March 1961 with a wooden cosmonaut dummy in the final practice flight before Gagarin’s historic flight on 12 April. She safely returned to Earth.

[backtotheussr]

[kih7un-deactivated20220121]

[butchflirt]

Girls’ night

[catsbeaversandducks]

“I don’t know when I decided my cats talk like Victorian orphans but I’m liking it.”

By Hannah Hillam

[hydro-homies]

[carol-danverse]

Peaky Blinders | Thomas Shelby in every episode  → 4.03

[zoeybarkow]

Sometimes I think I’m helping and I’m actually unhelping.

[not-all-the-prayers]

The West Wing + tumblr text posts (54/?)