[averagefairy]

when vinny from jersey shore is more educated on climate change than the actual president

[fancy-trashblog-deactivated2024]

I did not expect this, but I love it

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

😍

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

[blueklectic]

VINNY!!!

[vlli-moved-blog]

[enrique262]

[moth-unit-00]

I think about this almost every night now.

[lost-your-local-fae]

Hey, so op. What the fuck is going on?

[enrique262]

Chicago storm siren.

[dovewithscales]

I’m waiting to see faceless monsters crawling stiltedly out of the uncanny valley.

[medusabraids]

the sad truth is…men be sexy sometimes

[violaslayvis]

[haiikyuus-remade]

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

[werewolf-cuddles]

Oh yeah, I am living for the shade.

[scope-dogg]

I’ll laugh if tumblr’s stupidity is so powerful that it manages to resurrect fucking Newgrounds

[charlesoberonn]

Anti-Mom: You shouldn’t not-complain because there’re always people who have it better.

[charlesoberonn]

Anti-Mom: It’s okay if you don’t finish your plate because you’re only human and the vast majority of food waste comes from corporations and government organizations throwing it away, and not households.

[charlesoberonn]

Anti-Dad: As long as you live under my roof, we will communicate and negotiate the terms and rules together to make it the most pleasant living experience for the both of us.

[captainlordauditor]

this…..this is the addams family

[ankle-beez]

[callmehmil0]

Omg just air this show 😭✊🏿

[kathysannoying]

Her sweater literally says fight me I am IN LOVE

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[paganinpurple]

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

[black2thefeature]

👆🏾 that part👆🏾

[opossummypossum]

MOOOOOM

[midwestmaryjade]

Artist: superphazed

[illmaticraj]

Back at my old college there was a student lounge place I affectionately had dubbed “the weirdo lounge” because all the weirdos congregated there. You know those nerds who sit there and all they do is talk about anime, like those reddit pages, wear fedoras and shit? That kinda weirdos. So anyway the tragedy is that the Weirdo Lounge had THE BEST one person couch. It had a little laptop table attached and it was so damn comfy. Plus, it was always somewhat dark in there because of how the windows was positioned. So I’d go there to nap during my break periods. So one day I was napping when someone threw an empty plastic bottle at me and I snapped awake. A white nerdy girl from a few couches down said “I’m so sorry that was intended for my puppy to fetch!” and I’m like “DOGS?!” and I snap awake, that’s when I looked towards my foot and saw a whiteman. Sitting there. Like a dog. With his tongue out. and then he fucking barked. I was so infuriated but I handed him the bottle and he put that shit on the floor and then picked it up with his mouth. And then on all fours, ran over to the white girl and dropped it in her lap. I was so fucking upset.

[mszombi]

This whole post is gold, but for me the best part is “whiteman” being all one word.

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

Thin blue line on fb got hacked so im having a great day so far

[liathepenguinologist]

corn right corn at corn light

[lichen-soup-scribe]

first corn i see tonight

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Such an accurate description of myself.

[dribbblepopular]

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.

Princess Mononoke (1997) dir. Hayao Miyazaki