Shit On Lock

NYPD Detective Nathan Scarborough Food inhaler Marine Vet

[justjensenanddean]

[natescarbro]

morgan-scarborough‌:

You’re not helping.

I’m here. You’ve got this. Let’s get this kid outta ya.

[natescarbro]

morgan-scarborough‌:

Just say you’ve got me.

I can’t answer stupid questions, Morgan.

[natescarbro]

morgan-scarborough‌:

Will you go in with me? If we have to do the surgery?

Are you fucking kidding me?

[natescarbro]

morgan-scarborough‌:

Got it.

I’d say it wasn’t in the birth plan, but I know by now this’ll happen how it needs to happen. You have my consent for surgery if it gets to that point.

What–What can I do, babe? What do you need me to do?

[natescarbro]

morgan-scarborough‌:

Now is not the time for technicalities.

He’s sideways or something. 

Sideways or something. So, he’s stuck?

[natescarbro]

morgan-scarborough‌:

I’ll be mad until my vagina recovers.

Also, you’re kid’s grounded.

Remember. I’m only half responsible for this.

I’d say that’s fair. Vincent and I will just laugh at him.

[natescarbro]

morgan-scarborough‌:

This couldn’t have gotten easier the second time around?

I made it. First of all, I always have my game face on. Second, you can hate me all the way up until he’s out. That’s your cut off.

[natescarbro]

@Nate

Morgan: My water just broke at work

Morgan: Meet me at the hospital.

Nate: fuck

Nate: i mean

Nate: omw

[natescarbro]

Retiring

Gemma

Marie

Donna

Wyatt

Mike

Abel

They’re still present and can be revived later if I can find them again or finally come up with plots for’em. But for now, they’re on standby and inactive.

[natescarbro]

mannytoro‌:

Man, please. Don’t you got a girl? Mine will kick my ass if I’m not there, it’s her sister’s wedding. I can’t miss it.

Next weekend. If you don’t show, I’m gonna get real familiar with your grandma’s tamale recipe.

[natescarbro]

mannytoro‌:

Let me walk. I’ll meet you next Saturday and I’ll tell you all about it.

[natescarbro]

mannytoro‌:

Ugh, me estás matando. Man, this is messed up. I can’t miss this wedding and you’d only be holding me a few days just to be an ass.

I’m not giving you my boy, but what if I let you in on the bigger operation?

The what now?

[natescarbro]

mannytoro‌:

Naw, man. I ain’t a snitch. You won’t hear it from me.

Then my hands are tied, Manny. I’m sure you would’ve made a very handsome date.

[natescarbro]

mannytoro‌:

Who?

Whoever’s paying you.

[natescarbro]

mannytoro‌:

C’mon, man, I’ve got a wedding I’ve gotta go to tomorrow. Not to mention it’ll break my abuela’s heart. I’ll walk away right now and you can take the car. Be a hero on both ends.

I’d consider it if you gave me their name.

[natescarbro]

mannytoro‌:

You ain’t got shit, man. Where’s your evidence? And word on the street is you’re suspended anyway.

You’re right. But it’d be wild if I called up my partner on the way here, who very much is on active duty.