Local(?) scuffed young man gets the "sit down" from Party Mom for being just too much of a cagey motherfucker.
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Local(?) scuffed young man gets the "sit down" from Party Mom for being just too much of a cagey motherfucker.
Roker, stepping into a spooky abandoned building: I wonder if this place is haunted?
Ilia, stepping in after him: It is now.
"Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except for me of course because I’m sexy and important but like, all of you guys."
-- Crumb
Dhoz, multi-classing Paladin: [Writing a death threat and dotting all the i's with hearts]
Moonglow: Are you decent?
Dhoz: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.
Ilia: [dangling hand off bed]
An Amaranthine: [grabs it]
Ilia: what are we
Kelly: Hey, Dhoz. I just wanted you to know that there’s a lecture on astral projection next Friday at the Avium.
Dhoz: Okay, so you want the day off to go?
Kelly: No, I’ll be here. I just thought you should know that I’ll also be there.
Dhoz: You want anything to drink, Buddy?
Buddy: The tears of our enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed!!
Dhoz: I have jasmine tea.
Buddy: Oh, jasmine. Yes please.
Ilia: You can have the top bunk.
Roker: I...what?
Ilia: You can have the top bunk, I've always preferred the bottom.
Roker: ... It's a single bed.
Ilia, grabbing a pillow and crawling under the bed: I know what I said.
Dhoz: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Ruka.
Moonglow: You just said it again.
Dhoz:
Dhoz: I am not a role model.
Big Blue: Can you perform under pressure?
Buddy: No, but I could take a stab at “Bohemian Rhapsody”.
"Sometimes I’m the panic and sometimes I’m the disco, and there is no in between."
-- Crumb
Buddy: I live for two reasons.
Kelly: And those would be?
Buddy: I was born and I haven't died yet.
Roker: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and my instinct to self isolate. I’ll wait.
Moonglow: Us.
Roker, choked up: …okay.
Anyone: Don't wish ill upon a stranger.
Kelly: Great advice, but remember if someone has slighted you they are no longer a stranger but an enemy <3 Hope this helps.
Moonglow: What is wrong with you?
Ilia: I will try to be brief (1/435)
Ilia: Hello, 911? Hi, yes, I accidentally stepped on my mouse's tail and I need to be arrested.
911 operator: Kid, we've talked about this before.
Ilia: Just take me away, please.