The Life and Times of a Fangirl's Obsessions @nathalorial - Tumblr Blog

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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fun drinking game

take a shot everytime you feel like you wanna die

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Oh, fuck. Goodwill has so many Mask tapes

Ok, well, really they only have 3 different The Mask Animated Series tapes, but why do they have so many copies? Who donated these and why did they have them? Oh, fuck, now I have a lot of Mask tapes…

69 Mask tapes to be exact. They were all unopened. I don’t even have a VCR. Even if I did, I wouldn’t need to buy every copy they had. Why did I do this? Well, let’s get them out and play with them…

This is not very much fun.

Every tape comes with the most incredible coupon. Some tapes actually came with two, so thank you very much, packaging errors.

The true bummer here is that these coupons expired 20 years ago. The $3 refund does not appear to be worth the effort and I wonder if anyone ever bothered. You had to buy 4 Totino’s pizzas, pizza rolls, or hearty pockets between 10/24/95 and 5/31/96, include the upc from the packages, the receipts from when you purchased those awful food products with the awful food products circled, this coupon, the proof of purchase tab from the Mask box and the receipt from when you purchased the tape during the previously mentioned dates. If anyone did this for $3, I would like to hear from you. Print out this post, take a picture of you eating the printout instead of a Totino’s party pizza, pizza rolls, or hearty pocket, and email it to me with a short story describing how you spent your hard earned $3. Anyway, I guess I’ll epoxy the tapes together and start coating them in resin.

Yes, and do something with those stupid coupons.

TOTINO’S PIZZA ROLLS SMMOKIN’! Now do it several times.

I can’t just throw away the boxes either. That would be terribly wasteful.

Surprisingly, I had more than enough tapes to do what I wanted to do, but the boxes came up short, so the other side of this had to be a little different.

I suppose this is good, because one day I might want to know what I’m missing out on, having ruined nearly all of the precious tapes. I can just look at this side and read what the episodes were about. I think I watched some of this cartoon when I was a kid. I fucking loved the movie when it came out, so I’m pretty sure I watched this show. Anyway, what’s next?

Oh. I guess I’m really bad at taking pictures of the process. It’s a bookcase. There was only one tape I didn’t have to open.

Maybe I’ll get a VCR one day so I can watch this tape.

There’s just one more thing.

Bookcases are usually just so damn boring.

Now I need Dark Horse to print some nice Library Editions of The Mask, because the out of print Omnibuses are Fuck That expensive online. Maybe if I hadn’t spent so much money on old tapes, epoxy, resin, glue, and christmas lights, I could buy one or two of the omnibuses in questionable condition, but then where would I put the books? I now have the perfect place to put as many Library Editions as it takes. Get on it, Dark Horse.

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This is some of the finest storytelling ever on Tumblr or possibly anywhere.

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It really does

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Yep, pretty much!! ^^

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Want to lick!

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Do the Monkey with me!

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Image created for Camp NaNoWriMo by Courtney Alameda, Bram Stoker Award-nominated author of Shutter, and the forthcoming novel Pitch Dark (June 2017). A veteran bookseller and librarian, she now writes full-time and lives in Utah with her husband.

Writer’s Care Packages from Camp NaNoWriMo and We Need Diverse Books.

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Stay Determined Poster Series now available for free download!

That’s right! My Undertale Typography set, series 1 through 3, is now available for download as hi-res printable PDFs. You can take these files to any print shop and have them printed on tabloid (11x17) stock for your own personal display!

Please do not redistribute these posters in any way; they are for personal use only. Support Toby Fox and Undertale by buying some official merch!

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some of my favourite foods c;

commissions are open!

#this makes me SO hungry!

Yard Work and Shitty Neighbors

I am beginning to learn that, when you don’t have a fence between your yard and the crack-addict neighbors who can’t control their kids, the real reason you spray weedkiller over the yard is NOT, contrary to popular belief, to kill the weeds, but to force your neighbors to pay more attention to their kids and stop letting them run through your yard destroying things. Not unless they want to deal with puking children that have sores all over their feet and lower legs.

#Unfortunately the dog can't be in the yard either #will have to walk her to the park more often