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spacesapphist

museum studies goofs, 2/?

omruc

brattylikestoeat

gravityjunior

That's because pea flower tea works naturally as a ph indicator! It will turn magenta when mixed with acid (lemon juice) but will turn cyan green when mixed with something alkaline (baking powder, bleach etc.)

kaouala

i'm not putting bleach in my tea

kaity--did

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

kaity--did

Criminal charges

kaity--did

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

pigcatapult

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

kaity--did

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

kaity--did

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

synebluetoo

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

kaity--did

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

everythingfox

Kitty bliss

badluckbadger

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

sugarpiss

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

catasters

horrorofthebeast

You deleted my caption :*(

horrorofthebeast

Here it is bc u deleted it:

Gabageebabo

weird-ecologies

Every day I wake up and discover new words I've been mispronouncing my entire miserable life

writing-prompt-s

Image prompt

randomslasher

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

northern-borealis

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

vykodlak

Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers

realkaijuhavecurves

truestoriesaboutme

Now that Britney Spears is free, she’s inevitably going to do something weird and off-putting because she was in a long term traumatic situation with very little control of her life and getting your shit together is hard in the best of times and that does shit to a person and I’m genuinely afraid the public who has been rooting for her for so long is going to turn on her and even start questioning whether or not it’s good for her to be free of the conservatorship and people are gonna need to remember that the answer to that question is unequivocally yes

robotsarecoolaf

fleurdemeth

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer

heartfeltdelight

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

antimony-ore

I’m on mobile, somebody edit them into this please

antimony-ore

Y'all take too long

tyrelll28-deactivated20201029

Same energy

antimony-ore

No worries guys, they’re there too

professorprof

Have you ever been struggling with a really hard boss fight in a video game, and you’re on like your 20th attempt, but there’s a bunch of long cutscenes between the save point and the boss, so all these heartfelt NPCs are doing their thing and you’re just mashing A to get past all their asinine dialogue because you feel nothing, nothing but hate for the boss that’s about to kill you again