BLACK SHEEP.

nat wolff. the less famous wolff brother. 25. husband to maisie, father to eleanor, starring actor in every josh boone movie. ( not the real nat wolff. rp only. )

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you don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but you do have some say in who hurts you. i like my choices.

[nathanielwolff]

( text message: maisie. )

mais: rip to my boobs, don't even want to think about it right now. teething is already a bitch to deal with but using them as a teething toy. no thanks.

mais: it's all a game, i'm convinced. it really does seem to have a sweet sentiment to it all. a wolff boy? oh i'm prepared for the mama's boy title that this will entail. we'll finally be even.

nat: i think they have nipple guard things that you can buy when the baby starts teething. don't quote me on that tho. they might exist, they might not.

nat: probably has some ulterior motives. guess we'll find out. if alex is anything to go off of when it comes to wolff boys and their mom, then you'll surely have yourself a little lifelong bff.

[nathanielwolff]

( text message: maisie. )

mais: but you did it so jokes on youuuuu.

mais: none. we have created a monster. a tiny toothless monster.

mais: some nights so it seems. couldn't believe she wanted me to hold her last night. what even is that? i think she's trying to trick me. yeah, she's a winner to me. gonna keep her for now. she would. imagining her with a little brother or sister kinda makes me happy.

nat: pssssh

nat: a perfect little monster. just wait until she gets teeth and starts biting.

nat: right? almost thought i was hallucinating for a moment. the betrayal was bitter, but worth it. the thought makes me all soft. kind of hoping our next one is a boy to even the numbers out.

[nathanielwolff]

( text message: maisie. )

mais: thanks for admitting it!

mais: hope you're ready. this bully is exactly 10 lbs of pure terror.

mais: oh she'll definitely have something to say about sharing you. and me when she's in a loving mood. we do. partially the reason why i'm even talking about it. think that's the best thing to do so we don't get too overwhelmed with the idea. she would be a cute big sister one day.

nat: i would hardly call that me admitting it.

nat: and she shows no signs of stopping so !

nat: think she's been warming up to you. don't think i haven't noticed that she's a bit more cuddly with her mama lately. it's cute. we can enjoy nell for now. she's cute enough for us to hold off for a bit. wouldn't she?

[nathanielwolff]

( text message: maisie. )

mais: 'bending the truth'

mais: it's not joke when they say this fucks with your life.

mais: mean, yes. totally agree with you on that front that she will need a sibling. she's too cute not to have one. i dunno, i mean... not yet obviously bc i still feel the pain like it happened bloody yesterday but figure in a few months, we can talk about actually giving her a sibling.

nat: something like that.

nat: can't believe we're about to spend the next 18 years getting bullied. wtf.

nat: she'll probably hate us for it, but that's okay. i'm happy you're into the idea of expanding our family. i mean, we make some pretty cute babies, eh? let's revisit the idea in a few months. see where our heads are at and if we feel ready.

[nathanielwolff]

( text message: maisie. )

mais: love it when you lieeee to me. my ego appreciates you so much but never.

mais: i'm putting some of my money down on her. only because she has your pout down pretty good. my stank face and your pout. it's a dangerous comb.

mais: but like... do you think about it?

nat: pls i'm not lying.

nat: we're really in for it, huh?

nat: sometimes. i mean, i wouldn't mind giving nellie a sibling or two. however, i just want to do what you're comfy with. if it's one child, then it's one child. do you think about it?

[nathanielwolff]

( text message: natalia. )

natalia: I mean, you're welcome??

natalia: if anyone actually chooses bloody mary over beetlejuice, there's something wrong there. he's an icon.

natalia: YESSSS! dad #1 can hide away all he wants. dad #2 is ready to be there for all of the drama, don't you worry. I was born for this very important role.

nat: .... thank you. i think.

nat: even iconic might be a bit of an understatement. my love for beetlejuice knows no limits. catch me trying to get you, mais, and tom to do a beetlejuice themed costume with me this year. you'd make a great lydia.

nat: okay, but?? not to be dramatic or anything, but ur my new favorite person?? wow, we're blessed to have you around. my sanity thanks you.

[nathanielwolff]

( text message: maisie. )

mais: don't make me get sappy. you know i do that a lot nowadays and i'm not used to it djfhdsk

mais: i'm ready to be public enemy #1 with her. she's probably still gonna have you wrapped around her finger.

mais: maybe one more. one day.

nat: you're adorable when you're sappy, so i'm not going to stop. ever.

nat: nellie vs mom. my money is on her winning, honestly. she's already got that stink eye down and now all she needs is an attitude to go with it.

nat: i'm just bugging, mais. i don't care how many kids we have.

[nathanielwolff]

( text message: maisie. )

mais: we made the best baby, my love. i don't think i'll ever get over it.

mais: think she might question that when she gets older but for now, we're top of the line.

mais: i'm not giving you a football team, get over it :)

nat: you two truly are the best parts of me. love you, mais.

nat: just wait until she's a teenager and dragging us both within an inch of our lives. can't wait!!

nat: lame :(

[nathanielwolff]

text message ➟ fucker.

alex: the very ones. that’s the representation of drunk you.

alex: lame ass. i deserve at least a 4.5/10.

alex: also got a question for you

nat: i can see. we've got the same build going on.

nat: no.

nat: what's up?

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[nathanielwolff]

Text || Co-Husband

hunt: that's good! having yourself a little 'break' before getting back into work is always a good thing.

nat: thank god. way too tired to being jumping from project to project right away.

[nathanielwolff]

jlxngz·:

she better or i might have to pick up the slack. i can’t watch you gawping at us all cluelessly while we talk in yung filly & j hus quotes. personally think i could mold you into the first american roadman. what did you think of it? feel like skins was what i watched to get intel on what i should be doing as a teen — what life would’ve been like if i didn’t have to stay clean and give up a social life. wish we were the same; think i knew at least three plays off by heart by the time i was finished and none of them made sense… all old english. nah, all our grades came down to one big test at the end of the year & writing two essays comparing poems from an anthology you had to memorise. if you didn’t know what you were talking about, you were screwed basically. at least thrones fans aren’t as evil as star wars warriors. used to mess around with someone that was hardcore into chewbecca and shit, and they didn’t have a good word to say about the films despite the fact they were a fan. no bias, right? would’ve liked to see rickon handed the batton.

i think you should, because i’m dying to know what this yung filly & j hus thing is. skins was alright! a terrifying portrayal of teenage life, but i kind of loved it. was kind of pissed when freddie was killed off and we never got to see anyone but cook’s reaction. feel like you took the right route in life so nothing to regret there. right? they still don’t make sense to me. love that he thinks he was onto something, though. that’s so lame. -- chewbecca? suppose it could be worse. they could’ve been into jar jar binks. didn’t know star wars fans hated the movies. that’s actually pretty interesting because i was under the impression that people enjoyed the films. huh, the more you know. rickon deserved better and i’ll stand by that forever, 

[nathanielwolff]

annakxndrick·:

If you like dysfunctional families then this show is for you. Think Desperate Housewives but instead of all friends in a neighborhood they are all brothers and sisters. I mean it’s not reality but it is still so messed up and I am living for it. 

love ‘em. there’s something weirdly addicting about watching everyone lose their shit on television, fictional or not. sounds pretty interesting to me, so i’ll be adding it to my list. hope you’re ready for my review on every single episode. 

[nathanielwolff]

maiisies·:

never a moment when you don’t, honestly. while i know that it’s in your job description to be the best ever, still dunno if i will ever get over you being everything i could’ve ever wanted. remind me to be a soft drunk more often then. thanks for not letting me break my neck on those skates. i’ll just have to do something extravagant this december for yourself. it was brilliant, love. you outdid yourself all over again. think we can go steal some of the drink recipes though? i want them for a rainy day when nell actually passes out early on.

wouldn’t say i’m the best ever, but my ego thanks you for that. i just want you to be happy, mais. always. oh, for sure. if it means i get all the drunk, sleepy cuddles then i’ll be the first in line to remind you. no problem. as much as i think you’d rock the neck brace, i’m glad you made it out alive. remind me next time to make the rink an alcohol-free zone. so many things could have gone wrong with it. already got the recipes written out and tucked away in a kitchen drawer. now we just need to wait for her to actually fall asleep early one day.