There is not of that

[nasterspem]

manifesting a future in which tumblr is almost always broken, but rarely via browser and via app at the same time, so we can call it "tumblr dot com, the app or website"

[because-i-love-chess]

I had an idea for a poll. Please reblog this because the more responses it gets the more likely it is to work.

Make a normal distribution

0.15%

1.35%

13.5%

34%

34%

13.5%

1.35%

0.15%

Voting ended onMay 29

[girlskissinger]

Why do we need rich white ppl at the met gala when there are working class dykes posting here on tumblr

[nasterspem]

Because the Met Gala is a funding drive for the Metropolitan Museum of Art! We want rich people to go there in droves, donate gobs of money, and secure funding for the museum. Galas and charity dinners are normal fundraising methods; this one's just the most famous.

I mean, it's not as effective as actual taxation, but it's better than a swift kick to the rear!

[pangur-and-grim]

him

[nasterspem]

I-is his tonsure filling in? The boy won't have to try a ridiculous comb-over or get a wig? *sniffle* They grow up so fast...

[mackthecheesy]

i have been in this waiting room for over two hours im starting to think they don't even want to steal my teeth

[mackthecheesy]

getting my wisdom teeth removed at some point (hopefully soon) AMA

[nasterspem]

How much wisdom were you storing in those things anyway?

[nasterspem]

I hear that if you look at your asks and recite three times "I am a transfem on tumblr" a moderator appears and deactivates your account

[bimmyjimmy]

I dont know if hes asleep

[nasterspem]

The stalwart defender sleeps with one eye open

[pangur-and-grim]

every day is bliss

[nasterspem]

Aww, she's trying to give Belphie a combover!

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[minihood31770]

Hole Wizard!

I desire a hole in this object. Make it so!

[nasterspem]

new bottom surgery just dropped

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Genuine question why the fuck is February only allowed have 28 days? why can't we just give it one of January's and March's extras and even the score to 30. what fucklehead is responsible for this conniving calendar thievery

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well shit we really did just let the romans get away with any ole thing huh

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm telling you guys. SIX days per week. THIRTY days per month. TWELVE months per year. A thirteenth "liminal month" of five days (six on leap years) between years, which is considered a holiday period.

Six day week is superior to seven because a prime number week is stupid. There's a lot of things that people like to do every second or third day; in a six day week, this is always the same days each week.

All months are the same length. Advantages obvious.

Thirty days is a good round number for a month; it can be divided into so many smaller numbers. Convenient for things that need to be done regularly; you can do them on the same days each month and have the gaps between them all exactly the same.

Every month in a given year starts with the same day. If the 3rd is a Wednesday, every 3rd will be a Wednesday. This is a massive help in scheduling bullshit that ends up happening "second Tuesday of every month" or whatever, and also helps people track regular monthly things (if you have a monthly meeting on the 15th, it's going to be the same day of the week every time). Fitting weeks perfectly into months just offer so many improvements for scheduling and remembering stuff.

The days move back with each non-leap year -- if the 1st of every month in 2025 is a Tuesday, the 1st in every month in 2026 will be a Monday. (This also happens with out current calendar as neither 6 nor 7 fit into 365). This means that if your birthday is on a Monday or whatever, it won't be that way every year -- only the same day of the month WITHIN THE YEAR (2 years in a row for leap years) is the same. (I bring this up because last time I mentioned this people didn't do the math and thought that the days of the week would be consistent across years, somehow, mysteriously).

Holiday transition period between years. You know you want it. People treat the Christmas-New Year's period like this already when their work lets them do it. Make it official.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Crucially, a week is 6 days but we keep the 2 day weekend

[nasterspem]

The five-day minimonth ("intercalary period" if you're a calendar fucker like me) could have no days of the week. Or it could lack a Monday unless it's a leap year. That would let every year start on the same day of the week!

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

[moral-autism]

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

[aksemmi]

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone

[yaldabaothadeez]

"For miles around the foul creature's lair is nothing but barren wastes"

"because of The Curse?"

"Because of the deer and rabbits, fucking thing ate all the wolves"

[nasterspem]

Vampire who's singlehandedly keeping invasive nutria out of Allen Parish, Louisiana.

Vampire hears that Farmer Joan got a nuisance license for whitetail deer. That's good for 500 deer annually! It's enough to bring Cousin Anatoly over!

Colorado's having trouble importing wolves? Vampire spends a year studying wolf hunting habits and starts hunting in the areas they would, taking the animals they would, under the auspices of the local conservation department. The diseased ones, the injured ones, the old and the young. It's not a traditional diet, but she likes spending time in nature, and her prey is interestingly varied.

[eurig-morgan-deactivated2017121]

Baby armadillo plays with his toy

[puppy95]

Are you fucking kidding me

[figpal]

i have never been happier 

[axolotlmage47]

@creatures-in-posts

[creatures-in-posts]

This creature is zoomin’

[nasterspem]

The slowest zoomies!

[godzilla-reads]

If you’re queer, what Shakespeare play did you latch on to in school?

Macbeth

A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Hamlet

Romeo & Juliet

Much Ado About Nothing

The Tempest

Other

I don’t like Shakespeare/I’m not queer

Voting ended onMar 21

[mackthecheesy]

nobody panic i changed my banner

[mackthecheesy]

nobody panic i changed my blog theme color

[mackthecheesy]

nobody panic i changed my description

[mackthecheesy]

nobody panic i changed my pfp

[mackthecheesy]

nobody panic i changed my username

crazyw3irdo -> mackthecheesy

[nasterspem]

scuffs shoe on the pavement Aw man, I never get to panic

[daddario]

it took the internet exactly 2.3 seconds to fully erase the Jew and Romani hatred from modern day Nazi ideology and make it about hating liberals and queer people and honestly anyone who is engaging in that kind of revisionist bullshit can fuck right off and unfollow me.

The Nazis told people that disability and homosexuality were products of Jewish people existing and part of our plan to undermine their little Aryan nation and once they got rid of all the Jews, gays and disabled people would be no more. LGBTQ people were never the primary target, and Jews were blamed for all of it regardless. You cannot separate Nazism from Jew hatred and pretending otherwise is disgusting.

[harpyharpyharpy]

Begging my goy followers to rb this

[nasterspem]

This exactly.

Some of the modern Nazi movements have had to downplay their antisemitism for a while to avoid being labeled as Nazis. Once they're on the rise, they reveal it more and more.

[nasterspem]

Still can't get over that both insular dwarfism and insular gigantism are things. Critters go on an island and are like "yes I would like a Size"