my survivor hot takes:
-Coach was robbed in SoPa
-Parv should have won HvV
-Todd shouldn’t have won China and Denise should have been in final 3 instead of him
-Coach is probably one of my favorite castaways of all time. his stories and shit are wild as fk and sometimes i dont even think hes real but he’s nice to look at and if i played the game with him i’d align with him so fast.
-Russell Hantz should have won at least once. the same goes for Cirie.
-Taj should have been in final 3 of Tocantins I still am in disbelief of Stephen and JT voting her off
-Cagayan is one of the best seasons IMO. it was the first one i watched and such a good one to start off with so it holds a special place in my heart.
-Tocantins is also an amazing season.
-SoPa is the most religious season of a show i have ever watched. i loved it but my Catholic Trauma kept getting brought up
-James Clement is a villain idc
-Andrew Savage was robbed both times he was on the show.
-Pearl Islands was a 10/10 season. i started off watching new-school survivor so it was weird to backtrack at first, but the pirate theme was amazing and kept me entertained arrrrrg. also i just love Lill. and FK JOHNNY FAIRPLAY.
-Jeff Varner needs to rot in hell
-Kass surprised me when i first saw her bc i was like “shes not gonna make it far” considered she was a mom in her 40’s, a villain, on the worst tribe in survivor history, and widely hated by every tribe. However, she is probably my favorite player and villain of all time because nobody expected for her to play a game as cutthroat as she did.
-Game Changers is in my top 5. Sarah deserved her win 100% but Brad grew on me after seeing his gameplay change from BvW into GC.
-Courtney Yates and Tyson Apostol would have been a power duo in HvV if he hadn’t been blindsided and made it further.
-Angelina Keely preached abt how selfless she was for getting rice for her tribe in DvG but she is one of the most selfish players on the planet. I hope she comes back for HvV 2
-spencer bledsoe is absolutely insufferable but seeing him with his gf in cambodia changed my trajectory
-caramoan > micronesia
-phillip sheppard is more annoying and delusional than coach but im also biased bc i have a big fat heterosexual crush on coach
