D&D Campaigns

Just a rogue who loves the Humblewood campaign. Ours is mixed with a little homebrew, and run by our DM, @Skidar! Blog run by @jaqdaw-art.

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Local(?) scuffed young man gets the "sit down" from Party Mom for being just too much of a cagey motherfucker.

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Roker, stepping into a spooky abandoned building: I wonder if this place is haunted?

Ilia, stepping in after him: It is now.

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"Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except for me of course because I’m sexy and important but like, all of you guys."

-- Crumb

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Dhoz, multi-classing Paladin: [Writing a death threat and dotting all the i's with hearts]

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Moonglow: Are you decent?

Dhoz: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.

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Ilia: [dangling hand off bed]

An Amaranthine: [grabs it]

Ilia: what are we

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Kelly: Hey, Dhoz. I just wanted you to know that there’s a lecture on astral projection next Friday at the Avium.

Dhoz: Okay, so you want the day off to go?

Kelly: No, I’ll be here. I just thought you should know that I’ll also be there.

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Dhoz: You want anything to drink, Buddy?

Buddy: The tears of our enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed!!

Dhoz: I have jasmine tea.

Buddy: Oh, jasmine. Yes please.

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Ilia: You can have the top bunk.

Roker: I...what?

Ilia: You can have the top bunk, I've always preferred the bottom.

Roker: ... It's a single bed.

Ilia, grabbing a pillow and crawling under the bed: I know what I said.

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Dhoz: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Ruka.

Moonglow: You just said it again.

Dhoz:

Dhoz: I am not a role model.

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Big Blue: Can you perform under pressure?

Buddy: No, but I could take a stab at “Bohemian Rhapsody”.

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"Sometimes I’m the panic and sometimes I’m the disco, and there is no in between."

-- Crumb

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Buddy: I live for two reasons.

Kelly: And those would be?

Buddy: I was born and I haven't died yet.

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Roker: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and my instinct to self isolate. I’ll wait.

Moonglow: Us.

Roker, choked up: …okay.

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Anyone: Don't wish ill upon a stranger.

Kelly: Great advice, but remember if someone has slighted you they are no longer a stranger but an enemy <3 Hope this helps.

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Moonglow: What is wrong with you?

Ilia: I will try to be brief (1/435)

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Ilia: Hello, 911? Hi, yes, I accidentally stepped on my mouse's tail and I need to be arrested.

911 operator: Kid, we've talked about this before.

Ilia: Just take me away, please.