getaway island

pati. 19. oklahoma. college student. part time psychopath. message me weird stuffs ;) xx

[barebackinq]

when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it in

[riijuu]

i cant believe how true this is 

[intensional]

No offense but they should make a Sharkboy and Lavagirl 2

[britney]

This isn’t even offensive 

[intensional]

well i SAID no offense

[fuckyeahblackcelebrities]

[kushandwizdom]

[brehaaorgana]

“Running of the interns outside the Supreme Court 6/26/2015″

[brehaaorgana]

RUN INTERNS, BRING THE GOOD NEWS TO THE PEOPLE, hol y shit i did nto fucking realize. this happens.,vine.

LET ME FURTHER ELABORATE ON THE HILARITY OF THE BEST AMERICAN POLITICAL PRACTICE TO EXIST, “THE ANNUAL RUNNING OF THE INTERNS”: 

RECORDINGS ARE NOT ALLOWED INSIDE THE U.S. SUPREME COURT. SO WHEN A DECISION IS MADE, COPIES ARE HANDED TO MEMBERS OF THE PRESS INSIDE THE BUILDING IN A PRESS ROOM WHO THEN LEAVE THEIR ROOM TO HAND THE COPIES OF THE RULING TO THEIR INTERNS (WHO AREN’T ALLOWED INSIDE THE PRESS ROOM) 

(PICTURED: INTERNS FROM 2013, WAITING FOR THEIR RUN)

AND THEN THE INTERNS HAVE TO DELIVER THE COURT RULINGS WHILE THE JUSTICES ARE ANNOUNCING THEIR DECISION INSIDE THE COURTROOM ITSELF. 

SO THE INTERNS RUN THROUGH THE SUPREME COURT BUILDING FROM OUTSIDE THE PRESS ROOM TO OUTSIDE, ACROSS THE PAVED WALKWAYS, AND DOWN THE STAIRS OF THE COURTHOUSE AREA INTO THE BROADCASTING PRESS PEN IN THE STREET.

(A PREVIOUS YEAR’S INTERN RUN WINNER)

INTERNS ARE TOLD THEY MAY TO THROW SOME ELBOWS IF NECESSARY.

 AND ALL ARE RACING TO BE THE FIRST TO DELIVER THE COURT RULINGS TO THEIR RESPECTIVE BROADCASTERS WHO ARE WAITING TO GO ON AIR

PICTURED IN FRONT IS YESTERDAY’S INTERN WINNER LAUREN WHO SAID SHE “JUST LIKED TO WIN” WHEN SHE PULLED CLEAR AHEAD TO DELIVER THE OBAMACARE RELATED DECISION. 

KEEP IN MIND THE DECISIONS READ ON THE BENCH ARE POSTED ONLINE A FEW MINUTES LATER SO THIS WHOLE PROCESS CURRENTLY EXISTS BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO WAIT THAT LONG. 

TRULY A GREAT AND HILARIOUS AMERICAN TRADITION. 

[nativelyfe]

mamabeez

[perrfectly]

if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you 

[clvbpenguin]

my mom doesn’t even text me back

[softchubbypuppy]

[oxblood74-deactivated20150630]

SAVE HIM

[h0odrich]

me

[onedaywellbeyoung]

[laoih]

“I told you not to let him out of your sight!”

"Dad didn't even have to tell me. It was just always my responsibility, you know?"

Dean + his brother’s keeper

[jeezlouisephoto]

got drunk & tried to develop a roll of film, needless to say, here are the results. 35mm

[extrasad]

Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

[y0ung-guns]

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

[officialestelle]

at least you get accepted no matter what

[haithinkimfunnny]

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

[platoniclies]

Woah

[nativelyfe]

I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.

[back-then]

The Anti-Flirt Club was an American club active in Washington, D.C., during the early 1920s. The purpose of the club was to protect young women and girls who received unwelcome attention from men in automobiles and on street corners. The Anti-Flirt Club launched an ‘Anti-Flirt’ week, which began on March 4, 1923

[psych2go]

Sometimes we must undergo hardships, breakups, and narcissistic wounds, which shatter the flattering image that we had of ourselves, in order to discover two truths: that we are not who we thought we were; and that the loss of a cherished pleasure is not necessarily the loss of true happiness and well-being.

Jean-Yves Leloup (via psych2go)

[woyyor-deactivated20170102]

your energy introduces you before you even speak.

(via meknotmck)