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dorites-deactivated20241117

one day i will be Strong and punch the sun

a-nice-frog

uhh yeah…pretty sure that’s not possible so uhh…

dorites-deactivated20241117

i will punch it

a-nice-frog

look buddy. if you try and punch the sun ur hand is just gonna get burned up… not really sure what you’re expecting here…

dorites-deactivated20241117

im gonna punch it real hard

thebootydiaries

me when i love something: i hate this

starsberrisnunicorns

When he said his furniture started floating…

vivienvalentino

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop*

Everyone:

bearfacebearfacebearface

Visit Original Link

badass-siobhan

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

clavid

one crack cocaine

thoughtkiller

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

janebuzjane

debit or credit

brie3po

I actually have a gift card

ruinedchildhood

antiblackness-archive

it’s 2:38am and i don’t understand how this image perfectly conveys the feeling it’s trying to and at the same time leaves me completely lost and desperate to understand a deeper meaning

atrociousmemes

manwithtitties-deactivated20170

he fucked his dirtcar

kiwi-arms

That’s a dragonite tho

coxymelody

redsatinsheets

i can’t believe lebron james is president now

africanaquarian

Damn Bron bron

bi-gays-blog

Ellen DeGeneres takes Caitlyn Jenner to task for her hypocritical comments on gay marriage

iguanamouth

*reading your tags* Yo I heard you like reptiles. Any fun facts? :D

if a crocodile eats your dad they become your new dad

iguanamouth

you know too much

wondrousworld

So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

pinknegg

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant

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i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic)

writtenrain

Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable

At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six

(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably

I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED

If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken

no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar

(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground? student 2: enough

teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?

my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am

we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!

Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

mancandykings

The way Ron Howard likes to work is that he likes to create an environment that is authentic, and he likes to create an environment where the actors are comfortable so that they can explore new ways of performing. [x]