Göttlin, Germany by Tommy Kah
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if i look back, i am lost
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Göttlin, Germany by Tommy Kah
All children in the world are born deserving a big oversized lollypop and a pinwheel hat
is Tumblr fame something that just comes randomly or do you work to be Tumblr famous?
I HAD TO WORK FOR IT. DAY AND NIGHT. I HAD TO GRIND FOR THIS VIEW
caseoh reference
Hey man, it's the bank. I gotta charge you $500 cause I really want it.
Couldn't imagine loving an english person. "Blimey that's a wedding ring, 'innit" - like come on, get it together
Couldn't imagine loving an American person.
"Boy, howdy, that's a weddin' ring. Well, I'd be damb" - like come on, get it together
Let me have this. Look at the state of my country. Let me have this.
You don’t have mental health issues man you just have something UNEXPLAINED about you that is WRONG
My autistic hyperfixation is water. I sometimes like to have a cup every now and then.
my culture is not your costume
3/4s of the way through a delicious meal and feeling pretty full. well im so close to finished i might as well keep eating. surely this decision will not harm me in any way
i forget we're allowed to stop eating when we're full
*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*
God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.
28 yr old man kicking his feet and writing funny tumblr post btw
You're right, I'm too old to be writing jokes online. I should spend my time doing more adult things, like cleaning the gutters or thinking about switching car insurances.
What a breath of fresh fucking air
it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.
being a first generation american in all of this is so... like hey i literally just got here and it is pure coincidence that i happened to be born here. i have literally no stake in this. why am i catching strays.
Fuck Donald Trump but body shaming him is gross.
“Oh, but the neck thing is funny because he’s so obsessed with his masculine image and this will hurt his feelings!”
Cool, it’s also going to hurt a lot of other people’s feelings, so maybe consider that.
man fuck donald trump and his feelings. he wants millions on millions of citizens in the country he's running dead and gone and is actively working towards destroying as many lives as he can, in real time, and we are fucking feeling it.
trying to turn this into a bodyshaming thing is so far removed from reality. no one gives a fuck if he gets body shamed. people are dying.
this is cool, I like your sounds
Thank you, small fish
crossover 🔥🔥
Sure AI might poison the lands around us, raise our energy costs, steal all of our art and intellectual property without asking or repercussion, exploit workforces in poor countries, give execs reasons to fire you, and ultimately widen the wealth gap, but at least we'll have a little guy on our phone telling us things a google search could have already told us!
it is so important that you are a little bit ugly. please get comfortable with having unplucked eyebrows and nonexistent jawlines and wrinkles. let your blue hair grow out into an uneven pale green and your clothes be old and mend them and modify them until they’re unique to you. wear lipstick which doesnt compliment your skintone and mismatched outfits which went out of fashion 5 years ago. be a little bit too loud and a little bit too passionate and as weird as you can be because oh my god there is nothing more disturbing to me than perfection. beauty is manufactured and sold to us and you need to realise that you are a fucking animal to live a joyful life I am so serious. you cant obsess over aesthetics forever please just live messily and make your body your home however you please.
if you dont do it for you, do it for all the teenagers who will see u in the street and know that they are not obligated to be attractive