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I'm going to [remembers I'm Light Yagami] become God of a New, perfect World, where nobody will ever do evil things ever again!

koiyoiki

why tf is that your go-to response Near

Also yeah more Noelverse stuff in honor of it's 10 year anniversary hell yeah

#MOONRIVER

rat-femurs

I fully believe if L whipped his dick out at quite literally ANY point in the series Light would suck it with 0 questions asked. Like it wouldn't even be an internal debate and the inner monologue would be exactly like their tennis match. I'm not even sure either of them would consider it sex and it would not be weird

#fav

numbuh424

we can't keep meeting like this

General Audiences | 4,605 words | read on AO3

Near can’t think of a more ridiculous way to spend the holiday season than having Kira accompany him while looking for a limited edition festive model train set. Or, Near braves the Christmas shopping crowd and runs into Light Yagami.

Silly fic of Near and Light Christmas shopping that I wrote as a gift for myself 🫶 Light finally gets Ryuk a silver Game Boy Advance SP, and Near doesn't know what to do with the information that Kira is a Mario fan.

#i need to come back here later to write a proper comment conveying this but this is earnestlyone of my favourite things ive read of all time

koiyoiki

crack AU where L gets fed up with the task force complaining about him being chained to Light, snaps, and just brings in Near with the explanation that the issue is clearly that L is too old and Light should be supervised by someone within his age range. Cut to Light being absolutely livid for being demoted to a babysitter and getting chained to said baby (he doesn't know that Near is actually 13 and not like... 6. this also means he feels utterly insulted by L by calling Near "someone within Light's age range"). Fast forward a bit and Light and Near are actually getting along, which results in Watari overhearing L muttering "it should have been me..." more than once, with a depressed expression.

#THIS IS SO FUNNY #FAV

leefi

gay-impressionist

If you are silent about your pain they'll kill you and say you enjoyed it - Zora Neale Hurston

staticsable

This is one of those posts where I feel like I'm doing others and myself a disservice by not sharing. I wish someone had shown me this a long time ago.

Maybe I'd be having to do less work to break out of this shell, now.

dduane

...All of the above.

Tell your truth, and don't be afraid to have it be heard... because this is not a dress rehearsal.

mochagabu-deactivated20231118

It's difficult when you've spent years being a "good person", a "exceptional one" and the first time you complain, people left you. Even some of the ones who say they loved you. But once the fake people leave you, the trustful ones will be able to enter.

zimnyiart-deactivated20260226

light yagami: This whole thing is a setup! This is all part of Near's plan to frame me!

The humble Nate River:

#FAV

numbuh424

we can't keep meeting like this

General Audiences | 4,605 words | read on AO3

Near can’t think of a more ridiculous way to spend the holiday season than having Kira accompany him while looking for a limited edition festive model train set. Or, Near braves the Christmas shopping crowd and runs into Light Yagami.

Silly fic of Near and Light Christmas shopping that I wrote as a gift for myself 🫶 Light finally gets Ryuk a silver Game Boy Advance SP, and Near doesn't know what to do with the information that Kira is a Mario fan.

#OH MY GOD #MOONRIVER SAVE ME MOONRIVERRRR