nick jakoby

kind boy, trying his best

[theliberalstookmydrills]

[bigorcsyes]

Its 2:37am. You’re in a 7/11. You peek over to the fridges in the back.

You see Mikey. He’s wearing an undershirt coupled with black bootyshorts.

The bootyshorts have the words “SUBMIT” plastered on the back. They look painted on. You say nothing. He pays for three monsters and a pack of redvines. He leaves.

[bigorcsyes]

“I love myself—I may look like a burnt chicken nugget, but I love myself.”

—Dorghu, maybe.

[bigorcsyes]

Can you say praise kink????? Because Nick Jakoby has one. Massively. Please give him compliments plea

[bigorcsyes]

Dorghu, watching as Ward & Jakoby are held over the pit: My son earns his colors tonight.

Mikey:

[thethirdsisteroftheeast]

Someone: Jakoby is ugly

Entire Bright fandom including myself:

[thethirdsisteroftheeast]

“we’re gonna titty bar gun fight die”

is the most iconic line in movie history.

[the-winter-senpai]

If Nick had a tumblr

“People give me shit about my small tusks like okay Ragnar but if your tusks were growing into your fucking face and you couldn’t even eat because it hurts like shit you, too, would take a pair of pliers and cut the damn things off at 12 years old with no dental insurance, fuck you and your judgemental blue ass, bitch”

[kyddblog-deactivated20230719]

Jakoby: Kandomere, are you like... seeing anyone?

Kandomere: *sweats* ...No, why?

Jakoby: I dunno, I just think you'd really benefit from seeing a therapist or something...

[the-winter-senpai]

Kandomere is tired of people questioning his life choices.

Fuck off, Kaela

[plasticfreckles]

Never noticed if that happens in English but when they get their medals somebody’s yelling “I LOVE YOU NICK” in the German dub and same gurl

[bright2k17appreciationsociety]

Nick Jakoby is the type of person who will marvel at the ducks in the park.

“Look at all those chickens.”

“Chief, I think I need a new partner. Can I get a new partner?”

[shinydixon]

You will be loved - Nick Jakoby x Reader [BRIGHT] (Request)

@kitty-chan33 + @mullynite: Jakoby and a pregnant s/o?? In a scenario scene where reader is 4 - 5 month pregnant and tell Nick that the baby kick for the first time and such??

+ DUDE so to add onto the ask about papa! Jakoby and pregnant s/o, it would be sooo cute!! I can just imagine Jakoby taking the time to urge the unborn baby to kick at least every night, and wake up in the middle of the night just to get S/O whatever they’re craving bc omg they’re so delicate and can’t walk bc their feet be SWOL AF. Btw your stories are so cute and

I love all that you post SO YEAH! REMEMBER THAT WE ALL LOVE YOU!!!!💕💕💕💘💘💘💘❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

I hope you’ll like it!

ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE SO, SORRY FOR EVENTUAL MISTAKES

 “Don’t move baby! I’ll be back in a minute!”

You heard your husband scream from the hallway and slam the door while you were seated comfortably on the couch.

You couldn’t help but giggle while you were massaging your 5 month pregnant belly.

Since the beginning of your pregnancy, Nick was always ready to help you in everything.

When he was at home, he insisted to do everything from tidy up the house to cooking lunch and dinner; when he was at work, you would receive a lot of messages from him.

Right now, Nick was on his way to the market while you were waiting for him patiently.

The fact is that with the pregnancy you started to crave for some strange things and tonight, the baby wanted some bread with watermelon.

Now, at home you had some bread but not watermelon and your beloved husband decided that if his wife wanted a watermelon, he would gave her a watermelon even if you prayed for him to stay at home.

He always do that, it doesn’t matter if he’s tired from work and it’s 3 a.m at night, he would wake up from your shared bad, get dressed and drove around the city looking for what you needed.

It has been half an hour since he left, and you kept talking to your baby while caressing your bump.

“Your daddy is such a sweetheart, he will truly love you and spoil you once you’ll be born”

In that moment you felt something.

Keeping your hand in the same area you felt it before you wait a little until you felt it again.

Your baby was kicking!

“Are you awake baby? This is mommy” Another kick.

You were so happy that when you finally heard the front door open, you started to run toward your husband, who had a big watermelon between his arms.

“Sorry it took me so long, I wanted the best one for you”

When he finally looked at you, heavy breaths coming our your lips and an hand on your belly, he could tell you ran to reach him, so, without thinking he put down the big fruit and rushed toward you.

“(Y/n) are you okay? The baby is okay? Do we have to go to the hospital?” “No babe! I’m super okay! Give me your hands”

He reached out for you, you took his big hands into your smaller ones and brought them on your bump.

“C’mon jellybean, it’s time to meet your daddy”

At first Nick was confused but suddenly, the baby gave a kick exactly where Nick’s hands were.

Nick looked at you, a surprised expression on his face, while you noticed his ears twitching.

In a moment he was on his knees, he lifted up your t-shirt and kissed your belly.

“Hey there little one, finally I can feel you”

Meanwhile, you smiled down at him, and started to caress the top of his bald head.

While he was busy saying sweet things to your child you couldn’t help but thinking about how Nick will be once the baby was there with you.

You looked forward to watch that big orc taking care of a small delicate creature.

Moreover, you were curious to see how an half human – half orc baby would look.

However, that wasn’t important, the most important thing for the both of you was that your baby was healthy and happy.

 That night you woke up feeling a delicate pressure on your belly.

Leaning up on your elbows you noticed Nick’s head leaning down on your belly, whispering some orcish things to your baby and caressing the bump with his big hand.

You reached out for him, caressing the side of his head, letting him know you were awake.

“I’m sorry babygirl I didn’t want wake you…but I fell asleep with my hand on your belly and I felt a kick so I wanted to talk to them since they were awake”

Smiling, you nodded while he got up from your bump, giving you a kiss on your lips.

“What were you saying to our baby? Are you plotting against me since I don’t speak orcish?”

Laughing,  Nick buried his face on your neck, he was inhaling your scent, something he loved to do during your intimate moments together.

“I was telling to jellybean about its mommy and daddy  and how proud we will be to become parents of a child that I know for sure, will do great things”

He snuggled more into you before adding one last thing before falling asleep.

“And I also said that he or she will be so loved, that even if sometimes we will fight like normal families do, he or she will be always be loved by mommy and daddy”.

[kenna-snow]

Random person: *starts saying something mean to Nick Jakoby*

Me:

[cafelaratt]

[kenna-snow]

Some person: *being an asshole towards Nick Jakoby for absolutely no reason*

Me:

[eleganttrashcan]

I’m still not done with this Bright BS

Why are Orcs underated?

I understand their metaphor as a severely beaten and criminalized people for the sake of representing current POC struggles but….like COME ON

They should have entire SQUADS OF ORCS

They are strong, we see one lift a car effortlessly to retrieve a ball for a younger orc, yet when a group of orcs was being beaten to a pulp by officers they just took it. An orc could easily snap a human in half, I’ll bet every wand in existence on that fact.

Then you have the scene where Jakoby and Ward enter the safe house, Jakoby smells the blood before they even come across it, Jakoby smells there are others in the building. Earlier in the movie Jokaby scented the human fertilizer Ward spread across his lawn thinking it was cow shit, HE EVEN SCENTED WARDS FRUSTRATION ( Though I don’t know if it being sexual frustration was entirely accurate. )

I don’t know where these humans from the show stem from but even a an earthworm would know that a scent is nearly impossible to keep when surrounded by as many bodies as Jakoby had to wade through when Wards shooter got away, and because of this slip up, That was in an open street packed full of human and non human bodies and different food scents of the city, Jakoby ( and orcs by extention) are constantly Belittled and downplayed as stupid useless beings. When ward questioned how Jakoby would have known it was the wrong guy and he confessed to his scent being better than a human WARD HAS THE FUCKING GALL TO MOCK HIM AFTER EVERYTHING JAKOBY HAD PROVED TO HIM AS A PARTNER BY ASKING HIM IF HE COULD TELL BY THE FUCKING AXE BODY SPRAY THE SHOOTER MAY HAVE BEEN WEARING. What shit is this, I hope for suture movies we get some more damned recognition because while this ignorance and convenient for the plot and message of the movie ITS WEIGHING DOWN ALL POSSIBILITES LIKE WHY BELIEVE THE ELVES TO BE ALL MIGHT STRONG RACE WHILE PUTTING DOWN THE ANIMAL LIKE AND GIGANTICLY MUSCLY MEGA PEOPLE WHO OBVIOUSLY HAVE MORE TO OFFER THAN BEING THE COPS BEATING DOLLS.